💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
elb said:
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Oh look, Nick still lying and claiming Elissa was sending nudes to people.
 
elb said:
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@Null this may be feature worthy.
Nick Rekieta admitted to illegally accessing Aaron Imholte’s email account—by bitching to Elissa Clips about an email she sent to Aaron Imholte on 2nd November 2024.
Nick confronted Elissa in DMs on the 7th of November, two days before Aaron and Breaking Balldo News publicly revealed the hacking on the 9th.
He broke into confidential data of the defendant of his wife's criminal case and exposed himself to his own criminal conspiracy just to take a potshot at Elissa Clips ! If he didn't say a thing, Aaron would've likely never detected the intrusion!

Aaron’s claims now have third-party corroboration for unhinged behaviour like this:

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Vibralldo said:
"Honey"
Nick tweets (and sucks penis) like a woman
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No, he tweets and sucks dick like a really annoying catty gay guy. I visualize him waggling his finger with his limp wrist and waggling his hips as if to say "oh you!"
 
SPRING is here! And the loltree Rekieta is blooming his fruit once more.
BossManJack was off to a great start calling his mom from rehab while streaming it on Discord telling her he was gonna win big with Lolcow of the year 2025 this time! He had a great poker hand!
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But AW DANG IT! He lost again as Rekieta pulls out the full lolcow flush of a potential actual FBI investigation with multiple people claiming he actually may have done something incredibly illegal and gotten ethan ralph and a fat pedophile involved in it too.
One can only hope this is true especially with Rekieta's trial right around the corner. I really want to see shit hit the fan even more so.

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Brain hole filled texting about how they were on Tim pool a few years back in an incoherent rant followed by a subtle racist towards Indian joke that misses target inbound.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
So Nick claims guys on his Discord server were sent nudes.
Did they share them with him or how would he know?
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I don’t know how discord works. But it’s not like a forum where the owner can look at all the DMs, is it?

I assume not, but him confessing to additional unrelated hacking crimes would be the cherry on the icing on the cake.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Re-examining captured Discord messages by Crackieta Twitter on 15 Nov 2024 is interesting in the context of Elissa's new third-party substantiation of CFAA violations.

Did Nick lie to Melton, giving him confidential data, while failing to disclose the fact that he had already exposed himself?
Or did Melton already know, and accepted the data anyway? If its the latter, he is totally fucked. Knowingly accepting illicit data and sharing it with his discord faggots will fuck him hard if he's charged. Even resident "big-brain" Mahood "custom TTS of Aaron's child is based" Hikmit was being a coy pajeet faggot, openly speculating on the criminality of their actions (which with Elissa's statement, proves it was real and not 4D chess to fuck with Aaron).
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Right. Fucking. Here:

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Oxyjen said:
I don’t know how discord works. But it’s not like a forum where the owner can look at all the DMs, is it?

I assume not, but him confessing to additional unrelated hacking crimes would be the cherry on the icing on the cake.
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No, you cannot do that. Discord, the company, can.
I was asking more if the users on Nick's server were sharing around all the nudes they were collecting from Nick's winemoms and other virtual conquests.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
So Nick claims guys on his Discord server were sent nudes.
Did they share them with him or how would he know?

I smell funny RP charges.
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The faggot got catfished by a man to a point he was drunk serenading for MANdy live :D
Imagine what kind of shit this cuck has on his electronic devices and Discord-DM's etc.
He better hope he never has to go in to discovery-phase of any trial he is part of. Hopefully the federales actually go after him for the "hacking".
Cheers junkie, looks like you might actually pull a Hat-trick for LoTY
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Based on the pace of things, could we expect a 2nd Balldo arrest by the end of the year?

Just in time for the lolcow awards even?

Is Nick really gonna go for the threepeat?

Will Ralph neck himself for failing to secure the trophy for a third year in a row?
 
Aaron dodging the RP case, Nick being raped by the feds, and Kayla absconding with the kids would be the perfect finale for this whole affair. Please make it happen. It would be so fucking funny.
 
Bowl of Ramen said:
It’s be hilarious if the Dabbleverse and what’s left of the Sektur are all dragged into an FBI investigation because Nick Rekieta is a burned-out homosexual spying on his ex-boyfriend, and Kash will ask Elon Musk to launch them all into the sun as punishment.

I would clamor for a third Trump term after that.
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The idea that very serious investigators, who work to take down drug dealers, terrorists, and and pedophiles, having to sift through this moronic IRL Jerry Springer clusterfuck will never not be funny.
 
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