💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

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  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%

  • Total voters
    705
I think Rekieta is just trying to get on Cumia’s radar so he can goad him toward using Supertips. As always, Nick has delusions of his own relevance.

Well whatever his motivation, apparently it succeeded in getting at least a call-sized crumb of attention from on high:

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This might even be nothing more than a bitchy attempt to make Aaron jealous by flexing how e-daddy gave him the time of day that Aaron's best efforts never could get, and it wouldn't be at all surprising if he at least tried to steer the conversation toward getting Cumia to blackball Aaron's recently escalating efforts to get back into radio, as if Ant even has that kind of clout anymore. Instead the grandiose tête-à-tête probably went more along these lines:

A: Hey, are you that guy that keeps leaving me voicemails of heavy breathing at three in the morning?
N: Well, I-
A: Who gave you this number, anyway?
*click*
N: Hello? Hello? Oh well. Enjoyed talking to him, though.
 
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Hackamania, everybody! Just $250 for your VIP ticket to meet Nick Rekieta the talking potato!

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Woah buddy this seems like big news! Is the snakening in full effect then?
 
Nick is in a severe shame spiral right now. His false reality he built up all his life continues to crumble around him. Don't forget drug addiction comes with paranoia, and the fact that he's already an NPD means he also has paranoid ideation. That means he trusts no one, not even his own family, and that mistrust could lead to some very interesting scenarios involving a fat, greasy pedophile who he foolishly trusted wouldn't stab him in the back.
This reminds of his recent livestream with Dick Masterson. Nick seemed really pleased to be there, and always gets this extra arrogance/desire to show off around him. I think it often goes overlooked that Nick started as a Masterson superfan, being heavily active in the Facebook group as per his own statements. The entire reason he started the channel was to continue a discussion he had with other Masterson fans about the lolsuit.

He talked a lot about Aaron on that stream w Dax and Vito, and Aaron’s supposed desperate desire to connect with Dick, texting constantly when high, looking for approval. Masterson himself expressed doubt about this, since he did not have a record of these messages, and Aaron says he messaged him casually like one time, which is what the message Dick read supports. This is so telling, because it’s all projection. That’s Nick’s story, that’s his own admiration of Dick projected onto Aaron. Not only that, it’s another weird wormy attempt to get one over him. Aaron (by Nick’s account, which seems almost completely fabricated) wanted so desperately to collab with Dick, whilst Nick is actually in the room with him telling the story. Aaron messaged him a lot (again, likely a lie), but Nick is the one who got replies and connected them in the first place.

Elissa clipped this segment recently, so for those curious it’s easy to find. Another clear straight up lie by Nick, with Masterson right there getting his phone out and being able to find only one message, which Aaron matched the casual tone Aaron said it had. Nick is weird as fuck. Not funny and weird, just weird.

Like when a narcissist gets exposed and suddenly it’s not confusing, trying to figure out what’s true or not, make sense of the manipulation - it’s just so fucking embarrassing, pathetic, and transparent you almost can’t look.
 
Anthony got canned for tweeting about some niggers that hassled him.
A known tranny chaser, Cumia was in Times Square at 3AM taking pictures of black tranny hookers — you know, perfectly normal behavior — when one of the “women” busted him taking a sneaky photo of “her” and clocked him. This is by Cumia’s own admission that he thought made him look like a perfect victim and white hero.

Still, it’s not like he dosed his eight year old daughter with cocaine.
 
Melton's extended bit about the FBI being after him
there's no way i'm watching this fat retard's show to find out but i'd be interested to know how he's playing it. it would be psychologically difficult, i think, to actually have the feds reach out to you and then joke about it. if he really is joking about it then i suspect that's evidence that they haven't reached out (though they may, of course).

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Woah buddy this seems like big news! Is the snakening in full effect then?
agree big news, but also a long time coming i think. melton was obviously getting sick of nick's shit a while ago and i can imagine him being furious that nick may have opened him up to potential investigation (even if it will not lead to any adverse consequences for him, which i believe it won't). as a business decision, keeping away from nick is obviously a smart move. just like his wife's body, nick's mind has been utterly destroyed and he is of no use to even the lowest bottomfeeder in the sektor.
 
agree big news, but also a long time coming i think. melton was obviously getting sick of nick's shit a while ago and i can imagine him being furious that nick may have opened him up to potential investigation (even if it will not lead to any adverse consequences for him, which i believe it won't). as a business decision, keeping away from nick is obviously a smart move. just like his wife's body, nick's mind has been utterly destroyed and he is of no use to even the lowest bottomfeeder in the sektor.
It wouldn't surprise me if he still showed up but if true it is probably because Nick made a lot of promises and none of them came true. "Either Aaron will be getting a felony or going to trial, we can share all his personal info I obtained totally legally, maybe April will even show up and tell stories."

Now what can he offer? Letting everyone know Aaron ate his cum for the thousandth time and a shitty set of stand up?
 
Weird reversal to suddenly claim that Nick was "never a part of Hackamania" after talking about Nick, him attending and the possibility to meet him at some VIP dinner.

One must wonder why he would do this now and if he will refund tickets purchased by people who wanted to attend to meet Nick.
 
One must wonder why he would do this now and if he will refund tickets purchased by people who wanted to attend to meet Nick.
Lol no of course he won’t.

I noted before that all of the WATP promos for Hackamania included the line that “Rekieta might be there.” They wanted to have it both ways, getting people to buy tickets based on a Nick appearance while hedging the entire time about him being there. Because Nick is no longer a free man, but will be told what to do by the state of Minnesota.

Then the possible Nick appearance didn’t help to sell tickets at all. Even most Melton fans don’t want to hang out with a felon who dosed his small child with cocaine.
 
They wanted to have it both ways, getting people to buy tickets based on a Nick appearance while hedging the entire time about him being there
If he’s not there, can we assume the majority of the event will be dedicated to live Rekieta dragging?

Fore-knowledge of this would boost sales more than anything at this point. All of Melton’s audience have been fully socialized to Rekieta, know all the dodgy stories and denials, and many pay money to mock him when he calls in.

This has the potential to become very funny.
 
I'm torn if Nick is either too retarded to understand that what he did is hacking or if he knows and he's too retarded to understand that you shouldn't jokingly admit to crimes you've actually committed.
It’s the same approach he took to the Monty lawsuit: doubling down. It’s not going to work out well.
 
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