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The News Crews said:
Not shitposting this time. I have a date tomorrow but I recently got a massive whitehead smack dab in the middle of my nose. Should I just leave it or remove so I don't look like a retard, but risk the scarring.
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Maybe try removing it, imo if it scars it looks like you at least tried. But I don't really know what those scars look like.
 
kuzburger said:
It's okay my thigh highs just arrived1 And-
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Which means what? You can send sexy vids to your LD boyfriend you haven't met? And you wish to have a life purely online bc irl is uncomfortable not as funny? OK. Again, I need a new sticker.

kuzburger said:
I have been advised not to continue...
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Good advice.
 
The News Crews said:
Not shitposting this time. I have a date tomorrow but I recently got a massive whitehead smack dab in the middle of my nose. Should I just leave it or remove so I don't look like a retard, but risk the scarring.
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There's those stupid mighty patch things the kids wear. You could pop it and put on of those on it, takes care of the oil and shit. Two birds one stone, no whitehead, no scar calling attention to it.

To me, there's no shame in acknowledging the zit is a problem, the patch would display that you're taking steps to correct it.
 
Fapcop said:
Is that comfortable? Like how the hell can you sit like that for extended periods of time?
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I don’t find it comfy, and was always told not to sit like that because it’ll eventually give you varicose veins. I can sit cross legged lotus style on the floor for hours, but find that kind of sitting with legs crossed at knees hurts after a while. Don’t know why. For blokes I suppose there’s bits in the way but for women it hurts more at the knee and just above it.
It’s not hugely comfy to sit up with your legs splayed out man style either, maybe that’s a hip thing as well.

Anyway don’t do it, it’ll give you varicose veins.
 
Hannibal Lecter said:
What part of it was uncomfortable to you?
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First of all it was hard to get into that position. And it was strenuous on the knees to hold it there. Not particularly comfortable.
Otterly said:
I don’t find it comfy, and was always told not to sit like that because it’ll eventually give you varicose veins. I can sit cross legged lotus style on the floor for hours, but find that kind of sitting with legs crossed at knees hurts after a while. Don’t know why. For blokes I suppose there’s bits in the way but for women it hurts more at the knee and just above it.
It’s not hugely comfy to sit up with your legs splayed out man style either, maybe that’s a hip thing as well.
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Wat? Nonsense! Most natural position imaginable. Doesn’t take any effort, and there’s plenty of room for everything. Comfortable and practical! (Though not particularly space efficient!)
Otterly said:
Anyway don’t do it, it’ll give you varicose veins.
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Eh… You sure about that? Sounds like one of those BS things parents tell you when you’re young to enforce a particular behavior. Like: “If you smoke, you’ll stop growing!”

Aren’t varicose veins mostly genetic?
 
Fapcop said:
Wat? Nonsense! Most natural position imaginable. Doesn’t take any effort, and there’s plenty of room for everything. Comfortable and practical! (Though not particularly space efficient!)
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Objection! It's uncomfortable for my hip-joint and also knee. It puts a weird pressure on both.
 
kuzburger said:
Neither are cool, especially the people who like them (soyboy vs. autist) but Mario tries to be the everyman with a mass appeal while Sonic is more aimed for kids/teenagers. The point of being cool is to be popular in a way that's edgy. Something like that. I wouldn't know that too well but that's just my 2c.

Anyway I have an actual request. I often get told I sound like a tranny and/or have an annoying voice. How can I fix this on my own? My parents do not think there's anything wrong with my voice and won't pay for any voice training classes. I can't really seek them out on my own either due to personal issues that make me sound like a loser if I elaborate too much on. Can someone help? What should I keep in mind to sound more female? I'm even hesitant to post this because I straight up get nicknamed "tranny" in vcs and/or banned/blocked.
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Meh, maybe train to pronounciate words better?

Your voice is fine though. You don’t sound like a tranny or a gay male.

Also, find that special guy who thinks you’re the bees knees and super hot, and he’s not going to care about your voice.

Men are practical creatures first and foremost. Say the right things and bring peace, and we will think you have the voice of an angel. Conversely, nagging will sounds like nails on a chalkboard no matter the voice.

A Cat in a Minefield said:
Objection! It's uncomfortable for my hip-joint and also knee. It puts a weird pressure on both.
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Small balled/vagina hands wrote this.
 
kuzburger said:
I am autistic but when I join and the people are immediately like "Holy shit is that a tranny?" or "uhh you aren't a woman"
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Yeah you have that autismo cadence.

The only advice I’d have (besides meet ppl irl) would be to pronounciate words better and get a better cadence. Women’s voices usually go up and down in cadence/pitch. Yours doesn’t. I think that’s what causes the confusion.

kuzburger said:
It's very annoying when I get blocked or banned from online places.
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I was about to joke about whether you tried posting tits to prevent this. Then I realized you’re autistic and would probably take me seriously.
 
Fapcop said:
Wat? Nonsense! Most natural position imaginable. Doesn’t take any effort, and there’s plenty of room for everything. Comfortable and practical! (Though not particularly space efficient!)
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It hurts my hips to sit in the ‘manspreading’ way. Probably a q angle thing ?
Fapcop said:
Sounds like one of those BS things parents tell you when you’re young to enforce a particular behavior. Like: “If you smoke, you’ll stop growing!”
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Yeah I wondered that. ‘Ne’er cast a clout till may be out! ‘ I don’t know, we were just harangued to not sit that way.
All those Marlboros as a toddler must be why I’m short
 
I decided to do the pimple patch and the BHA, I got up early to go to shartmart and pick up the require supplies. Luckily it had already shrank somewhat, I put the BHA on it and put the patch on for like 7 hours. Seemed to shrink it down mostly but it’s still got some hyperpigmentation.
 
kuzburger said:
Here is the vocaroo I posted a page ago.
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You need speech and language therapy, genuinely. Not a diss, just a reflection from someone who's had it. I don't think vocal coaching alone is going to be enough. Have you ever had a formal speech and language assessment, hook up with you primary care provider and see about getting one done. You have a very audible slur, do you have a known injury or weakness to your tongue. My siblings and I had SLT as kids and I had elocution lessons as an older child; this is definitely an SLT type issue and you need to be seen to find the source of the problem rather than just 'trying to sound different'. You don't sound male to me, I think people are being confused by your speech clarity issue. Best of luck. SLT is really a game changer for those who need it. If you've never had your hearing assessed I think it would be worth trying to get that done too.
 
isalaide said:
You need speech and language therapy, genuinely. Not a diss, just a reflection from someone who's had it. I don't think vocal coaching alone is going to be enough. Have you ever had a formal speech and language assessment, hook up with you primary care provider and see about getting one done. You have a very audible slur, do you have a known injury or weakness to your tongue. My siblings and I had SLT as kids and I had elocution lessons as an older child; this is definitely an SLT type issue and you need to be seen to find the source of the problem rather than just 'trying to sound different'. You don't sound male to me, I think people are being confused by your speech clarity issue. Best of luck. SLT is really a game changer for those who need it. If you've never had your hearing assessed I think it would be worth trying to get that done too.
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Thanks. I had speech therapy in 3rd grade but it seems to have undone itself even more severely. I don't think there's anything wrong with my tongue but I've never had it checked. My parents are too busy to set up an appointment for me and drive me and I can't drive or do stuff behind their backs due to my autism and mental health history. I'm still trying to get an appointment for my head pain too but that feels like a lost cause at this point. I will ask her again when she gets home but it's unlikely she'll even consider it because she thinks I won't actually learn from it and it'll just waste everyone's time. Sorry.
 
kuzburger said:
Thanks. I had speech therapy in 3rd grade but it seems to have undone itself even more severely. I don't think there's anything wrong with my tongue but I've never had it checked. My parents are too busy to set up an appointment for me and drive me and I can't drive or do stuff behind their backs due to my autism and mental health history. I'm still trying to get an appointment for my head pain too but that feels like a lost cause at this point. I will ask her again when she gets home but it's unlikely she'll even consider it because she thinks I won't actually learn from it and it'll just waste everyone's time. Sorry.
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Just try it anyways. You have nothing to lose.
 
How am I supposed to interact with the modern "male" in 'good faith' when the vast majority are utterly disgusting when you get a look inside their heart? They're all so goddamn filthy. If they're even aware of their filth, they revel in it, and only want to find more excuses for their filthiness. There's no shame, there's not even a sense of apology or regret. They're all proud of their nonsense! They LIKE talking about their degeneracy, they WANT to bring it up! It's so disgusting... I can only name two 'men' I've 'met' in my entire life who don't make me want to vomit the more I think about them, and I've never actually met either of them in person anyway!

Please tell me it's just because I'm a hermit who uses the internet all day, so by default I'm interacting with the lowest common denominator...! I can't fucking take it anymore. They're all putrid! All they talk about is their sexual dysfunction or the fucked up shit they want to do to women or each-other. Nobody can even focus on their autistic hyperfixations! That'd at least make it more tolerable, y'know, "men" can at least do their job, they at least have interests? They can't even do that...! Nobody can get good grades, or get steady work, or even take care of themselves. God forbid a family!

Even the 'good' ones that don't make me want to vomit immediately are godless, weak manchildren who need to be babied after, or drifters who don't ever put their feet in the Earth. What the fuck happened? Please tell me there's a reason! Is it a jewish plot to use porn and everything else to erode the soul? Is there something in the air? Does HAARPA send out waves of energy that suck out positive desires and urges in anyone with a certain amount of testosterone? What am I supposed to tell myself just to get through the day? How does anybody go outside knowing there's so many cockroaches in the mocking form of 'Man' running the streets, and do it without suffering some kind of mental break?

It's just exposure therapy, right? I'll learn how to live with it? It's like taking tiny amounts of allergens or poison to build a resistance? There has to be something I can do after interacting with these skinwalkers just to feel a little clean again. I try to bury myself in my solo hobbies but it's not enough. Is there some kind of ritual? Should I just take a long bath if it gets too much? How do I filter them out better? Every time I think I figured it out and I'm interacting with somebody that isn't hopeless, they let out some deranged shit like it doesn't mean anything!
 
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