- Joined
- Jan 7, 2023
Summary of the new shitty podcasts episode:
- Opens with Anisa making yet another lame episode 69 joke
- Dane isn't here for the first half of the episode, so in place of his facecam, they have the Linkara running gif. I'm sure this incredibly funny and quirky joke was Anisa's idea.
- Anisa brags about her tattoos again and that the jeans she's wearing are irritating her tattoo scabs.
- She wore the jeans because she wanted to look "her Sunday best" for the podcasts.
- In a rare moment of lucidity, Ian says that it doesn't sound too bad.
- She then starts whining over how he never wears jeans, to which he responds because they're uncomfortable, and she thinks it's some sort of gotcha.
- They have a quick back and forth before Ian gives up and admits he's wrong. This little exchange must happen to him constantly on a daily basis.
- They start their OMBUDSING segment (what a retarded name) where they read viewer comments.
- Ian starts talking about setting up a strip club or brothel, which leads these idiots to start sperging about communism/Marxism.
- Most of the viewer comments are about movie shit.
- Ian loves the shitty Barbie movie that came out in 2023, which isn't a surprise considering how much of an emasculated faggot he is.
- Anisa goes full pseudo-intellectual movie critic over the Matrix. According to Anus, the reason so many men like it is because they feel trapped in being able to fully express themselves. Also, it's totally a trans story, even though the fags that made it didn't troon out until years after it came out.
- Anisa is very confident in her culinary and 'communication' abilities, and for the latter, she cites Creator Clash as the reason for her confidence. I really have no idea what the fuck she means by communication. Is it communicating with the fighters? Promoting the event? CC2 already showed us she did an awful job with both of those.
- Ian is confident in his abilities to argue and edit videos.
- According to Anisa, Ian has a bad memory because he's putting his entire soul into a new project. She doesn't give any more details, so I suspect it's just another shitty video covering a topic months after it's been relevant.
- Ian comes up with a very 'funny' movie idea. How to train your stripper. It's like How to Train Your Dragon but with strippers. I would compare the humor of these retards to a 15-year-old, but at least a 15-year-old would be willing to say slurs.
- Ian reveals that he spent a lot of time in the ocean when he was younger.
- As expected, Anisa makes the discussion about herself and how scared she was when Ian took her swimming. She was also surprised with how salty the water was, even though that's to be expected since it's the fucking ocean.
- Anisa describes Ian as a "child of the ocean" since he also spent a lot of time fishing with his father, yet he doesn't do any of that shit anymore.
- Dane finally joins 40 minutes in. Whenever they cut back to his facecam, they still have the Linkara GIF in the corner.
- Ian starts coping about OnlyFans/strip clubs and that most men that visit them aren't looking to cum but actually want meaningful connections with women.
- He wants to make a strip club where you pay to spend time with women.
- They start sperging about the Trump tariffs, and it's clear that they have no idea what they're talking about.
- Anisa goes on about how much better China's car industry is since all their cars are electric, and because of this, all of their roads are SO quiet.
- She then starts bragging about Canada's exports, how the US oil exports can't compete with theirs, and that we need Canuckistan for most of our power output.
- The last thirty minutes are them talking about yet another Nick Cage film, this time Vampire's Kiss.
- All three of them sound like pretentious redditors. Anisa says the film is about a man being driven insane because of his heteronormative worldview, Dane says it's about muh misogyny, while Ian just sits in his cuck corner.
- I'll end the recap on Ania's hideous smile.
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