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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,618
Vibe_Guy said:
Yeah he plays games for 12 hours but he also picks mushrooms from time to time. It's literally the touch grass meme!
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This gave me second hand mushroomsperg anger.
First of all, this puffball is way too mature to be edible. They're only palatable when they're young, once they get yellow and form cracks on the skin they're full of spores and would ruin your stomach.
Second of all, that's not how you eat puffballs, their entire point is that they have zero flavor and are huge bulky masses of spongy nothing that you can flavor with spices and butter and sauces and cut in slices and fry. If you make powder out of it it's going to taste like nothing, you need stronger tasting mushrooms like porcini or shiitake for that.
Terrible larp. Sad!
 
Vibe_Guy said:
Filler words to sound smart. Great info hunting!
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Oh wow malware that installs itself into autorun... and doesn't execute in a well known sandbox... scriptkiddie's first RAT. Every single freeware malware builder on hackforums is 100x more advanced than this. This shit was already old news in 2005. Well analyzed, pajeet.
 
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Fae Supremacist said:
This gave me second hand mushroomsperg anger.
First of all, this puffball is way too mature to be edible. They're only palatable when they're young, once they get yellow and form cracks on the skin they're full of spores and would ruin your stomach.
Second of all, that's not how you eat puffballs, their entire point is that they have zero flavor and are huge bulky masses of spongy nothing that you can flavor with spices and butter and sauces and cut in slices and fry. If you make powder out of it it's going to taste like nothing, you need stronger tasting mushrooms like porcini or shiitake for that.
Terrible larp. Sad!
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Shouldn't surprise anyone that he'd fake his knowledge on mushrooms too. We probably won't get any updates until he stops shitting himself.
Drachenlord said:
Oh wow malware that installs itself into autorun... and doesn't execute in a well known sandbox... scriptkiddie's first RAT. Every single freeware malware builder on hackforums is 100x more advanced than this. This shit was already old news in 2025. Well analyzed, pajeet.
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It wasn't just me who thought that whole exchange was nothing. I know very little about malware but it just sounded like very generic malware. It needed the user to run it and it tries to persist via startup! Very novel, next you'll be saying it spreads via email attachments.
 
Fae Supremacist said:
This gave me second hand mushroomsperg anger.
First of all, this puffball is way too mature to be edible. They're only palatable when they're young, once they get yellow and form cracks on the skin they're full of spores and would ruin your stomach.
Second of all, that's not how you eat puffballs, their entire point is that they have zero flavor and are huge bulky masses of spongy nothing that you can flavor with spices and butter and sauces and cut in slices and fry. If you make powder out of it it's going to taste like nothing, you need stronger tasting mushrooms like porcini or shiitake for that.
Terrible larp. Sad!
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Fact check results: correct.
Mald flex results: flopped
On cooking forums absolutely nowhere does it say to make them into powder as a prep or seasoning method. Closest thing is to dry them for storage then rehydrate for cooking.

Onlookers encouraged to click the links.
 
He wrote that as if this tasteless mushroom is a truffle. Strong flavor and rare so you use it as a sprinkle on top of your steak or whatever. Lol.

Re: mushrooms are his "look at me touch grass", he literally grows them in his house, doesn't he? Not much foraging is going on there, so you can add "forager who doesn't forage" to your list.
 
elguso said:
my favorite part about this thread is every time he says something, some one else who actually cares about the topic is able to prove him wrong and offer the correction
ive learnt a bunch tangentially because of it, very grateful
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Its amazing at how much less deserving of a thread he would be if he were humble/normal enough to just say he is doing something for the first time or just how he likes it without presenting himself as an utmost wise enthusiast/guru

He really would've been a Tai Lopez or Zen Master in another life
 
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re-wrote the deer that makes you pick apples or some shit section
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He's playing the puzzle game mentioned earlier, clip moments potential
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Industry shilling
on the topic of shilling, go play project zomboid it's unstable b42 build, instead of flirting with deer you can domesticate, skin, butcher and eat them. Also make badass bone weapons/armor. Also it's not made by a furry.
 
Vibe_Guy said:
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re-wrote the deer that makes you pick apples or some shit section
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He's playing the puzzle game mentioned earlier, clip moments potential
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Industry shilling
on the topic of shilling, go play project zomboid it's unstable b42 build, instead of flirting with deer you can domesticate, skin, butcher and eat them. Also make badass bone weapons/armor. Also it's not made by a furry.
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Knowing Mald's tendency to overpromise on the progress on this game "Just need to do implementation" means he's just shy of the half way point.
 
The sticky sock said:
Knowing Mald's tendency to overpromise on the progress on this game "Just need to do implementation" means he's just shy of the half way point.
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Based on what has been shown in the thread that clearly means he has yet to put the new paragraphs of his self-insert furry faggot fiction into the array monstrosity of dialogue/narration system. So yeah, halfway done at best.
 
Vibe_Guy said:
Yeah he plays games for 12 hours but he also picks mushrooms from time to time. It's literally the touch grass meme! :wow:
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Holy shit this is gold! :story: I know literally nothing about mushrooms except that these puffballs are pretty much the easiest mushroom to forage for. Literally a beginner mushroom. After a quick Google search puffballs are a Summer/Fall mushroom, however I still know nothing about mushrooms so there may be ripe ones in the Spring. Glad we have mushroombro telling us this looks bad, and after looking at some pics it looks like they're supposed to have a basketball texture on the outside with no cracks. Guarantee Mald is going to blame food poisoning on steak!
 
Y'know it'd be really anticlimactic if his story ends because he eats something poisonous because he's convinced he's right about everything. You don't fuck around with foraging, you either 100% know what you're doing or it doesn't go in your mouth. It would be a really funny way for it to end though.
 
In-game day 13. This time around he wizened up due to the last puzzle game controversy by using "we"/"us" statements as he reads the chat and doesn't pretend he's solving this solo. But does use "I" as in "I think, I believe" statements from time to time even though he read it from the chat. Not as bad as The witness but if you dislike mald you'll dislike this too. Maybe a mega compilation one day but I do have irl things to do and may not have the time, would appreciate if somebody is free/autistic enough to make it.

The following is a assorted edit of Mald trying to look/sound smart moments.

JTH boiler room puzzle + brainstoring an elaborate game plan

Brain farts out on cog puzzle level

Cringe ad time where in a commenter says he has a love/hate relationship with the sponsor and JTH says "Is there something you don't like about it? The product is cool if you are a corporation or business" despite the viewers with enough free time to view his streams aren't a corpo or business. Then mentions cooking and foraging. Then mentions doing a series, either on cooking or foraging.

JTH finishes a puzzle but doesn't have enough steps and goes to next day
 
Vibe_Guy said:
Yeah he plays games for 12 hours but he also picks mushrooms from time to time. It's literally the touch grass meme! :wow:
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> Chat, did you know on kiwifarm reddit there is a rumor i playing 12 hours a day...? First of, I AM WORKING my ass off here bud! And the way it is YOU give ME the MONEY so i can enrich the society via hoarding ferrets, showing up fine ceramics i my ass, shilling corpo slop, working on my game, foraging mushrooms, definitely working on my game, taking a side gig at a game publisher, did i mentioned im working on my game ? no ? well you know now... Second, i also Working on my game off the clock so much i missed 2 deadline and 2 scheduled stream so how about playing a puzzle game for almost 15 hour instead? See chat what a dog shit behavior spreading false informations... Yeee...

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PHUCKERPRIME said:
"SORRY GUYS NO HEARTBOUND UPDATE TODAY I UHHH GOT A COLD YEUHHH."


Archive fucking everything from those streams. The milk must flow.
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i was hatewatching for like 20 mins on my lunch break and found these 2 lolcow moments live.

Firstly[timestamp is 45m30s of vod, this clip below is recorded on x2 speed], Mald believes the game is "softlocked" and he has "failed" despite refusing to go into the new room he has unlocked that would clearly indicate his game is NOT softlocked

(his chat also points this out funnily enough)
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Crescent Fresh said:
Watching some of it, he’s “solving it with chat”, or in other words he’s not actually the one solving anything, the chat is.
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Yeah lol, he has a nightbot command set up telling chat they can't give him hints, but reads off chat the entire stream.
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2nd lolcow moment[timestamp is 59m20s] is just an example I have of him clearly reading off chat. Just imagine this for the entire 14 hours. I guess the defcon puzzle brain of his still needs secondary source google searches for every part of the game, so I guess, to quote Mald himself: "in this house, we solve puzzles, and we dont look up the answers"


Relying on everyone else is the same behaviour Jason Thor Hall has exhibited his entire life, from relying on wingless emoto/maimface to create nude furry avatars, to relying on his father for employment and welfare, to relying on his blizzard coworkers to do his job, to relying on his defcon teammates(including primeagen and t3d.gg) to win his badges, to relying on chat to solve puzzle games.

I guess that's why he panicked in dire maul, cause for once in his life, other people were relying on him and not the other way around. Mald always expects to be spoonfed like a toddler.

Hweeks said:
Wow, could it be Madly is learning from his past mistakes?
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I wonder when Mald will learn from his past mistake of not updating heartbound and update heartbound?
 
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