💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sunshine800]

Nick probably secretly wants jail lol anything to not be around Kayla and/or kids

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

From Kayla's letter:


No wonder Nick hasn't been streaming and he's been too much of a stoic hero to explain, he just takes the comments in stride. Poor Nick, his show started at 11pm, but since his arrest he's had to be on call to provide meals on request.

10:50pm
Nick: So many legal topics to discuss on stream this evening.
Son: Shut up bitch, go fix me a turkey pot pie.

Spoiler

 

[parsnip]

I wonder how many days Nick will be in jail before Kayla starts texting Aaron to come over.

 

[CompaqOperator]

I wonder how many days Nick will be in jail before Kayla starts texting Aaron to come over.

uncle Romain and uncle Drex will come comfort her

 

[ChromaQuack]

The only good things that she can highlight to the judge are the Nick drives and cooks for the children.

Considering his cooking is akin to a war crime I believe Kayla is being as generous as she can be with how little she has got to work with.

Oh, I am not disputing he's probably did one or more charity streams. I am, however, disputing the 1 mil+ claim.

I think Nick straight up LIED to pre-sentencing investigations. Shocker!

Wouldn't it be funny if they found that out, and the report is the result?

That one's easy: the 1Mil+ raised was the superchats his fans sent to the charity of 'Saint Nicholas fund for a White Christmas and Snow adventures for all kids'

 

[Melty Butter]

Kino Casino has started covering Rekieta.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

>17 Years Old
>Can't Cook for himself,

This is either straight bullshit or Kayla and Nick have abjectly failed as parents

Yes. Yes to both. What’s bullshit is how tiny the kids are. When you think you don’t hate Nick enough…

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The more I think about it the better getting locked away for 30 days will be for Nick. Drying him out is one thing but more importantly it will shut him the fuck up. I still don't think this whole Aaron email shit has a chance of going very far unless Nick says or does something stupid. Problem is, Nick always says or does something stupid.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I don't even know why Rekieta is making his lawyer argue against jail time. He said he would find real fun there.


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[John Andrews Stan]

I don't even know why Rekieta is making his lawyer argue against jail time. He said he would find real fun there.
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You’re telling me a gay man who is at all times fixated on other men’s bodies and their semen would find a way to enjoy prison?

Exactly nobody would be shocked.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

In the letter from Our Wife, “she” mentions that Rickety Rackets the Rail Queer cooks for the kids as a reason for keeping him out of the clink. We’ve seen his cooking. That’s a reason for keeping him way the fuck away from those poor children.

 

[Harm]

I don't even know why Rekieta is making his lawyer argue against jail time. He said he would find real fun there.

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His talk about enjoying prison reminds me of his weird obsession years ago with that black gay prison rapist who had the "funny-funny" video talking about how much he loved raping men in prison. Nick was bound and determined to interview him, while he was still somewhat believably LARPing as a Christian trad dad and credible lawtuber, because Nick was so enthralled by the black man's hilarious recounting of raping men in prison. Somehow, he restrained himself and never went through with the interview, but his views of the matter were unambiguous.

Take that in retrospect as you will.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

From Kayla's letter:
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No wonder Nick hasn't been streaming and he's been too much of a stoic hero to explain, he just takes the comments in stride. Poor Nick, his show started at 11pm, but since his arrest he's had to be on call to provide meals on request.

10:50pm
Nick: So many legal topics to discuss on stream this evening.
Son: Shut up bitch, go fix me a turkey pot pie.

Spoiler

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God I would be furious if I was parent reading this stuff. cooking and driving your kids around to school and extracurricular activities is such a common thing parents have to juggle. Also, if Nick is doing all this, what the hell does Kayla do? Does she not drive or cook? Does she not have a job or something productive in life? Does she just have sex, do drugs, and stare at a wall when not active like a machine?

 

[waffle]

His talk about enjoying prison reminds me of his weird obsession years ago with that black gay prison rapist who had the "funny-funny" video talking about how much he loved raping men in prison. Nick was bound and determined to interview him,

His bizarre obsession with the Booty Warrior was one of the first major cracks in his facade. He seemed ready to meet with the dude in real life. Everyone was like, "Nick, you're going to get ass raped" and he was like "I won't, and it'd be funny if I did" at the time nobody knew what to make of it.

I wish it'd still be like that.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

God I would be furious if I was parent reading this stuff. cooking and driving your kids around to school and extracurricular activities is such a common thing parents have to juggle. Also, if Nick is doing all this, what the hell does Kayla do? Does she not drive or cook? Does she not have a job or something productive in life? Does she just have sex, do drugs, and stare at a wall when not active like a machine?

Father of two here. Yes, children need time devoted to them and they have activities. A normal parent is able to balance activities and work.

My real questimate currently is 3 years probation supervised, no jail and 80 hours of community service. Of course I wish for the maximum of the PSI for him.)

It's likely to be two years. Worse, if he pees clean a few months they will likely barely even check him.

My mother was an ace homemaker and had a fully from-scratch hot meal on the table just about every night. Never even occurred to me to ask her (or my dad, who, you know, got up at 6 am to go to work - or on the weekends to work on the house, build things, repair things, pay the bills, etc.) to make me something at 11 pm. And I couldn't have if I'd wanted to, bc by that time they were usually in bed or getting there, bc they were not coke-snorting hedonists staying up high and drunk all night. Most teens would rather do their own thing at that time of night, anyway. That's just a weird fucking line.

It's a rather strange admission. Not only that the 17 year old can't fend for himself, but that they even entertain cooking at 11pm.

 

[dustnight]

New filings

Sentencing memorandum from Frank White -

The Barneswalker attacks the presentence investigation report, saying: "In this case, Kandiyohi County Community Corrections has failed to deliver to this Court an adequate Presentence Investigation Report."

He states that the PSIR recommended a sentence of 30 days jail with credit for 2 days served, 5 years of probation plus 80 hours of community service.

Barneswalker asks for 12 months probation.

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Attached letters from "Author/Journalist" Megan Fox, Kayla, and Nick's dad.

Megan:
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Robert:
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Kayla:
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Dear Judge Wentzel, I thought it might be beneficial to hear from someone who knows the real story. I know my husband made a mistake and broke the law, but it was just that, a mistake. Please give him the opportunity to show you his integrity. He is a good man. He fights for freedom and free speech, and that bothers some people. They are trying to take away his voice. Please do not let them. Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.

Sincerely, Kayla Rekieta

Come on Nick, at least be a little subtle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that all five Rekieta kids are so over-scheduled is a huge red flag. Children need time for free play and self-led learning, time to grow bored and learn to occupy oneself. The fact that so many parents don’t see the connection between kids being scheduled like adults and rising anxiety, depression and suicide in children really shows how stupid our culture is.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

From the Barneswalker's filing, White appears to have messed up altering the pronouns in his quote. It seems Rekieta took personal credit for his audience donating more than $1,000,000 to charity, an argument which doesn't appear to have helped the recommendation at all.

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Apparently, Rekieta is capable of encouraging his audience to donate over a million dollars to charity, but he can't encourage a single one of them to write a letter of support.

Sad! Pathetic!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Apparently, Rekieta is capable of encouraging his audience to donate over a million dollars to charity, but he can't encourage a single one of them to write a letter of support.

Or even to get his own GiveSendGo funded.

I really hope the record is corrected for the judge’s benefit.

 

[parsnip]

Come on Nick, at least be a little subtle.

I would love it if the judge asked for clarification about who is trying to take away his voice, but I can't imagine the judge will want to waste any more time talking to him than absolutely necessary.