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@Wodanaz How about you poke the sleeping bear with this bee bee sea you're holding instead, retard.
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Wodanaz said:
more like how annoying the weekly faggotry is for the containment thread that can't help but poke a sleeping bear, then act surprised when their face gets ripped off. protip if you think something is a bannable offense: report it instead of taking your grievances out in public where every annoying faggot is allowed to submit their retarded and annoying opinion
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Wodanaz said:
more like how annoying the weekly faggotry is for the containment thread that can't help but poke a sleeping bear, then act surprised when their face gets ripped off. protip if you think something is a bannable offense: report it instead of taking your grievances out in public where every annoying faggot is allowed to submit their retarded and annoying opinion
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SandM_ said:
Shiwi is over party.
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Nully Null after eating all 10 banned users
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>The Shiwis called out, "Good morning," but received no answer. So they went to the thread and drew back the new page. There lay their admin with his fedora pulled far over his face, and looking very strange.

>"Oh, Joshua," Sozjak said, "what big ears you have."

>"The better to hear Tyrone's grunts, my child," was the reply.

>"But, Joshua, what big eyes you have," Chudborean said.

>"The better to see the bull fuck my GF with, my dear."

>"But, Joshua, what large hands you have."

>"The better to tug my clitty with."

>"Oh, but, Joshua, what a terrible big mouth you have."

>"The better to suck dat BBC with."

>And scarcely had the Bibisea Slut said this, than with one bound he was out of the admin panel and swallowed up the innocent Shiwis.
 
Zyzz said:
Before this thread flounders, I wanted to say that you're my favourite poster in this thread.
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I am honored to be bestowed this title


we shiwicels have to suffer through another round of building back better after project clitty cage failed to contain the latest of nvll's eruptions. the hard working scientists at snopes.com have deduced that exposing nvll to the presence of a 16 year old shotacon was all it took release the pressure that has built up since the last leakage event.
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scientists world wide are brainstorming the next solution to shield the shiwi from further casualties at the hand of nvll. though, many critics argue that the only real solution to the problem would be for nvll to finally get laid so he will have an outlet for his clitty outpour events other than tormenting the shiwi 'hread. Researchers have contacted Lidl Drip for comment, but have yet to receive a response.
 
FE FI FO FUM, I SMELL THE SOY OF A SHIWI MAN

The horrible fat man yelled, his leaking clitty flooding the floor underneath his massive girth.
The stench of banana pepper pizza ripe from the monsters breath seeps into every pocket of air.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I OWE YOU ANYTHING
 
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