💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
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    694
Aaron's live on STMS
Today is the Day! STMS 04-10-25


Edit: STMS so far
  • Aaron says he's feeling "relaxed and calm" about his hearing today—he thinks the "ball is in his court."
  • He spoke to his lawyer yesterday, but he knows Aaron’s a blabbermouth and won’t speak to him about their defence strategy until after today's morning show is over.
  • He's highly sceptical that the outcome will change his life. He's confident there’s no jail time on the table.
  • He claims that back when he was living at the Balldo Bunker, he did most of the driving because Nick was up doing coke and drinking until 4 or 5am before crashing into "the sleep of the century." Nick was also, apparently, constantly sick.
  • Aaron goes off on the PrettyAwfulPodcast over their episode on him yesterday, especially targeting Girl_Friday. He mocks her job as a paralegal, calling it "the dental hygienists of the legal world." He thinks she’s mentally ill and jokes that she is gunning to be Nick’s next slampiece. Allegedly, she pulled up a spreadsheet cataloguing Aaron’s misdeeds.
  • He reiterates Keanu's claims that April ran away from Nick because he was psychologically abusive.
  • Calls Nick a retard lawyer because he doesn't know basic MN employment law that the state has at-will employment and he is not required to formally terminate her, nor did she did she request explanation or appeal.
 
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Crackets, just tell the fucking story. Lies or not, just a simple one or two hour concise, straight-to-the-point livestream. The trial is over, your family's reputation is obliterated--you really don't have anything to lose. It would almost certainly be better for you in the long run.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Someone just sent me that dumb cunt Girl Friday’s Reddit history. She is absolutely deranged in her vendetta against Aaron. To wit:

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Stop using Jews as part of your self-described “war on Steel Toe,” you mongoloid whore.

Where is a walk-in oven when we really need one? Must have room for Nick too.
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Why do these people hate Aaron so much?

He's a goofy nerd with retardedly low impulse control on occasion, but he's also kinda boring. Nick's 10x more guilty of everything Aaron's done and he has regular meltdowns and he gave his daughter cocaine.

Siding with Nick over Aaron is insane to me.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
Imagine working in a warehouse for 20 years, stacking pallets, driving forklifts, only to find out on reddit that you wearing steeltoe boots means you were a NAZI all along.
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In her defense she’s posting on Reddit so that automatically makes her panic about everything being a secret Nazi symbol. Honestly these retards do more to push Nazism into mainstream than any white trash wife beating heil Hitler guy or brown groyper has managed
 
AncientPhosphur said:
In her defense she’s posting on Reddit so that automatically makes her panic about everything being a secret Nazi symbol. Honestly these retards do more to push Nazism into mainstream than any white trash wife beating heil Hitler guy or brown groyper has managed
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People are also extra nasty on Reddit if you happen to be incorrect about something. They can't just tell you that what you said is wrong, they have to dig real fucking deep and make sure to snark as hard as they possibly can while correcting you. It's seriously gross. I stated something incorrect on this forum in this thread and no one was snarky. Not saying that is the norm with this community but my god with the Reddit community, the snark is off the charts. Oh and if you snark back, they run to the mods and cry to get you banned from the subreddit. PEAK echo chamber shit
 
Vibralldo said:
Why do these people hate Aaron so much?

He's a goofy nerd with retardedly low impulse control on occasion, but he's also kinda boring. Nick's 10x more guilty of everything Aaron's done and he has regular meltdowns and he gave his daughter cocaine.

Siding with Nick over Aaron is insane to me.
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Being a fan of the "Dabbleverse" appears to align medically diagnosable cognitive impairment. Unfortunately, recorded diagnoses remain rare—most of the afflicted are still deep in denial.

It was especially amusing yesterday watching Queen Retard Melton casually handwave the fact that the NLO Special-Ed-Supersleuths’ deep-dive into Aaron’s alleged "charity lies" turned up a steaming hot plate of Nothingburger. Even better—his loyal bigbrain pajeet sidekick, Moody Hikmet, had to admit defeat, backpedal and retract his statements.
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What is a Dabblefaggot to do? When faced with the sobering mirror-reality that their Anti-Christ didn't rip off a charity? Double down.
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People are also extra nasty on Reddit if you happen to be incorrect about something. They can't just tell you that what you said is wrong, they have to dig real fucking deep and make sure to snark as hard as they possibly can while correcting you. It's seriously gross. I stated something incorrect on this forum in this thread and no one was snarky. Not saying that is the norm with this community but my god with the Reddit community, the snark is off the charts. Oh and if you snark back, they run to the mods and cry to get you banned from the subreddit. PEAK echo chamber shit
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Reddit is everything null hates about the sticker system but worse because the entire site is literally based around it
 
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Je$ter said:
People are also extra nasty on Reddit if you happen to be incorrect about something. They can't just tell you that what you said is wrong, they have to dig real fucking deep and make sure to snark as hard as they possibly can while correcting you.
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They're way nastier if you're correct about something because they live in a delusional fantasy world that only exists on reddit.
Vibralldo said:
Reddit is everything null hates about the sticker system but worse because the entire site is literally based entirely around it
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It means if you say something the vast majority of people in the real world think, they spastically bury it and nobody sees it. If you do the same here, you get the post highlighted.
 
Ever Seen A Rolex said:
Crackets, just tell the fucking story. Lies or not, just a simple one or two hour concise, straight-to-the-point livestream. The trial is over, your family's reputation is obliterated--you really don't have anything to lose. It would almost certainly be better for you in the long run.
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I suspect that Nick may think there is still some portion of his libertarian fanbase that didn’t abandon him during his descent into degeneracy that sides with him over the government because, well, government bad and muh freedoms.

Or perhaps, the simpler explanation is that what really happened may be exactly what we think happened. And he’s not going to apologize, he’s not going to admit he’s wrong, and so what’s the point? At least by shutting up and stringing his fans on there is some theoretical possibility that it all wasn’t as bad as the documents, Aaron, and the cokestreams make it seem. There is such a distinct lack of rumors in this thread because, boy, you’d really have to dream up some deranged shit for it to be worse than reality.
 
There is always that one retard fan who needs to double down while the content creator is furiously sweeping to avoid a defamation lawsuit.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Being a fan of the "Dabbleverse" appears to align medically diagnosable cognitive impairment.
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Just to clarify the reality of this:

Plenty of people have hate boners for Aaron and wet panties for Nick yet do not follow the Dabbleverse at all. Girl Friday boasts that she isn’t familiar with the Dabbleverse or Melton (as if that gives her lunacy more gravitas).

Simultaneously plenty of people who follow the Dabbleverse have only the vaguest notions about Rekieta’s 2+ year doom loop. Most only know Rekieta is a laughingstock degenerate because his 8 year old daughter tested positive for a high amount of the cocaine her father brought into the family home.

TL;DR: Faggot Nick has delusions of relevance, but most DV followers — as with most other humans on the planet — don’t follow Nick’s pooch screwing at all.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Stop using Jews as part of your self-described “war on Steel Toe,” you mongoloid whore.
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Oh, there's like two or three that do that here too. Especially that @Ohhamburgers sped.
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Oh FFS. It's probably because his heritage is German, the most common ancestry in MN, says Google.

Aaron's a comedian. He's an equal opportunity racist, and not particularly mean-spirited. He has an admitted crush on black, Oxford-educated Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett because of how adept she is at accents to suit her audience - erudite Rhodes scholar one day and girl-from-the-hood smack talker the next. He finds it genuinely impressive.

The Jew thing is a recurring "bit" on his show because one of his fans is an off-the-charts antisemite. Most of the time, Aaron laughs and tells him to calm down. Interestingly, while Aaron isn't exactly a 180 IQ academic, he has advanced historical knowledge about Europe (for an American, anyway) and wars generally. He can rattle off regimes, battles, treaties, and monarchs. I assume that's fueled by the fact that his grandfather fought in WWII (for the Americans, I'm fairly sure).
 
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Then divorce, cyber crimes, and a defamation threat.
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He's gone full Tomlinson
"No, invalid. I will NOT do as you say and I AM a practicing lawyer!"

I'm sure that Nick understands defamation. Same way he understands tortious interference, warrants, and revenge porn. I mean he has the Monty defamation trial coming up so I hope for his sake he really does.

I'm also glad that he clarified that he got Aaron's browsing history through April's QuickBooks invoices she got in her email even though Melton corroborated that Nick actually had access to Aaron's Google account. THAT makes total sense.
 
Oxyjen said:
However, there is a bit of a recurring theme of Aaron, let’s say, being proud of his German heritage and it has attracted such comments in the past.
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I mean even if Aaron was an out-and-out skinhead, aren't these guys the same people who have made a career of saying such types are heckin basederino freedom fighters for freezed peach?

You really can't get lower than Rekieta, and it's rich that he or any of his fans try to hold others to any sort of standard. There's basically no insult that could not be turned around on Rekieta:

Narcissist? Absolutely.
Hypocrite? In spades.
Degenerate? 100%
Cuck? The Cuckiest.
Grifter? Even more than Grifty.
Liar? Not even politicians lie as much.
Loser? No real friends to speak of.
Lazy? Couldn't even handle livestreaming as an optional career, let alone a real career.
Creep? Worse than most incels.
Addict? Both drugs and alcohol.
Misogynist? More than an incel.
Racist? Yep.
Stupid? His brain's been fried for at least two years.
Manipulative? Gaslight, gate-keep, girl-boss.
Leech on society? Trust fund baby.
Shitty parent? Few parents are worse.

Basically, you'd have to be a rapist or a murderer to be worse than Rekieta.
 
It never ceases to amaze me that this dude had it *all*. Major streaming career, cash rolling in, plus trust fund, a full family, etc.
Threw it all away for drugs and a 4/10 cokewhore.
 
Vibralldo said:
He's gone full Tomlinson
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Speaking of which, Pat’s most doxed (yet still unpunished) nemesis also has Imholte Derangement Syndrome. Dan Mullen is Team Rekieta all the way. I can only guess why. And now he’s retardedly trying to cozy up to the PAS ditzes.

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