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AltisticRight said:
Or Jackie Singh's army duties. You can call that a melting pot.
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Ya know given she's a jeet and also fat she almost certainly doesn't wipe her ass, meaning the lingering fecal sludge in her buttcrack slowly migrates down south and accumulates in her pussy and any available fat folds in her thigh regions. Given the infamously caustic nature of jeet-shit it means that any man dumb enough to stick his dick in there will very quickly find out exactly why its called a melting pot
 
Judge Holden said:
Anuddah attempt at getting a viral xeet
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Is....is fatrick pregnant?

Is the porcine fetus demanding he be birthed immediately and fatrick is just repeating "no child, I will not give birth to you. Enjoy my womb." as he rubs his hideously inflated gut?

If so then who the hell is the father....WHO THE FUCK BRED PIG MAN BEFORE ME?!

Fuck my ass this is some NTR shit right here....
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It never existed because it's impossible, obviously. Why can't leftists draw the simplest conclusions. There is no magic dirt.
 
Dieter Laser said:
That America did exist, then we got niggers.
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Red Frida said:
Yes, but consider also the other better forum's user old gravy egg is gayer than judge holden in the act of fucking Patrick. Judge Holden is prison rape gay while that other guy is goodbye horses gay.
And that's before we're even counting the tranny zoomer who can't add numbers there.
They think they're straight only because they have honey badger but that's claiming heterosexuality by proxy at best.
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I will not stand for Sue Lightning slander ! But fuck old gravy egg. Old, weird fucking queen
 
Pig man is awake and oinking about AI again
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God help us if IP laws were to be relaxed, and the sacred creative genius that is the upcoming Tiny Tim gets Buttfucked to Death in the Oort Cloud were to be defiled and violated by the grasping fingers of the infernal talmudic machine demons
 
Maude Snew said:
A hot sauce so hot it killed god. Bitch is acting like he made Capsaicin extract when he just bought a bunch of Habanero plants and peppers from a store to make jam.
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Now there's nothing wrong with it besides being a dickweed who makes fucking jam from innocent peppers that have done nothing wrong, but it's also by sheer coincidence the hottest pepper you will find in normal grocery stores, I'm sure that has nothing to do with that making it the hottest pepper normal people who don't look into it will be familiar with. I wouldn't even mention it if this wasn't his entire personality, a surface level understanding of whatever topic he thinks people like and think is manly while acting like he's the one true be all end all expert. I'd accept him saying he made a jam so hot it melted his face off since it's hard to tell anyway, as he is usually very sweaty, oily, and drippy, also it's so fat and featureless he looks like someone melted an action figure.
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okay kiwis, I will share my brown man wisdom, and give you esoteric mexican advice for making stuff thats so spicy, it made even a mexican grandpa and my hound dog choke when we made it.

What you need
- tomatos
- jalapenos
- salt
- will power


for the jalapenos, look for the ugly wrinkled ones, the more wrinkled, the more they will burn you, and the less english the seller speaks, the more potent the hate of the pepper will be.

Boil tomatos first until soft, then throw into a blender, then get a gas mask unless you can take the pain. Boil the jalapenos until they are also soft (seeds in or seeds out is up to you, but keep them in for more pain), and boil until your lungs cannot take it, or the jalapenos are soft.

Then shrimply blend both in your blender until its at a consistency you like.

The salt is to lessen the pain of the peppers, add liberally until its at a heat you enjoy. Once it finished, take it to your work, watch as some of your co-workers either embrace the pain, or start crying.

Enjoy!

Fuck you fatrick, faggot. use real peppers
 
msd said:
use real peppers
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Rare Fatrick W in that he used the superior pepper. Jalapeños are mutt-tier, low heat peppers with the grassy taste of a low quality vegetable; compared to the habanero with a floral flavor and higher heat.
 
Yes, Patrick child. Antifags firebombing Tesla dealerships is terrorism. And it's also terrorism when Antifags firebomb a Jewish governor's residence. Your political party is the party of terrorist violence and attempted assassinations, own it.
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Yes, Patrick child. Antifags firebombing Tesla dealerships is terrorism. And it's also terrorism when Antifags firebomb a Jewish governor's residence. Your political party is the party of terrorist violence and attempted assassinations, own it.
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Can he explain why the governor being Jewish makes it a terroristic act, rather than the governor being a democrat?
 
Judge Holden said:
God help us if IP laws were to be relaxed, and the sacred creative genius that is the upcoming Tiny Tim gets Buttfucked to Death in the Oort Cloud were to be defiled and violated by the grasping fingers of the infernal talmudic machine demons
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Man who has neither intellect nor property worries about both.
msd said:
What you need
- tomatos
- jalapenos
- salt
- will power
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McMitch said:
Rare Fatrick W in that he used the superior pepper. Jalapeños are mutt-tier, low heat peppers with the grassy taste of a low quality vegetable; compared to the habanero with a floral flavor and higher heat.
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If we're sharing hot sauce recipes, I got a bunch.

Habanero is a decent pepper and as hot as you can go for oven roasting, would recommend outside on the grill though for better ventilation. Start with tomato and onion, cut into eights or so, roast those on the grill until soft drizzled with a bit of oil and salt, add garlic also but that doesn't need to roast as long, then your peppers of choice, Chocolate Habanero gave me the best results there so far, blend with apple cider vinegar and more salt if needed, you go a nice shelf stable sauce that will last in the refrigerator for pretty much forever in case you forget you had another bottle in the back.
 
Judge Holden said:
Pig man is awake and oinking about AI again
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>IP law
>Proceeds to enlist stuff that falls under copyright typically

What kind of IP does idiotic Patty own? His failed novels? His constant oinking about prison children?
Fat and demented as always.
 
msd said:
for the jalapenos, look for the ugly wrinkled ones, the more wrinkled, the more they will burn you, and the less english the seller speaks, the more potent the hate of the pepper will be.

Boil tomatos first until soft, then throw into a blender, then get a gas mask unless you can take the pain. Boil the jalapenos until they are also soft (seeds in or seeds out is up to you, but keep them in for more pain), and boil until your lungs cannot take it, or the jalapenos are soft.

Then shrimply blend both in your blender until its at a consistency you like.

The salt is to lessen the pain of the peppers, add liberally until its at a heat you enjoy. Once it finished, take it to your work, watch as some of your co-workers either embrace the pain, or start crying.

Enjoy!
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Nice try, güerejo, but you forgot the ripcord: in case you fucked up and salt can't help, sprinkle liberally with lime juice. It's better than throwing away a whole batch.

Edit: I had the missfortune of typing this post with my wife in the room and, at gunpoint, I'm forced to do retraction. You make the sauce, you put it on the meat and if your tongue is burning then you add the lime juice and salt on top to lessen the pain.
 
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TopTierHealer said:
Nice try, güerejo, but you forgot the ripcord: in case you fucked up and salt can't help, sprinkle liberally with lime juice. It's better than throwing away a whole batch.

Edit: I had the missfortune of typing this post with my wife in the room and, at gunpoint, I'm forced to do retraction. You make the sauce, you put it on the meat and if your tongue is burning then you add the lime juice and salt on top to lessen the pain.
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No, wife-child. You don't. You taste test the sauce before you put it on anything. If your mouth is on fire you broadcast to the Internet that your pain is visceral proof of how not racist you are, so as a beacon of inclusion and equity you're changing nothing at all. This is why your mouth is not a source of incredible discomfort. Enjoy prison.
 
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Yes, Patrick child. Antifags firebombing Tesla dealerships is terrorism. And it's also terrorism when Antifags firebomb a Jewish governor's residence. Your political party is the party of terrorist violence and attempted assassinations, own it.
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I haven’t heard about the arson yet but it’d be funny if it turns out it was some free Palestine zealot. I was just reading A&N and it looks like the perpetrator is a coal burning antifa looking fella. Pat will memory hole this when more details are released lol he’s gonna be pissed he can’t call this guy a white supremacist.
 
You rotund retard, you don't get to pull a "Hello, published author here... " until you learn the difference between eclectic and the ecliptic. And even then, writing about trans crabs and hosting panels on space AIDS does not make you an authority on immigration, or anything at all.
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McMitch said:
Rare Fatrick W in that he used the superior pepper. Jalapeños are mutt-tier, low heat peppers with the grassy taste of a low quality vegetable; compared to the habanero with a floral flavor and higher heat.
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Respectfully disagree friend, they're more tangy than spicy. And if your jalapeños aren't hot, then smack whoever grows them.
TopTierHealer said:
Nice try, güerejo, but you forgot the ripcord: in case you fucked up and salt can't help, sprinkle liberally with lime juice. It's better than throwing away a whole batch.

Edit: I had the missfortune of typing this post with my wife in the room and, at gunpoint, I'm forced to do retraction. You make the sauce, you put it on the meat and if your tongue is burning then you add the lime juice and salt on top to lessen the pain.
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Listen, the Chile i make is meant for tortilla chips, and spread on fajita tacos, to throw away a batch is a sin, if they cannot handle the heat, they simply cannot partake in my bowl of hate
 
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