💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Red Frida said:
There's always a contrarian somewhere.
Do you make 12 big jars of it like Patrick does?
Your use case of spreading it thinly on some cheese and crackers justifies something like a 4 oz mini jar not bulk quantity.
I want to know what the pigman is doing with this huge supply of jelly.
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I'd expect nothing different from The Most Interesting Man in the World. It's bizarre the random things he decides are totems of masculinity. It's very cargo cultish, the way he grabs at things, like everyone's going to suddenly decide Pat really is an avatar of masculinity, not a fat swinish retard slapfighting against the world. People might even stop making fun of Susan.
 
Red Frida said:
There's always a contrarian somewhere.
Do you make 12 big jars of it like Patrick does?
Your use case of spreading it thinly on some cheese and crackers justifies something like a 4 oz mini jar not bulk quantity.
I want to know what the pigman is doing with this huge supply of jelly.
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It’s going to rot on a shelf, uneaten. All of this is performative to the other effeminate retards in social media from a man who demonstrably lacks any compunction for blatant lying.
 
Pepper jellies are pretty good as glazes for grilling meat, maybe he's about to go into a BBQ chicken phase? Fatrick would be that prissy faggot who can't stop saying 'spatchcock'.
 
Something Awful said:
Out of various dumb facsimiles of personality that people take on, "guy who likes spicy food. No, you don't get it, REALLY spicy" is one of the most perplexing. Did he learn somewhere that it's "manly"?
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I'm fond of hot stuff, and in college, a bro thing would be to drink a lot of beer and challenge each other to hot sauce endurance contests. Pretty sure most adults grow out of that. I still like hot sauce, but I also like tasting food.
 
Pig man is back to trawling through the feed and sneed of superior writers to seethe and oink, as shown by him randomly showing up in the replies of a xeet from five days ago that does not even tag him.
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Also note how the Pat most Porcine is still acting out his battered housepig fantasy with Brian Keene being his abusive drunk husband who comes home from the bar every night reeking of cheap whiskey as he savagely beats and then violates his fat sobbing bitchtitted pig wife

EDIT: OH LAWDY LAWD HE OINKING GOOD TONIGHT
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you should have kept my name out of your fucking mouth
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You know all of those to be objective facts, and have for more than a year now, because you were directly told by me
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Pig man actually fucking thinks shit counts as "objective fact" solely because of his word....fuck my ass how is this fat fuck real?

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I'm quite good at pepper gardening, Brian. And knowledgeable of Star Wars. Never built a model with a pringles can nor claimed to, that's one of your delusions again.
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Pat remains haunted by the memory of the Pringles can that tore his world apart much like it did his former wife's asshole, and on Pat's own martial bed no less

Oh yeah and this is all shit from weeks ago he is oinking at in case you were wondering
 
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Laburnum said:
Appropriate that Pat should channel cuck energy with that Will Smith quote.
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Hey, I'll have you know fatrick has had sex with MAGNITUDES of women
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EDIT: Something sure seems to have nettled his piggletits tonight...
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Also he is still treating the death of the man who raised his daughter as a personal victory worth gloating over
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...while simultaniously squealing and oinking in horror that the trolls want him dead
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Something Awful said:
Out of various dumb facsimiles of personality that people take on, "guy who likes spicy food. No, you don't get it, REALLY spicy" is one of the most perplexing. Did he learn somewhere that it's "manly"?
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He heard the black people like spicy food, and that's his favorite source of pepperoni, so he's cutting out the middleman and eating the spice directly.
 
Oh dear god I am actually in tears
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Making reference to Tiny Tim in Space/Tiny Tim gets Prolapsed on Pluto/Tiny Tim gets Rawdogged on Venus/Tiny Tim services Gloryholes in Alpha Centuri is all it takes to get a seething oink threat now even if fatrick is never directly mentioned

EDIT: ok he is xeeting every couple seconds now.....and it seems like he is going through the backlogs to NOCHILD each and every person who tagged him, mentioned him, referenced him, or made a vague allusion to him in the past couple weeks in which he has been relatively quiet on xitter. If this is the case then buckle yourselves in, because tonight is gonna be a fucking porcine avalanche
 
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Judge Holden said:
Oh dear god I am actually in tears
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Making reference to Tiny Tim in Space/Tiny Tim gets Prolapsed on Pluto/Tiny Tim gets Rawdogged on Venus/Tiny Tim services Gloryholes in Alpha Centuri is all it takes to get a seething oink threat now even if fatrick is never directly mentioned
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Sounds like Tiny Tim Ultimate Bohab
 
Pat sounds like he's been the recipient of some bad news. His retorts are primary school tier.

"And crying is what you're going to do, every night, forever. Enjoy prison."
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Pat is the most unconvincing victim ever.
 
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Oh man, we win forever, he’s absolutely shitting mad about something. Forever in a cage for calling him fat and stupid, his ego’s been bruised who said their pattenna was twitching earlier?
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So mad about being rejected from file770, he’s fantasizing manically about everyone who’s ever crossed him losing forever and crying every single night. What’s going on??
 
AnOminous said:
I still like hot sauce, but I also like tasting food.
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I've seen Pat's cooking, I'd want to kill my taste-buds, too, before tucking in to a Pat meal.

grey area said:
"And crying is what you're going to do, every night, forever. Enjoy prison."
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Little advice: Don't let the other inmates see you cry, or steal your fruit cocktail.

I get to be Nasty Nate. Jackie can be squirrel master.
Pat's probably made a Brian calendar.
 
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