02/27 - Phil Phights Back - Phil gets photographed and phrightened and conphiscates a phone.

[ON 190]

Taters shouldn't be worried about people attacking him. After all, his odor will repel anyone from trying to get close.

Maybe that's why the middle was safest: maximum stench dispersal.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Taters shouldn't be worried about people attacking him. After all, his odor will repel anyone from trying to get close.

Well you'd think so, but the way Phil (as with all other grotesque trannies) tells it, he is irresistible to all men and is constantly being raped

 

[MY 405]

phil would be attacked relentlessly by bottle kids
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tLMbu8y8xAE

Corey and Trevor could kick Phil's ass, plus they ALREADY have Potato Cannons! Dude, The Motel could kick his ass. (You're how I found the show, btw, bless you.) watch out for Bottle Kids.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's not sperging if it's information you have legit reason to know.

Plus while we all know Phil is ignorant, I always find it entertaining to hear exactly how ignorant.

 

[The Dude]

I'll take "A Big Load of Bullshit That Never Happened" for $1000, Alex.

 

[Jaimas]

Well you'd think so, but the way Phil (as with all other grotesque trannies) tells it, he is irresistible to all men and is constantly being raped

I think I speak for the entire human race when I say Phil is a grotesque creature of flesh and lard, and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Ravenor]

I think I speak for the entire human race when I say Phil is a grotesque creature of flesh and lard, and I would not have sex with him.

With the level of detail I know about him I'm starting to consider the very real possibility he's some weird new sub-species or a very poorly constructed alien experiment they forgot to recall.

 

[Deadpool]

With the level of detail I know about him I'm starting to consider the very real possibility he's some weird new sub-species or a very poorly constructed alien experiment they forgot to recall.

What could we have possibly done to piss off an alien race so badly they'd unleash Phil on us?

 

[nekotlc]

Maybe it was the Roswell UFO incident? Perhaps our government sent Phil to avenge the death of one of their own.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

very real possibility he's some weird new sub-species or a very poorly constructed alien experiment

If this were England in 1617, they might think that Phil was born of intercourse with a devil.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If this were England in 1617, they might think that Phil was born of intercourse with a devil.

If this was Sparta, Phil would have been chucked off a cliff as an infant.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

If this were England in 1617, they might think that Phil was born of intercourse with a devil.

No, he'd probably be the village idiot.

 

[Ravenor]

No, he'd probably be the village idiot.

There is enough of him and his idiocy to go around so he would have been able to be the idiot for several villages.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

What could we have possibly done to piss off an alien race so badly they'd unleash Phil on us?

Moon rocks.

 

[Ravenor]

Moon rocks.

Nha they are a little bit weirder than that, I mean just look what happened on Eros....

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Nha they are a little bit weirder than that, I mean just look what happened on Eros....

Don't blame the Protomolecule for Phil.

 

[Ravenor]

Don't blame the Protomolecule for Phil.

Look what else could explain him better, bad genetics or interference with organic matter at a molecular level?

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Look what else could explain him better, bad genetics or interference with organic matter at a molecular level?

Where's a Martian in power armor when you need one....

 

[Ravenor]

Where's a Martian in power armor when you need one....

To be fair an OPA agent could take care of Phil with by chasing after him with a block of low fat cheese.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

To be fair an OPA agent could take care of Phil with by chasing after him with a block of low fat cheese.

Pfft. Cheese in the Belt? We could have him spaced for a wheel of Gouda.