💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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A Very Big Fish said:
Those glasses look like Aviators but without tinted glass. Why the fuck would you wear these?

I literally have no fashion sense, and this looks terrible.

It's over Kiwisisters 😔
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It looks like a bad rave outfit, the glasses remind me of the time that Soulja Boy wrote his own name on his in dried se-, er, I mean, Elmer's glue.

As far as recording his music goes, I bet his parents hear him through the bedroom door and have no idea how to handle it. I can barely understand him.
Admiral Throbnelius said:
I ran Joshua's shitty lyrics through Suno. This is a huge improvement over the dogshit he produced:
#DropKiwiFarms.mp3
For one thing, it's an actual song now. :story:
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I write songs with Suno occasionally as a rapid prototyping method, I can't post here as it would identify me outside this site but that is pretty damn good.
DickMain said:
Raper, more like.
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You can't spell "rape" without "rap."

After all, Tekashi 6ix9ine and our good friend P. Diddler are sex pests as well.

The latter is getting a Bad Boy Family of his own in the showers soon
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
As much as we all say nigger and faggot and tell each other to kill themselves, Alex Hogendorp saying he wants to assassinate the president is actually illegal. If the words were easier to understand he could definitely get put on a list and not allowed into America. Maybe even get in trouble in Canada too
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Tbh, that's what happened to Danderson. He threatened Government officials with bomb threats and look where he is now. If Alex continues he can have his own Prison Arc!
 
SatansBoot said:
Tbh, that's what happened to Danderson. He threatened Government officials with bomb threats and look where he is now. If Alex continues he can have his own Prison Arc!
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If you can't lose your virginity out here, you can do it the Bad Luck Brian way.

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Please fucking kill me said:
I kill ( unintelligible )
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lol. lmao. even.
Can't even say my fucking username out loud because I made you soil your underwear for drawing alone. Even that unintelligible user, you can't even pronounce their name normally. What a nigger.
 
Admiral Throbnelius said:
I think the two people that came out as unintelligible in the lyrics were @rel=alternate and Crimson Fucker from Onion Farms. That's what I put into Suno.
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Fair enough. Alex seething at OF is the equivalent of him crying for putting peeled onions close to his eyes while having no fucking idea how to dice and slice one, or how to cook. That's how mentally retarded he was.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Fair enough. Alex seething at OF is the equivalent of him crying for putting peeled onions close to his eyes while having no fucking idea how to dice and slice one, or how to cook. That's how mentally retarded he was.
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I seethe at OF as well because none of the girls I donate to ever want to meet me in person.

They just keep messaging me and taking my money.
 
I had a few song generations left on Suno and did not get any generated that I felt were exceptional or any thing.

I figure I may as well spoiler them here at least.

:nitenite:
One or more of these may be cringe; I blame the AI lyric generation if they are. :smug:
alex_hogendorp_is_a_nigger_1.mp3

alex_hogendorp_is_a_nigger_3.mp3 SAAAR

alex_hogendorp_is_a_nigger_2.mp3
 
AnOminous said:
Why does every cow do this over and over again and expect anyone to believe them the next time they tell this lie?
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This is the one, I can feel it.

So we're in late night chat right now and some folks said they had seen Alex pop up in Keno Casino chats. Did that ever get caught, and was there any retarded behavior going on by him? I figured if he were there and hadn't yet blown his lid then he would've flown under the radar.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
I think the two people that came out as unintelligible in the lyrics were @rel=alternate and Crimson Fucker from Onion Farms. That's what I put into Suno.
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Well spotted. I can hear it now indeed. Sounds like he calls me rel alternative, which is what he's been referring to me as on several occasions.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He speaks 50 different languages. I don't know if you knew that. Pretty impressive if you consider he can't read.
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If he’s a polyglot, he should recite the entire Qu’ran and put his faith to Allah and Mohammed. So that he would be Allah’s chosen prophet.

From now on, Allah will name him Prophet Ahmed Hamoudi Habibi and he will get Princess Jasmine in his hands.
 
NaggotFigger said:
If he’s a polyglot, he should recite the entire Qu’ran and put his faith to Allah and Mohammed. So that he would be Allah’s chosen prophet.

From now on, Allah will name him Prophet Ahmed Hamoudi Habibi and he will get Princess Jasmine in his hands.
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I as a true and honest sandnigger hereby forbid Alex from attempting to speak arabic. For his own safety really. Trying to read the Qu'ran and butchering the words could lead to consequences more severe than any grammar nazi could impose.
 
Small update

Yesterday, Alex has been featured on the front page of Onion Farms.
FireShot Capture 306 - Onionfarms - [www.onionfarms.com].png
Congratulations, Alex. It's a great achievement to get featured on both sites.
 
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