💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Oxyjen]

Aaron insinuated the FBI is involved in Nick's alleged cybercrimes this morning

That clip is worth watching. He says they quizzed him on numerous people who (potentially) had info shared to them by Nick, most of them podcasters, some of whom he hadn’t even heard of. Ethan Ralph one of them I think. This isn’t over yet, if we’re lucky.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A_yWmcw5zGc

Wait wait wait, Nick represented April in the divorce proceedings?

He isn't on the there as official representation though?

Aaron's lawyer is.
April appears to be on her own.

 

[Vibralldo]

Oh fuck yes. Aaron for the love of GOD please, please don't be overselling this. Nick being re-arrested would be a fucking howler.
Narcotics Nick & Pedophile MAPton as co-defendants would be a dream come true.

If Nick gets arrested on federal hacking charges I will vote for him every lolcow of the year every year forever, even if he's not a nominee

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

And Nick (or Melton) gave it out to so many people that Aaron didn't know some of them, when the investigators were asking Aaron about his relation to some of the people. And most of them were podcasters? Ralph was one of them?

Aaron, FFS, you shouldn't be talking about this, but holy shit.
Edit: summary
Amongst the various claims:

• Nick gained access to Aaron's accounts as Aaron left his Google account logged in while broadcasting an episode of The Steel Toe Morning Show from the Balldo Bunker
• Nick claims to have seen info only Aaron had access to, while claiming April had access to it.
• The FBI is now investigating the case, which has slowed down progress on the case.
  • As it is believed (and proclaimed by the bad actor himself) Melton had access to the info, this would cross state lines and thus be subject to federal investigation.
• Nick showed illicitly gained materials from Aaron's account to many people, including:
  • various podcasters Aaron knows
  • Ethan Ralph (who streamed Aaron's arraignment)
  • people Aaron doesn't even know

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If Nick gets arrested on federal hacking charges I will vote for him every lolcow of the year every year forever, even if he's not a nominee

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

And Nick (or Melton) gave it out to so many people that Aaron didn't know some of them, when the investigators were asking Aaron about his relation to some of the people. And most of them were podcasters? Ralph was one of them?

I'd like to point out, that if this is verified as true, that the farms would have predicted that development too.
Because it were federal crimes all along. And the long wait time etc. has been predicted because of exactly that as well.

I wonder what an actual FBI investigation could mean for Nick's plea deal? Would Aaron being a witness in that case and a potential witness intimidation angle impact that plea?

 

[Maraschino]

If Nick gets arrested on federal hacking charges I will vote for him every lolcow of the year every year forever, even if he's not a nominee

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

I want nothing but the worst for Nick, but knowing that Aaron is effectively retarded, I'll have to wait with bated breath before I take something this serious coming from Aaron as a fact. I want to see an arrest made and news articles.

Nick's worst day happened in May. Nick was arrested in a different year in May. May and December are historically really bad months for him, so that's how long I'll wait for comedic effect.

I wonder what an actual FBI investigation could mean for Nick's plea deal? Would Aaron being a witness in that case and a potential witness intimidation angle impact that plea?

I'm not concerned for Nick's plea deal, he should be concerned for what it'd do to his law license. Nick uses his law license as a credential to "prove" he's smarter and better than other people, so him losing it publicly in a disgraceful way (because I don't see how you couldn't lose your license from this amount of misconduct) would be much worse than any amount of prison.

He already can't handle when his critics say, "Your daughter tested positive for cocaine." Do you think he's going to accept, "You literally lost your law license, you're a criminal, immoral, and your legal opinions are worthless," any better? He might actually livestream his fucking suicide.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

And Nick (or Melton) gave it out to so many people that Aaron didn't know some of them. And most of them were podcasters?

IIRC, when the news of alleged hacking broke back when BBN revealed DMs between themselves and Aaron, our resident lawyer Sean spun up a stream where he was PISSED that Nick had possibly committed intrusion of confidential data. He went on this odd tangent where he speculated something like "if Nick read confidential emails between two people giving legal advice", he would be a "fucking snake".
To me, he was insinuating that he KNEW Nick had read the emails between himself and Aaron.

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Nick himself seems to have confirmed this back in 10 Nov 2024.

How did Nick know Sean and Elissa was assisting Aaron?
They wouldn't have told him. They likely wouldn't have told others who would've leaked it to him.
Illicitly accessing Aaron's confidential emails and discovering it himself is the logical conclusion.
I've always believed Aaron in relation to confidential intrusion. Nick pretends to be Johnny Cochran, but he chimps out at the merest slight and becomes Darrel Brooks.
If Nick is charged, it will be the death-knell to the vaguest concept he could ever practice law again. Breaking into confidential communication of another person, let alone the defendant of your wife's complaint, I can't imagine anything but lifelong disbarment.


I believe we are witnessing the fresh petals of a newly blossoming saga for the Balldoverse.
Nick is soon to, once again, SUFFAH the consequences of his own knee-jerk retardation.

 

[Melty Butter]

I took a few other screenshots as backup in case the chat disappears or stream is privated (it's happened). Again, from Melton's show last night.

Nick says he'll be streaming on the 19th.


He admitted to the whippets (not that we needed confirmation).

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

If Nick is charged it will be the death-knell to the vaguest concept he could ever practice law again. Breaking into confidential communication of another person, let alone the defendant of your wife's complaint, I can't imagine anything but lifelong disbarment.

Didn't Nick state he was not planning to practice law anymore recently? Could be him trying to craft a narrative similar to "It was my idea all along".

 

[Sneed Force One]

He admitted to the whippets (not that we needed confirmation).

Is this nigga admitting that Keanu's conversations with April are true?
Nick has explicitly denied using whippets to get high while evading drug testing detection.

Keanu also alleges here that Nick is abusive towards April, yelling at her for not paying rent for the Whore Hideaway and intentionally withholding services.
I know, I know, "if he opens his mouth, he's lying", but I still find myself shocked.

 

[waffle]

I wonder what an actual FBI investigation could mean for Nick's plea deal? Would Aaron being a witness in that case and a potential witness intimidation angle impact that plea?

it's unlikely to effect his state plea, but the feds generally always throw the book at you. They have like a 99% conviction rate and it's because they only take easy cases. Nick was so sloppy this is almost certain to be a 6" putt, and the feds won't be nearly as patient with him as the locals were.

I hope he enjoys his time in the minimum security camp at Leavenworth.

 

[Oxyjen]

I wonder who else he shopped it to apart from Melton though, you would think word would have got back here even if some obscure dabbleverser had run with it - or rejected it but mentioned the approach.
As usual I give Aaron the benefit of the doubt as far as truthfulness, it’s just weird this is the first we hear of it.

I hope he enjoys his time in the minimum security camp at Leavenworth.

May I be the first to invoke Mutt’s Law.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

I take that with a massive grain of salt; Aaron is as much of an unreliable narrator as Nick is.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

If the FBI is involved I hope there's new mugshots and bodycam footage. A scorned Ape testifies against Nick. I could see Melton and Dick flipping and potentially testifying. Nick tries more of his retarded word games and comes up with some new defense as retarded as muh watermark. Then Divorce arc. He'll probably piss hot sometime during all this.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I take that with a massive grain of salt; Aaron is as much of an unreliable narrator as Nick is.

Waiting until it is verified by an independent source is never the wrong in the Dabbleverse.
Aaron hinting at bullshit, which he then never properly explains is something he has been doing quiet frequently.

 

[waffle]

May I be the first to invoke Mutt’s Law

Thats like the whitest prison in the nation, It's mostly white collar criminals. My best friend growing up',s grand dad did like 3 years there no problem - and he's old and in bad health.

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

Is this nigga admitting that Keanu's conversations with April are true?
Nick has explicitly denied using whippets to get high while evading drug testing detection.

I know, I know, "if he opens his mouth, he's lying", but I still find myself shocked.

He didn't lie, you just parsed the sentence wrong. He never said he didn't do whippets, he said he didn't do whippets to pass a drug test. He did them to get high, not to pass a drug test.

 

[Oxyjen]

Thats like the whitest prison in the nation, It's mostly white collar criminals. My dest friend growing up',s grand dad did like 3 years there no problem - and he's old and in bad health.

Sure but it’s Nick. He’d find a way.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Narcotics Nick wakes up late on a lazy weekday — no job, no money, just vibes. So what’s a cuckold skelly to do with all that free time?

• Take care of the kids?
• Look for actual employment?
• Develop a sense of comedic timing?
• Honour the sacred, God-ordained bond of marriage?
• Defend your junkie ex-girlfriend, who ghosted you, from your gay ex-boyfriend, by backing up his claims of illicit access to confidential data?

Tough call.


Kayla Rekieta must be feeling that vague concept of "independent thought" again. Nick's back to publicly pining for his Minnasota 6

Update:
Nick is in the YT comments of Stallyn19 video "Steel Toe: Nick Rekieta, April, “manipulation” & an old cease and desist - 4/8/25", desperate to defend the honor of his former Onahole.
I'm not caught up in the Aaron lore because I'm not a pedophile,
April dated Aaron's friends before dating him, when they stated dating, she alleged Aaron's friends abused her. Now Nick is using that to defend thy honorable whore?


Someone more autistic than me can explain the incestious relationships between these people.

 

[Brap God]

Wait wait wait, Nick represented April in the divorce proceedings?

He isn't on the there as official representation though?

Correct me if I'm wrong but he still currently doesn't have license to practice, right? So he couldn't officially represent her even if he wanted to.