Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Yes it's another taxing day of getting out there and meeting constituents...just kidding, more glamour shots using donor money because that's how you serve the people.

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"Stop making me look like a crazy shrieking homeless person!"
"Ms Wu, we're just talking candid pict-"
"I AM A PROFFESSIONAL TECH LADY! Make me look professional!"

Can you imagine the amount of time it takes people apply makeup before Wu decides she's "camera ready"?
 
"Stop making me look like a crazy shrieking homeless person!"
"Ms Wu, we're just talking candid pict-"
"I AM A PROFFESSIONAL TECH LADY! Make me look professional!"

Can you imagine the amount of time it takes people apply makeup before Wu decides she's "camera ready"?

Wonder how long they had to plaster her face for that SyFy thing. And she looked horrid.
 
Can you imagine the amount of time it takes people apply makeup before Wu decides she's "camera ready"?

I don't know ... One of the things I remember being discussed back in the halcyon days of street-racing challenges was that Brianna didn't know how to do her makeup. She didn't seem to wear any at all for one of her first TV news appearances, and she looked awful. A competent makeup artist might be able to soften some of her harsh lines and open up her eyes a little bit, not to mention do something about those lips.
 
I don't know ... One of the things I remember being discussed back in the halcyon days of street-racing challenges was that Brianna didn't know how to do her makeup. She didn't seem to wear any at all for one of her first TV news appearances, and she looked awful. A competent makeup artist might be able to soften some of her harsh lines and open up her eyes a little bit, not to mention do something about those lips.
You'd think so, but the result of trying to humanize Wu ended up looking like a dying Heather O'Rourke in Poltergeist 3:
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I don't know ... One of the things I remember being discussed back in the halcyon days of street-racing challenges was that Brianna didn't know how to do her makeup. She didn't seem to wear any at all for one of her first TV news appearances, and she looked awful.
Back at the time I recall someone saying that Wu explicitly refused makeup because "real feminists don't wear it", or something like that. I don't remember if that was just speculation or not, but it seems plausible.
 
Back at the time I recall someone saying that Wu explicitly refused makeup because "real feminists don't wear it", or something like that. I don't remember if that was just speculation or not, but it seems plausible.

I think that was just speculation. It wouldn't surprise me, but I don't recall any confirmation on that subject.

Also, that flashback pic of Goth Wu ... I rest my case. What the hell is that eye makeup? Looks like she got punched with a Wet'n'Wild pencil.
 
That podcast episode was so annoying to listen to. John just whined about how people criticized him for saying "dropped," as though that was the only point of criticism and not, for example, his easily disproven assertion that "a rock" would be as powerful as "hundreds" of nuclear bombs. The fact that he still insists on phrasing it like "dropping rocks into Earth's gravity well" shows that he hasn't learned anything, even after he himself explains the monumental effort that it would take to actually launch a rock from the moon and get it to strike Earth compared to "dropping bombs" from the air on Earth.

By the way, this whole thing encouraged me to look up how far away the moon is from Earth: it's 239,000 miles away, compared to about 240 miles for the International Space Station. That he insists that the moon is "tactically valuable" for warfare against targets on Earth really doesn't convince me that he doesn't think that the moon is literally just a big rock hanging out in the sky. If you wanted to mess with Earth's communication satellites, going to a remote location in space doesn't seem like the optimal strategy compared to, say, cyberwarfare from the planet's surface.
 
That's not far enough for Wu, from his talks of a "bolder democratic party" his idea of "bold" is a party that treats the Republicans and anyone that opposes Wu as the enemy of the state and treasonous rebels that must be silenced and crushed.
The truly confusing part of all this is he will have boldness despite having no majority in the House or the Senate. "Democrats should try this tactic with abortion." By all means, get up and speak and call for a vote. Just don't be shocked when the gavel starts banging and they tell you to sit the fuck down.
 
Yes it's another taxing day of getting out there and meeting constituents...just kidding, more glamour shots using donor money because that's how you serve the people.

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*click* "...yes not bad, but you need to relax a little Mrs. Wu. Otherwise your 'stern expression' seems a little bit, how should I say: Constipated."
"What did you say?"
"...nothing! Just relax your face a little, pull your shoulders a little bit together... like that..." *click* "...good."
"Was that okay?"
"Yeah, I can fix that in photoshop... might take a few hours, though."
"What?"
"Nothing... just mumbling to myself. So! Mrs. Wu, the only thing missing now is... Mrs. Wu could you please put your iPhone away? Thank you. ...what we are missing are a few photos with a sincere smile. Just move in front of the flag, shoulders back, relax a little and give me your best smile."
*snarl*
*shudders* "...eh, nice one. But we are a bit on a schedule here. So please Mrs. Wu, smile."
"What? I am smiling. See?" *snarrrrrrrrrl*
"Oh dear Jesus... please no."
 
https://www.relay.fm/disruption/47

"The Moon rests above the Earth"
"Great tacticle value"
"Mine lots of minerals"
"Great capability to send out transmissions to Earth from the Moon"
"This is how the dinosaurs were destroyed"
"Can I get some consensus here, are those reasonable statements?"

:stress:
Cheers to you for sitting through a whole podcast. Not very listenable. But I am glad to see that Shuttle Commander Wu has returned!
 
The truly confusing part of all this is he will have boldness despite having no majority in the House or the Senate. "Democrats should try this tactic with abortion." By all means, get up and speak and call for a vote. Just don't be shocked when the gavel starts banging and they tell you to sit the fuck down.

This is why I sorta hope, against all odds, John makes it to the House (assuming it's not part of a Democratic wave). Can you imagine this doofus trying to navigate any kind of parliamentary procedure, especially the incredibly arcane variety practiced in the US Congress? This joker couldn't figure out his way through Robert's Rules of Order; his term will be over by the time he figures out how to muddle his way through a simple committee hearing. His Twitter feed will be an unending meltdown of cringe and hilarity.
 
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