What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[NoReturn]

It makes one wonder where the water came from originally and if water in the mantle is normal in the creation of a planet. Does Venus have water or has the heat of the sun blown it off? Mars? Uranus?

Not sure how watery Uranus is but mine is doing pretty great.

 

[Light blue notebook]

Got a new one.

The push that it's dangerous to stop eating gluten without a doctor telling you it's okay is a scam, and might be one of the factors making people ill.

All of my life I have heard that gluten is important for human life, since we have eaten it since forever, though now it's processed to hell and back.

Now for over a year I have, without a permission from a doctor, that people around me is for some reason alarmed about, cant do that without an diagnosis you hear.

The fun part?

I feel better than ever, mind fog is gone, stomach working correctly, and I haven't taken any supplements, just some larger portions when I eat

So I advice you, if you feel bad, and the stomach aren't working properly, and have tried most things, try to cut the gluten out of your life, it might change your life.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

So I advice you, if you feel bad, and the stomach aren't working properly, and have tried most things, try to cut the gluten out of your life, it might change your life.

Have you tried organic, non-fortified flour instead? Gluten intolerance only started being a thing once we started fortifying flour with bullshit.

 

[Fek]

TL;DW in case the video breaks or the original gets taken down?

Those videos are hosted across several mirrors and have been up for ages. They're not going anywhere, fren.

Try watching even the first 10 minutes or so if pressed for time.

Which doesn't explain where the fucking water came from

From cutting down all the huge trees, of course.

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..What?

 

[teriyakiburns]

All of my life I have heard that gluten is important for human life

First I've ever heard of this. Gluten's singular benefit is that it acts as a binder in anything that uses wheat flour, which is why we've spent millennia selectively breeding for more of it; it makes bread work. Beyond that, it's neutral to slightly inflammatory and has a progressive effect over a long period. I bet it's a reaction to "right wing" dietary trends. Eating healthily and avoiding wheat products has become associated with being a nazi now, even though it was the preserve of granola crunch hippies for most of the last 80 years, so anyone who says they're avoiding gluten for their healthy is an ontological evil, who must be countered and de-radicalised at every opportunity.

Probably also ties into the push to use isolated gluten protein as a meat substitute, as seen in the current fad for seitan "meat".

 

[squidward tentacles]

Have you tried organic, non-fortified flour instead? Gluten intolerance only started being a thing once we started fortifying flour with bullshit.

For various hippie reasons, I grind my own flour from wheat berries, and my 'gluten-sensitive' friends have zero problem with it. I'm not sure if it's the pesticides used to treat commercial wheat fields (I buy from an organic provider), or if it's the level of processing needed to turn wheat from plant to fluffy white powder, but something in the commercial process makes wheat very rough on the sensitive stomach.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

@NoReturn this is interesting, but where WOULD the water come from on this growing earth? If the continents just broke open and separated from the old globe, this extra water has to come from somewhere, it's not empty space, it's matter appearing where there was none

i do believe the earth's shape and size shifted over time, it doesn't exist as an enclosed system, matter drifts in from space and likewise matter gets lost
but this growing seems to be implied to be natural and fast and as if new matter is just created out of thin air

Mass can't be created or destroyed, the argument is that the earths core somehow created new mass which is impossible.

Water comes from meteorites

 

[NoReturn]

Mass can't be created or destroyed, the argument is that the earths core somehow created new mass which is impossible.

Water comes from meteorites

What if earth expands like a marshmallow in the microwave?

 

[Local Farmer]

My theory as to why job boards like Indeed and LinkedIn are useless for actually finding a job is due to two reasons
1. Indians
2. They are aggregating data because they either think or know an Economic crash is coming and will do mass layoffs of their current employees to employ people with the same qualifications, but they will be in a position to negotiate a lower pay.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Bro if the Earth hatches like an egg that would really fuck up my weekend plans.

 

[NoReturn]

2. They are aggregating data because they either think or know an Economic crash is coming and will do mass layoffs of their current employees to employ people with the same qualifications, but they will be in a position to negotiate a lower pay.

This part isn't a conspiracy theory, it's just a depressing fact.
Ghost jobs and "We filled this position, whoops here it is listed again at lower pay" are just ways for the demons in HR to build their spreadsheets of applicants and how much each one would accept for a given position.

 

[Local Farmer]

Bro if the Earth hatches like an egg that would really fuck up my weekend plans.

The trout population probably wouldn't be significantly affected

This part isn't a conspiracy theory, it's just a depressing fact.
Ghost jobs and "We filled this position, whoops here it is listed again at lower pay" are just ways for the demons in HR to build their spreadsheets of applicants and how much each one would accept for a given position.

From what I heard you especially see this in programming fields where you got a guy making 150k a year working really 6 months at a time because they got fuck all to do but have the skills and experience to fix shit if it goes haywire, and so they want to phase out those skilled programmers for cheap wage slaves.

Any one who works in HR is an enemy of God and should be treated as such.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

What if earth expands like a marshmallow in the microwave?

there's no evidence of air pockets that would do that, there is evidence of a mass underground ocean.

This part isn't a conspiracy theory, it's just a depressing fact.
Ghost jobs and "We filled this position, whoops here it is listed again at lower pay" are just ways for the demons in HR to build their spreadsheets of applicants and how much each one would accept for a given position.

 

[NoReturn]

Any one who works in HR is an enemy of God and should be treated as such.

there's no evidence of air pockets that would do that, there is evidence of a mass underground ocean.


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Agreed.
On that topic, we've all seen "The Map" but did you guys know HR also falls on "The Timeline"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_resources

https://www.visier.com/blog/the-100-year-history-human-resources-department/

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Mass can't be created or destroyed, the argument is that the earths core somehow created new mass which is impossible.

Water comes from meteorites

The argument seems to imply that the land expands and moves, not that mass gets added
Aside from the fact that the earth doesn't exist as a closed system and mass can absolutely be added to it, but still, I agree with the marshmallow analogy, the video suggests that the existing land simply becomes less dense and the blank spaces it leaves behind fill up with water
Meteorites can bring water but I'm not sure if enough have hit the earth in that span of time to bring quite so much

This part isn't a conspiracy theory, it's just a depressing fact.
Ghost jobs and "We filled this position, whoops here it is listed again at lower pay" are just ways for the demons in HR to build their spreadsheets of applicants and how much each one would accept for a given position.

Somewhat high up in every company, every industry, every job and every corporate cult like HR, sits a histrionic woman who bases her decision making entirely on how much the barista at the local coffee shop fucked up her coffee that morning and then takes out her anger on everyone who looks the same that day

 

[Brahma]

slightly inflammatory

Can be worse than that depending on an individual basis, without being a coeliac level issue

There's a natural variation in response between people to any substance, some people are hyper responses to caffeine etc

From another thread:

Nah, even celiac isn't a binary in its response but outside that people have a spectrum of responses to gluten, largely due to intestinal flora and balance of digestive enzymes, proteins etc

Coeliac is a auto immune response, run of the mill gluten damage is related to the zonulin whose release is triggered by the gliadin peptide that gluten breaks down into. Zonulin regulates the interstitial spaces between cells and because historically we never had access to lots of food all the time, no coregulator evolved along side it, so when you've got lots of zonulin, it's akin to Angela Merkel throwing the gates open. Lots of bad stuff gets released past the gut wall and into the blood stream, lymphatic system etc

People will have a higher or lower release rate of zonulin in response to X amount substance.

Pretty sure the round the clock eating modern westerners engage in doesn't help either. The gates are open and they're still open the next time you stuff food in your gob etc

Pretty simple solution though, just eat less gluten, and give your body a chance to repair itself by not eating every waking moment

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Water comes from meteorites

333 million cubic MILES of water exist on earth. That's a lot of meteorites.

 

[one_time_user]

Fuck HR. We couldn't fill positions and couldn't figure out why. When we were able to get someone onboarded they usually didn't work out. I told our ED it was because oir hr person was a terrible human being and a waste of money. unrelated to my input, HR person was fired, her minion immediately quit and we've since filled every position, department heads have been in the interviews and everyone is happy with little turnover.

Fuck HR.

 

[Althalus]

333 million cubic MILES of water exist on earth. That's a lot of meteorites.

Suppose the water is the reason why the Earth is expanding? Liquids don't like to compress and will move surrounding solid objects if under force (basic principle behind all hydraulic equipment btw). So, what if underground water under pressure is gradually pushing the outside soil outwards until an equilibrium is reached?

My theory as to why job boards like Indeed and LinkedIn are useless for actually finding a job is due to two reasons
1. Indians
2. They are aggregating data because they either think or know an Economic crash is coming and will do mass layoffs of their current employees to employ people with the same qualifications, but they will be in a position to negotiate a lower pay.

The third reason is prices of company stock, companies want to inflate stock value by convincing investors they are growing. An easy way to do that is creating many job openings to show investors, to create an illusion of growth. Whether said jobs openings are actually filled at all, or filled at a rate proportionate to the rate of creation, would be conveniently left out of investor meetings.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Suppose the water is the reason why the Earth is expanding? Liquids don't like to compress and will move surrounding solid objects if under force (basic principle behind all hydraulic equipment btw). So, what if underground water under pressure is gradually pushing the outside soil outwards until an equilibrium is reached?

I side with ringwoodite idea that solid minerals form within the mantle and are kept in that state due to high heat and pressure, kind of like diamonds. Except, when they come to the surface, they expand, release chemicals and create water, among other things. If you've ever seen liquid oxygen return to atmospheric pressure, it expands 800 times the size from liquid to oxygen.

If that was the case, solid minerals could expand in size greatly to make our oceans. The interesting part, is if this is the case, then how often has this process happened? There's very, very, very strong evidence that a great flood or deluge like event happened around 13,000 years ago. Was this the result of more minerals erupting onto the surface of the Earth, sinking atlantis, dogerland and Zealandia?