I will give Ian this, I really felt like a teenager again today, rushing home from school to watch the new Content Cop. I even made myself some snacks

. So, even after everything, the Content Cop name still had some staying power. But this is the last time that it will. Now
everyone knows he's boring as fuck. No way he's ever reaching 2 million views in 15 hours again.
I found myself falling asleep halfway through. This did not need to be an hour long but Mr. Empath felt the need to talk in circles about how much of a shitty friend he is and suck Hasan off in between. And for how much he talks I still felt very lost as someone who doesn't keep up with Ethan.
He constantly downplays his friendship with Ethan and calls it a "light friendship", is so autistic that he thinks a friend of a decade who has defended you expecting to be defended back is a "transactional relationship". At some point he literally said he "doesn't give a shit" that Ethan just wanted him to say that his house is clean and that he didn't kill his dog and that "no one he respects would care that I said that", which is telling of the company he keeps nowadays. My favourite part is when he calls Ethan's podcast an "emotional dumping ground" and "not what a podcast should be", as if that's not literally their podcast described to a T

. This whole section is bizarre but at the same time too boring to summarise, but I'm sure many already have picked it apart in the 65 pages this thread has gained since last night.
It's not until 40 minutes into the video where it actually becomes a Content Cop rather than gay sperging about Israel v Palestine and he talks about how Ethan is too reliant on a button he uses as a killswitch. Okay. Whatever.
58 minutes in he's sperging about Sabra which is a type of hummus and how real hummus isn't distributed well in the US and... what the fuck is happening?
Ian's idea of an impactful moment for the video, is getting Kirk Honda, who is that psychologist that they had on their podcast, who rated Ethan's apology to QTCinderella an A+ (you still following?) to change the grade of his apology to a B. Therapy is very serious business.
Anyway, Kirk decides to not change the grade. Lol. What a pointless bit, but so is most of this video. Also iDubbbz looks really mad during this bit while talking about what Kirk said. Lol.
But my favourite part of modern iDubbbz is that you get lulled into passing out from boredom and then he suddenly slaps you with something extremely embarrassing that makes the past hour you spent watching suddenly not wasted. I can't believe I almost stopped watching halfway through and almost missed iDubbbz bawling his eyes out.
I want this tattooed into my soul, it's so good

. SUFFAH IAN.
Oh wait fuck I almost forgot. Hour long video and he doesn't mention that Ethan had CPS called to his house which is really fucking scummy considering how he paints Ethan as just being angry and harassing people because he's an evil Zionist or whatever. Can't wait to read on and see if they defend this at all.