🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Nothing Is Written]

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There is just something so creepy and offputting about this... just can't find the right words to express it. He literally uploads a daily mustelid picture every day.
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It's like a ferret foot fetish.

Just a guy he replied to, not that deep.
The ferret news faggot is starstruck by Mald and Mald shares his cub drawing GFs expertise on ferret tattoos and... that's about it.
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Just archive even miniscule shit nobody cares about because it annoys and stresses the fuck out of him.

He knows nothing about Cybersecurity. He said VPN isn't a security tool - it is, it's literally designed at the enterprise level so employees can securely use tunnels for connections between gateways of a WAN using IPsec and AES256, if not a proprietary cryptographic algorithm by the SP. Why? To avoid MitM and other attacks in transit. The most vulnerable parts of VPN are endpoints, that's it, and those endpoints are usually past the DMZ for an important network.

I've worked in this field for 15 years and I sperg out every time he says something about it, I can'tcontain myself.

He also said he doesn't trust ISPs to the point of saying some retarded shit like "I need to be the network admin of every network I connect to, and controls the gateways ". Aside from being literally impossible unless you run your own services in a LAN like Terry, or live in a basement intranet, everything you do is public facing Internet. It's vulnerable.

Is he the network admin of his phone's connections? Down he own his phone's gateways? What about the ISP?

Like the shit he said is BEYOND retarded.

He gloats about storing his passwords and keys in exif data in images. That's cool, it's clever, but it's bad security practice and hygiene. If he really worked in sec, he would know that half the shit he does disobeys NIST principles on standard and efficient security practices. Economy of Design and Defense in Depth are two off the top of my head.

His banking? He refuses to do VOIP/verbal banking because he says his voice is on the internet with hundreds of hours to be trained on a waiting LLM. Smart move. But even if that's he case, banks need a number of things to proceed before anything related to transactions can be initiated: a passphrase, SPII, and 2FA. Three vectors need to be satisfied at least. This forum knows one vector and it might be out of date.

The only smart thing I've seen him done is receive his GameJam entries on a DMZ type isolated network that's able to scan for malware. But since he made a short gloating about it, he's just giving attackers more info to adjust their behaviour. Logic bombs, compression worms, what have you.

Sanctimonious fucking twat. Deserves a rotting ferret in the mail.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Can anyone elaborate?
Another ferret fucker, Marshall Farms, tattoos? What is going on?

Marshall Farms is the "big pharma" of Ferret rescue apparently. So a noble endeavour, if not for the fact that Mald is known to buy ferrets from pet shops, who then have to restock, perpetuating the demand for more ferrets to be "rescued".

I have another concern.

He wants the rescue to grow to 250 at capacity. Is there a demand, naturally, in the state of WA, USA, for ferrets to be rescued by "farms" of the high a capacity?

My second concern is...

... they haven't, ever, released a ferret. What's the point of a rescue if once rehabilitated and healed, they aren't rereleased?

So either Jason's project is a half-way house for rescuing ferrets (it isn't), or he's scaling up his fetishised operation to horde them for PR points and revenue.

This is a sensitive point for him because when complimented on his "pets" he sperged out about calling them "pets":

https://youtube.com/shorts/focb9_GVthg

 

[Going Bald]

Marshall Farms is the "big pharma" of Ferret rescue apparently. So a noble endeavour, if not for the fact that Mald is known to buy ferrets from pet shops, who then have to restock, perpetuating the demand for more ferrets to be "rescued".

I have another concern.

He wants the rescue to grow to 250 at capacity. Is there a demand, naturally, in the state of WA, USA, for ferrets to be rescued by "farms" of the high a capacity?

My second concern is...

... they haven't, ever, released a ferret. What's the point of a rescue if once rehabilitated and healed, they aren't rereleased?

So either Jason's project is a half-way house for rescuing ferrets (it isn't), or he's scaling up his fetishised operation to horde them for PR points and revenue.

This is a sensitive point for him because when complimented on his "pets" he sperged out about calling them "pets":

https://youtube.com/shorts/focb9_GVthg

Wouldn't that then categorize Mald's "Ferret Rescue" as more of a "Ferret Hospice" due to them "all being terminal" and if that's the fact - it's not a "Sanctuary" at all but a "Death's Waiting Room for Tube Rodents"?

What a horrible grift. Hoard dying ferrets, buy ferrets from pet shops justifying it as "Rescuing" and then holding onto them until they die while guilt tripping the less informed to "Pay you to take care of them" through "Stream income and donations". This guy needs animal control to come in and give these poor creatures a humane end rather than dragging that shit out. His "mercy" is just prolonged torture for them.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Wouldn't that then categorize Mald's "Ferret Rescue" as more of a "Ferret Hospice" due to them "all being terminal" and if that's the fact - it's not a "Sanctuary" at all but a "Death's Waiting Room for Tube Rodents"?

What a horrible grift. Hoard dying ferrets, buy ferrets from pet shops justifying it as "Rescuing" and then holding onto them until they die while guilt tripping the less informed to "Pay you to take care of them" through "Stream income and donations". This guy needs animal control to come in and give these poor creatures a humane end rather than dragging that shit out. His "mercy" is just prolonged torture for them.

I don't think he can even register as a 501 because his operation would then need to draft a mission statement, policy guideline, procedures etc specific to animal rescue. Then he'd need to register a treasury account and show accounting for said policies towards stipulated endgoals typical of animal rescue shelters. That would limit the scope of what he can do significantly, assuming what he wants to do is collect ferrets like Pokemon.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Is he the network admin of his phone's connections? Down he own his phone's gateways? What about the ISP?

Judging by his shallow-ass knowledge of anything twchnical at all, he probably thinks he is, based on the fact he is an admin of his PC.

This is a sensitive point for him because when complimented on his "pets" he sperged out about calling them "pets":

That's because they are sex sla- I mean lovers.

Mald will assassinate a ferret and blame this month's lack of update for his shitty game on grief and whatnot. Watch me be right.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Judging by his shallow-ass knowledge of anything twchnical at all, he probably thinks he is, based on the fact he is an admin of his PC.

That's because they are sex sla- I mean lovers.

Mald will assassinate a ferret and blame this month's lack of update for his shitty game on grief and whatnot. Watch me be right.

The month is a third of the way through, it's a little late for that

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

The month is a third of the way through, it's a little late for that

All I'm hearing is he has 2/3s of a month to kill another sex slave.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

3 hours to go till we get that big promised update "This week"

He knows nothing about Cybersecurity. He said VPN isn't a security tool

I often wondered about this as because my job has those awful videos on cyber security and they always mentioned being user to use the company VPN for security.
Not that I ever believed Mald, but man its given even to us peasants in basic yearly training 101

Mald will assassinate a ferret and blame this month's lack of update for his shitty game on grief and whatnot

As much as I hate mald and think ill of him. He won't. He'll just use anything that comes up as an excuse DSP style.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

I often wondered about this as because my job has those awful videos on cyber security and they always mentioned being user to use the company VPN for security.
Not that I ever believed Mald, but man its given even to us peasants in basic yearly training 101

It's the equivalent of saying "you don't need a VPN unless you're bypassing geolocked content", which is fucking retarded.

Those PD videos you watch are to remind tech illiterates that outside of company networks, everything they send or receive goes through public facing gateways, usually with default firewall rules, broadcasted SSIDs, and most importantly are sharing traffic lanes with unknown tenants. Tunnels ensure whatever you do is isolated inside authenticated traffic lanes, so every user is known to the VPN as a trusted client.

There's session hijacking, but that's beyond the scope of technical controls, and why session logs and handshakes are so cumbersome. E.g. "your session has expired" is a typical response when tabbing to your banking online after leaving it idle for X amount of minutes.

He prides himself on social engineering, a subset of soft hacking, which involves asking sensitive questions of employees to gain their trust or data or behaviour patterns, which would then be collated into a report for an auditing team. But that's not technical at all, and it's usually done by contractors with advanced hardware like modded Flipper Zeros and port scanners - even then it's a job done over no longer than a few weeks to gain whatever you need to know about the organisation's security posture for "human/personnel" level vulnerabilities.

 

[reactionary]

what he wants to do is collect ferrets like Pokemon.

His ferret-hoarding practices make a lot more sense when you put it like that.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Shocking development.
We are now 7 days after and well over a week after and no new stuff!


What's goin on Mald?

Wait - whats that?




AWW JEEZ GUYS MY INTERNETS BEEN OUT FOR OVER 24 HOURS. GEEZ> AH COULDN'T DO ANYTHING.

Well, at least you could work on your game without any internet for 24+ hours right?
Right?

 

[Going Bald]

Shocking development.
We are now 7 days after and well over a week after and no new stuff!
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What's goin on Mald?

Wait - whats that?

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AWW JEEZ GUYS MY INTERNETS BEEN OUT FOR OVER 24 HOURS. GEEZ> AH COULDN'T DO ANYTHING.

Well, at least you could work on your game without any internet for 24+ hours right?
Right?

Edit: He can't work on his game because without streaming entertainment on a second window the tedium of his trash coding is unbearable.

What I read was "Even though I could get a 5g LTE mobile hotspot for $50 or use the other house that my channel mods work out of I still can't do the thing my entire life revolves around!" and it really screams "No contingencies". At what point between buying a ranch mansion and having a suburban track home did he forget to have redundancies "just in case"? Isn't that what networking, IT, and Cybersecurity are all about?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Edit: He can't work on his game because without streaming entertainment on a second window the tedium of his trash coding is unbearable.

What I read was "Even though I could get a 5g LTE mobile hotspot for $50 or use the other house that my channel mods work out of I still can't do the thing my entire life revolves around!" and it really screams "No contingencies". At what point between buying a ranch mansion and having a suburban track home did he forget to have redundancies "just in case"? Isn't that what networking, IT, and Cybersecurity are all about?

My thoughts exactly too. If my job depends on internet and I'm making a lot of money off it, I am going to have a mobile hot spot good to go to at the very least stream something content wise.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Edit: He can't work on his game because without streaming entertainment on a second window the tedium of his trash coding is unbearable.

What I read was "Even though I could get a 5g LTE mobile hotspot for $50 or use the other house that my channel mods work out of I still can't do the thing my entire life revolves around!" and it really screams "No contingencies". At what point between buying a ranch mansion and having a suburban track home did he forget to have redundancies "just in case"? Isn't that what networking, IT, and Cybersecurity are all about?

He's either lying or his internet is back online.

 

[protorua]

He's either lying or his internet is back online.

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I'm sure he is lying but obviously he could have internet access and Discord on his cell so this doesn't mean much.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

I'm sure he is lying but obviously he could have internet access and Discord on his cell so this doesn't mean much.

Doesn't the online status change to a green mobile phone if you're using the app?

 

[Battlefield42]

Doesn't the online status change to a green mobile phone if you're using the app?

You are right. You can see a different user on phone like you described in the screenshot. He has internet.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Just for clarification he didn't say his net was down anywhere I Didn't look close he just said 8 hours and I was making up DSP excuses for dramatic effect.
Either way he missed his stream date. So who knows WTF he's doing. Maybe he's having a meltdown that he can't write 5 lines of text to upload to steam.

 

[Sissy]

He just needs to give in and start writing this self insert fanfic of his the way he's always wanted to deep down. Its time for him to get his pooner wife to start drawing pictures of his character fucking the animals, thats how he wants to close the story, he has sex with all the animals and they tell him how great he is at having sex with them. Pivot it into a straight up furry porn game, honestly that would probably be the best move he could make financially, the game would actually have appeal to some group of people.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

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Can't wait for him to play Blue Prince on stream so we can witness his unfiltered intellect with no aid what so ever.

He just needs to give in and start writing this self insert fanfic of his the way he's always wanted to deep down.

Wdym? Heartbound is the self insert fanfic.