💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
I have no idea why anybody CARES what his "worst day" is. That has been one of the longest running persistent questions in this thread, and I always thought it was stupid.

What was his worst day? Possibly when that teacher took his Transformers toy and he couldn't pleasure his prostate for a while by shoving it up his FAGGOT ASS.

There you go. How 'bout that? Will you all buy that?
El Capitan Manning it sounds like you might be having a little bit of a MATI moment perhaps a melty if you will. Enjoy time with your family this weekend and recharge your hate batteries.
 
According to Aaron not only did he take the photo, he took it LIVE ON STREAM. If he's telling the truth the stream in question took place around Jan - Feb 2024.
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Great catch. I briefly scrubbed through Stevie Lew's appearances on STMS, and nothing came up for those months. I assume Aaron deleted the stream, or Lew appears in Jan-Feb, but it's not in the title or the description. I don't have the patience to wade through all of his streams in those months to find it.

What's funnier is that Aaron was obsessive about going home for his streams (save one). This means Kayla was in his home when he took the pic WHILE STREAMING.

Nice work, Kayla. You were prancing around nearly naked off-screen while Aaron was working, and he then took a pic. Lovely.

Narrowing it down some more to not only 1) Stevie Lew mentions 2) on evening shows 3) in January-February, but also times 4) when April (presumably) wouldn't have been co-hosting at the time and 5) when Aaron was making eye contact with a proverbial "corner demon" a lot more than usual, I'm 99.99% sure it was the January 31st STES starting at timestamp 19:53 when something in the room got him so excited that he almost did a spittake, set down his beer and made a "hello what's this" face at something, followed with his eyes as though that attention-getter gradually walked toward the end of his desk, and then made a big thing out of aiming, zooming, and tapping his phone camera toward that end of the desk. If it had been any other time, that time sure would have been a lot less conspicuous than this:



Frankly it's astonishing that Aaron didn't think to delete that episode at some point, but it was nice of him to leave it up and point out where to look, for one last humiliation of Nick while the RP case winds down. For a long time it sounded like the only swinging going on was when the full Qover were all hanging out together at the same time and place, a juxtaposition which would make each cuckee's consent most clearly implied to his respective cuckor, but this clip makes one wonder how many times Kayla may have just disappeared to Aaron's place on her own to prance around topless and continue on to... "other adventures" as Nick likes to say.

Did Nick even have any idea what Kayla was up to that night?
 
this clip makes one wonder how many times Kayla may have just disappeared to Aaron's place on her own to prance around topless and continue on to... "other adventures"
Huh, that puts the lovey dovey crap Aaron was spouting about Qayla in perspective. Makes me wonder how long she has been fucking around on Nick, and with who.
 
Frankly it's astonishing that Aaron didn't think to delete that episode at some point, but it was nice of him to leave it up and point out where to look, for one last humiliation of Nick […] Did Nick even have any idea what Kayla was up to that night?
Aaron 100% left it up so the farms would find it. And by extension, so that Nick would see it here and be utterly humiliated.
 
Our wife was obviously out getting dicked down by every Tom, Dick, and Harry in town long before the open swinging started while Balldoman was in his balldobunker jerking to MANdy and porn. LMAO get wrecked. He used alcohol and coke to try to embrace the cuck "lifestyle" but his narc brain can't handle not having complete control over his bitch.
 
People keep saying Nick's "worst day" was when his daughter OD'd on coke. That is nonsense. I mean, it is the correct day, but it's not because she overdosed on coke that made it the worst day, it's that THE FILTHY FUCKING BITCH TOOK HIS FUCKING COKE IN THE FIRST PLACE. HE WAS GOING TO SNORT THAT, ABSOLUTE BULL FUCKING SHIT, THE FILTHY BITCH STOLE NICK'S COKE! YOU STUPID KAREN FARMER INCEL PRUDES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A FATHER. YOU DON'T HAVE CHILDREN WHO WILL STEAL YOUR FUCKING COKE!!

:really:
 
Aaron 100% left it up so the farms would find it. And by extension, so that Nick would see it here and be utterly humiliated.

On that note it's even funnier picturing Nick pulling up the episode tonight and taking inspiration from a title that's just too perfect in hindsight:

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There's your cue, Nick, unleash the lolsuits for our viewing pleasure! :story:
 
People keep saying Nick's "worst day" was when his daughter OD'd on coke. That is nonsense. I mean, it is the correct day, but it's not because she overdosed on coke that made it the worst day, it's that THE FILTHY FUCKING BITCH TOOK HIS FUCKING COKE IN THE FIRST PLACE. HE WAS GOING TO SNORT THAT, ABSOLUTE BULL FUCKING SHIT, THE FILTHY BITCH STOLE NICK'S COKE! YOU STUPID KAREN FARMER INCEL PRUDES DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A FATHER. YOU DON'T HAVE CHILDREN WHO WILL STEAL YOUR FUCKING COKE!!

:really:
It's not even the correct day the medical emergency happened months after the worst day
 
Frankly it's astonishing that Aaron didn't think to delete that episode at some point, but it was nice of him to leave it up
You found it! Congratulations! It's 100% the moment of the RP pic. If you go back to 15:00 onward he says, "LET'S FUCK!" as a non sequitur and shortly after talks about "distractions". He's constantly glancing to his left. Then he takes the pic.

He also opens the show saying that April took his kids and the dog somewhere... so, there's that.
 
Because it's the day his daughter OD'd on massive amounts of cocaine and he refused to get her medical assistance because he was afraid of getting arrested.
That's what it should be, but let's be careful to not conflate what something should be with what he actually considers his worst day. It's also absolutely not it because he was talking about his worst day long before the hospitalization.

To what extent it actually matters, I think Nick's worst day is anytime he doesn't get what he wants. Like somebody telling him no.

So was april on twitter just her having stockholm retardation or was that really nick larping like a faggot?
I think it may very well have been him.

But let's say I'm wrong. You haven't heard from her in a long time, have you?

One of the things that bothered me about those Tweets is the "bloody bedsheet" story. I am having a difficult time wrapping my head around most women thinking that's cool or sexy. I think that was wholely an invention of Nick's deranged mind because he does (as he now chides Aaron for being allegedly abusive towards women, no less).

(Then again, I also grant she's a bit of a skank).
 
Narrowing it down some more to not only 1) Stevie Lew mentions 2) on evening shows 3) in January-February, but also times 4) when April (presumably) wouldn't have been co-hosting at the time and 5) when Aaron was making eye contact with a proverbial "corner demon" a lot more than usual, I'm 99.99% sure it was the January 31st STES starting at timestamp 19:53 when something in the room got him so excited that he almost did a spittake, set down his beer and made a "hello what's this" face at something, followed with his eyes as though that attention-getter gradually walked toward the end of his desk, and then made a big thing out of aiming, zooming, and tapping his phone camera toward that end of the desk. If it had been any other time, that time sure would have been a lot less conspicuous than this:
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The absolute shame, how has Nick not driven his Mustang off a cliff yet. :story:

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One of the things that bothered me about those Tweets is the "bloody bedsheet" story. I am having a difficult time wrapping my head around most women thinking that's cool or sexy. I think that was wholely an invention of Nick's deranged mind because he does (as he now chides Aaron for being allegedly abusive towards women, no less).
(Then again, I also grant she's a bit of a skank).
The only way I can make sense of April being behind that tweet is if her period started in the middle of sex and they had an inside joke about fucking so hard it started her period. Skanks have the same biology as any other woman, any sexually active woman would know bleeding from sex is a sign that something is wrong. Either shit got bone dry down there or you need to start worrying about some kind of infection or cervical cancer.
 
It's been said before and it will be said again, but it's genuinely impressive how much Rekieta fucked up his life in record time. A man who a couple of years ago was considered to be way too good for this site and no sane person would even consider him even a lolcalf has transcended into the beautiful cow we have today.

I vividly remember listening to the beginning of the #kickvic stuff while playing Morrowind and thinking they had it in the bag. Lawman wins and all that.

Nicholas Rekieta has taught me an extremely valuable lesson about people, and I sincerely thank him for that.

But what I am wondering about is what snack I should enjoy while watching his life burn to the ground. I am not a fan of popcorn and salt and vinegar chips burn my mouth (but they're SO good). I am slightly limited as I live very rurally in northern Europe. What would the Kiwifarmers recommend?
 
The only way I can make sense of April being behind that tweet is if her period started in the middle of sex and they had an inside joke about fucking so hard it started her period. Skanks have the same biology as any other woman, any sexually active woman would know bleeding from sex is a sign that something is wrong. Either shit got bone dry down there or you need to start worrying about some kind of infection or cervical cancer.
I don't think it even happened. Which goes to the idea some have that the tweets were from him. That he was skinwalking on her account. He also repeated the same story later, after she pretty much dropped off the face of the Earth. Same zeal even.

At least I pray it didn't happen.

Imagine thinking a woman bleeding buckets of blood all over the bedsheets during sex is cool and makes you a sexual tyrannosaurus (to quote Jessie Ventura from Predator).

That's not cool. That's not chad. That's gross AF. Nick is not right in the head, and hasn't been for a long time now.

I vividly remember listening to the beginning of the #kickvic stuff while playing Morrowind and thinking they had it in the bag.
What a coincidence. I was playing Morrowind around that time too.
 
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