🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Well, this review he wrote is a bit concerning.
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Okay, pretty weird, but okay. Until it goes on.

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Somebody start cross checking missing Asian hookers in Australia immediately.
That is...legitimately disturbing. People like to talk about the extreme violence in games like say, Doom, but they usually do it in terms of how gory it is, or how cathartic it feels to rip the head off a boss demon you've been dueling with. "Funny" however is not really how its described, and certainly not in the context Karl was using it. The "Funny" moments in doom are when you are taken out of the slaughter and have to "interact" with normals. Like say the scientists operating the BFG. Doom Guy doesn't slaughter them. He just grabs a sniveling little nerd and swipes and the access card while its still attached to his neck. There is actually a good reason for this. Its to reground the player partially in reality without breaking immersion.
 
Big ups to @Bruno Powroznik, he archived Karl's discord as of April 6, 2025. This will be useful to search and include screenshots of revelant and cringe things Karl has said.
 

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Thank you for this thread you absolute legend
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Karl Jobst and his goons talk about mass reporting a video by Null regarding Jobst's wife in 2021.

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While the tweet he made is now deleted, it is still accessible via archives.

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Funnily enough, while people on Kiwi Farms CANNOT talk about Karl's wife, Karl, in his spare time, can talk about other men's wives. It is not harassment if Jobst does it!

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The words “my wife” by Karl have been mentioned 35 times.

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Here is Karl’s wife:

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(L/A)
 
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I had no idea Karl used to be a PUA grifter. Fucking hilarious, as taking dating advice from Karl Jobst would be like taking legal advice from Russell Greer.

As for the main event, Jobst sweeping up for two of his bum buddies (both of whom used to be Apollo's bum buddies as well) by creating a false narrative involving one of the most litigious figures in competitive gaming... that's not so much flying too close to the sun as it is firing oneself directly into the centre of the sun's core.

The worst part of all this is that Jobst managed to make some people sympathize with one of the most unsympathetic characters ever to have touched a joystick, whilst pissing away thousands of dollarydoos of simpbux on what even Blind Freddy could see was a fool's errand.

The OP has been a long time coming. Given how Australia has some of the harshest defamation laws in the world and how much of a stick up their arses Australian judges have over such cases, it was very wise of OP to wait until after the case was done before starting this thread.

OP is an absolute legend.
 
what I find funny is that this comes from a "Lolcow Wrestling Alliance" (LWA) match. Either this was discovered through someone in his Discord server or the Nutjobst namesearches himself on occasion.
Well that is less embarrassing than creating a character with the likeness of someone you hate in a video game, so that you can record footage of yourself beating them up. Which is what I thought he did.
 
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