💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[CoomerTine]

My brother got a DUI and had a problem diluting enough to take good piss tests so they made him take breathalyzer readings twice a day

They should do this to Nick, no way he can not drink for hours at a time

 

[Heed Not]

Since the plea settlement is in a couple of days I'm locking in my bet that rekieta gets 3-5 years of probation. Where I'm departing from the norm is in also guessing he gets 30 days in jail, just so he has a taste of wait awaits him if he fucks up his probation.

I'm just here to say I called it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm just here to say I called it.

He hasn’t been sentenced yet.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Take the 30 days jail nick. That way now you have an own against most of the lawtube who said you wont be getting jail time. Especially against that fat fuck @Potentially Criminal

What's 30 days in jail anyway? It'll be fun. You enjoy the ass reaming anyway

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

His talk about enjoying prison reminds me of his weird obsession years ago with that black gay prison rapist who had the "funny-funny" video talking about how much he loved raping men in prison. Nick was bound and determined to interview him, while he was still somewhat believably LARPing as a Christian trad dad and credible lawtuber, because Nick was so enthralled by the black man's hilarious recounting of raping men in prison. Somehow, he restrained himself and never went through with the interview, but his views of the matter were unambiguous.

Take that in retrospect as you will.

In fairness it was a classic Boondocks episode and an older Internet meme from when TV was just weird.
However, given how things turned out the writers could have been foreshadowing.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I wonder how terribly Rekieta presented himself for that to be the recommendation. It's not just that he appears to have been recommended the maximum possible probation length, but that recommendation is PLUS jail and PLUS community service.

The letters do seem to imply total delusion on the part of Rekieta and his family. Unless I missed it, the letter from Megan is the only one that references addiction issues at all. Kayla refers to "a mistake" and Bob refers to "their personal situation". Kayla also appears to imply that the PSIR was biased for political reasons.

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Also, since they reference all the great things Rekieta does for his friends/family/community, why are there only 3 letters?

I doubt Nick's letter does him any favours here. That's suggesting some kind of conspiracy to silence him, not a drug posession situation.

I did some digging and from what I see Judges in that county stick to the sentencing guidelines around 70% of the time. If they deviate, they deviate down. So it's still realistic that Nick gets a softer sentence.

Make of that what you will, but they need to give reasons in court if they go under it, so if the Judge imposes something less we will get to know his thinking.

 

[August Levasseur]

Of course he claims he had "corporate clients," so I'm sure he sat around a few times with prospective clients drinking whiskey and pretending to offer useful advice.

"Corporate clients" probably means some level of contract law. My dad does some contract law as a side gig and it's all just making phone calls and writing up forms for the people he's calling to sign. It's the lowest skill lawyer work possible, but it can actually pay really well, depending on how much money is involved in the contracts you're signing.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm double retarded, but didn't Nick mention some great deal?
Was that related to sentencing or just getting some of the charges dropped for pleading guilty?

 

[parsnip]

I'm double retarded, but didn't Nick mention some great deal?
Was that related to sentencing or just getting some of the charges dropped for pleading guilty?

I could be wrong, but I don't think he could have known what the recommendations for sentencing would be prior to making the deal. The deal was for Kayla and April to have their charges dropped, and for the child abuse charge to be dropped in exchange for him pleading guilty to the drug possession. Then, once he accepted that the parole officer does a pre-sentence investigation and makes recommendations to the judge for what his sentence should be, and the judge will sentence him on Friday.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm double retarded, but didn't Nick mention some great deal?

Nick has mentioned several "great deals." Including a Rumble "deal" that is slight of hand meant to serve as a distraction from the fact he no longer has a contract. He gets the same "deal" everybody else over there gets.

What I am saying here is Nick is full of shit when it comes to talking about deals. And many other things.

But, yes, I believe at some point Nick argued that his plea deal was good. We'll see how he feels about it after Friday.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

I feel like the funniest outcome would be 1 year in probation + 30 days in jail if that is a possible outcome. A trip to jail would finally crown Nick as the king of all Wiggers (While hopefully reducing his inhibition against looking bad to the Internet and his parents) and only 1 year in probation would mean he can go back to drinking and producing content before he has a chance to truly curb his addiction.

 

[Vibralldo]

I could be wrong, but I don't think he could have known what the recommendations for sentencing would be prior to making the deal. The deal was for Kayla and April to have their charges dropped, and for the child abuse charge to be dropped in exchange for him pleading guilty to the drug possession. Then, once he accepted that the parole officer does a pre-sentence investigation and makes recommendations to the judge for what his sentence should be, and the judge will sentence him on Friday.

Nick has mentioned several "great deals." Including a Rumble "deal" that is slight of hand meant to serve as a distraction from the fact he no longer has a contract. He gets the same "deal" everybody else over there gets.

What I am saying here is Nick is full of shit when it comes to talking about deals. And many other things.

But, yes, I believe at some point Nick argued that his plea deal was good. We'll see how he feels about it after Friday.

That's what I thought. It'd be funny and weird if Nick was convinced that because they're lowering his charges that he'd get off with a slap on the wrist, then get blindsided with 30 days in jail.

If Nick thinks he'll get off light he probably won't. He is terrible at legal analysis after all.

 

[thebigdream]

The only reason I don't want Nick to get jail time is that he'd never shut the fuck up about it. He already blubbers like a pussy about how the ebil cops bashed down his door, imagine how insufferable he'll be about his 30 days in rape jail. He'd definitely attempt to run the ex-prisoner gambit on YouTube without realising it's been done a million times before by a million times more interesting people.

 

[Vibralldo]

The only reason I don't want Nick to get jail time is that he'd never shut the fuck up about it. He already blubbers like a pussy about how the ebil cops bashed down his door, imagine how insufferable he'll be about his 30 days in rape jail.

If it's rape jail he'd probably complain about being let out

 

[Captain Manning]

The only reason I don't want Nick to get jail time is that he'd never shut the fuck up about it. He already blubbers like a pussy about how the ebil cops bashed down his door, imagine how insufferable he'll be about his 30 days in rape jail.

Disagree. Nick is a homosexual wigger. I think he'd be fucking hilarious after jail. He'd spin it as him having street cred, and having fought "the man" who wants to keep him down.

"Yo yo yo, it's me, Nicky R, coming to you from spicy Spicer. Real OG gangsta, ya feel? You best be showing me respect, and dissing dat fool Aaron regularly, or I'll bust a cap in yo ass as soon as the man gives me my guns back! A'ight? Now, where'd da white women Jamaican men at?"

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I find the community service more entertaining an idea than the prison. Because, as @thebigdream says, I think for him it'd just be a chance to tell tall tales about what happened in there.
Whereas community service would really break him. Having to work for a living?! He considers that beneath him. King Rekieta do hard work with the plebes? Just shameful.

 

[Folgers Can]

New Barneswalker filing:

How it started:


[X] [A]

How it's going:


[L]

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

God I would be furious if I was parent reading this stuff. cooking and driving your kids around to school and extracurricular activities is such a common thing parents have to juggle. Also, if Nick is doing all this, what the hell does Kayla do? Does she not drive or cook? Does she not have a job or something productive in life? Does she just have sex, do drugs, and stare at a wall when not active like a machine?

In his shitbag lying dad's letter, Bobby "The Broom" Rekieta wrote about how Nick had to drive to law school twice a week, and then drive home. Normal people drive to college or to work 5 days a week and think nothing of it! What the Hell is it with these fucking retards acting like Nick driving is some monumental feat!? Is Nick driving a goddamn Flintstones car that he powers with his own feet? Or is it just impressive to Bobby that his alchoholic drug addict child abusing son manages to drive anywhere without dying in a car wreck or killing somebody? What a remarkable man Nick is for driving to law school TWICE A WEEK. Jesus Christ.

 

[AltisticRight]

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[Vibralldo]

In his shitbag lying dad's letter, Bobby "The Broom" Rekieta wrote about how Nick had to drive to law school twice a week, and then drive home. Normal people drive to college or to work 5 days a week and think nothing of it! What the Hell is it with these fucking retards acting like Nick driving is some monumental feat!? Is Nick driving a goddamn Flintstones car that he powers with his own feet? Or is it just impressive to Bobby that his alchoholic drug addict child abusing son manages to drive anywhere without dying in a car wreck or killing somebody? What a remarkable man Nick is for driving to law school TWICE A WEEK. Jesus Christ.

I just don't understand this obsession that seemingly every Rekieta has with how unbearable driving is.

It keeps coming up over and over. Are their lives that easy that driving is all they have to worry about?