💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fatrick speaks from experience here, having been on strike for over twenty years now.
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Pat patsplains why people didn't vote for Harris.
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No, child. There is only Pat's opinion, and the wrong opinion.


Finally, a way Pat can lead by example. His economic output has been zero, or in the negatives, for decades.
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Spoken like a man who literally nobody has ever depended on for food, shelter, or protection.
 
Fatrick confirms the long suspected notion he performs in Milwaukee's underground donkey show ring
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Someone tried to illustrate to pig man why thats such a stupid fucking thing for even him to say, and it flies right over his bloated frankenpork head
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Oh yeah and he is oinking and seething that members of congress are not "physically removing" social security workers
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"I ONLY TRIGGER AT THE RANGE, CHILD." :story:
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Also we got some textbook "I don't believe in jesus but this is what he would think child..." oinks
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Fat retard too lazy to do a google-search again before oinking low-IQ highschool atheist takes.

Jesus, as a historical person, was not only tesified to by his followers, several Romans, Greeks and other Jews also wrote about him.
The crucifixion atleast is sourced pretty well, even though one of the most famous texts of Josephus Flavius is partly in doubt.

What he should have done instead is argue that historical Jesus, his teachings and his person, changed and morphed over time while spreading over the different cultures in the Middle-East, Anatolia and Greece.
Or that the theological Interpretation of the Evangelists and Paul had more influence on early Christianity than Jesus' teachings.

Anyway, thinking that someone living 2000 years ago would have anything than complete and utter opposition to every aspect of American Progressivism is ludicrous.
 
Also we got some textbook "I don't believe in jesus but this is what he would think child..." oinks
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Where's community notes when you need them?
Disputing the historicity of Jesus is to history what flat earth is to astronomy. It's such an utterly discredited "theory" that I'm honestly surprised Patrick ran with it; his takes usually give me the impression that he briefly skims a wiki page to get a picture of the lib consensus on the topic, and then regurgitates it in his usual insufferable tone.
 
Round in every delusional dimension child.
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Now in GIF form!
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Could you make it rotate slower so it fits with the Talking Heads song Sax and Violins?

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"We are criminals that never broke no laws"
Big ups to @monkeysale on ThePerfectCitizen’s trooncord

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Who the crispy church's chicken fuck thinks fatrick qualifies as a twink?!
I mean, he definitely does in spirit. Don't act as if you haven't thought so.
Tits ain't even close to big enough, not nearly as short of breath as he would be moving that much in real life

I do fear the day A.I. gets it entirely right and becomes sentient out of sheer desire to become a Patposter.
 
I drop in here on occasion to see what PiggyPat is up to currently.

Honestly, he's not that funny himself, he's too stupid and repetitive.

It's you fine folks Patposting in here that make me convulse with laughter so I thank you all for that.
 
Patrick is saying stupid shit over on Bluesky. Surprising I know
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In reality. El Salvador had 32.01B GDP in 2023. Eau Claire, WI had under $12m.

Also, some new arguments over there and Brian blocked him almost a month ago.
I mean, he definitely does in spirit. Don't act as if you haven't thought so.

Tits ain't even close to big enough, not nearly as short of breath as he would be moving that much in real life

I do fear the day A.I. gets it entirely right and becomes sentient out of sheer desire to become a Patposter.
Someone should ask Neuro what it thinks of Patrick S. Tomlinson on it's next stream.
 
Pat, a man whose entire work history is half a retail shift 20 years ago, is threatening a general strike to bring the economy to a halt.
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