💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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I'm awaiting the "Alex's sister disowns him because his reputation ruined her opportunity at a government job" arc.
 
New diss track. I would be very upset right now if I could understand it.
[Volume warning]

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I'm your best fucking rapper of all time and Joshua Conner Moon and Kenneth Erwin Englehart are both fucking each other in bed, because they're extreme fucking faggots, you know? They both like to fuck their own mouths, okay? Kiwi Farms needs to be genocided. I kill Sperg Spectating, I kill PaperRoads, I kill Toji Suzuhara, I kill AnOminous, I kill rei Alternative, I kill Flaming_Barghast, I kill every single motherfucking faggot of KiwiFarm's who bully me because I'm the best fucking rapper of all time. And of course I kill... CrimsonFucker, I kill Bear Hammer, I kill Ikol, I kill Nameless One, I kill every single one of the motherfuckers on KiwiFarm's and OnionFarm's okay? Axiom needs to Surrenderer, also killing two. I'm gonna kill the people at Kiwi Farms and Onion Farms, I'm gonna steam them alive, I'm gonna behead them, I'm gonna fucking murder them and I'm gonna fucking drain their blood out. I'm gonna bomb their house and every single one of these motherfuckers out there. I'm gonna throw toilets at them. Joshua Connor Moon is a pedophile and so is a bunch of people at Onion Farms and Kiwi Farms that hate on me. We kill and murder fucking pedophiles because pedophiles fucking suck. Pedophiles need to fucking die. Every one of these people who are asking are fucking pedophiles and they need to fucking be murdered all the fucking time. I do chemical attacks on fucking kiwi farms and other shit like that. I DDoS kiwi farms, DDoS onion farms and other faggot sites like this. I cut off their dicks, I turn their assholes inside out and stuff like that. I shove fireworks up their own assholes. I put them in the gulags because communism rules, motherfucker, fuck all the fascists, okay? Fascists need to fucking die, hey, I'll tell you what it means to- He needs real legacy white survivor, fuck Adolf Hitler, and fuck Donald Trump, and fuck Elon Musk and all that stuff like that. You're gonna assassinate President Donald Trump. You cannot take a look at it, he invoices his TV programs by the way. So all you motherfucking haters out there, need this writer to be the greatest rapper of all time, Johnny 420, and also Debbie fucking Caron, okay? I killed 6ix9ine and a bunch of other motherfuckers out there. Because yeah, I'm the best fucking rapper of all time, because I'm the best fucking rapper of all time, Kiwi Farms is gonna be shut down. And people who access Kiwi Farms are gonna be arrested and executed and murdered. Joshua Connor Moon is gonna be executed, but the whole entire world is gonna see the executions gonna be televised, throughout the whole fucking world. It's gonna be like the hanging of Saddam Hussein. And I'm gonna fucking kill Putin too, because fuck Putin alright, fuck the Russians, fuck him, fuck every single fascist out there, because I'm the best fucking rapper of all time, because I'm the best fucking rapper of all time, because I'm the best fucking rapper of all time, and don't fuck with me you motherfuckers.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
New diss track. I would be very upset right now if I could understand it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I0Ac-aIRSzk
#DropKiwiFarms.mp4
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Calling that a "diss track" is an insult to music.
Also, where are his musical skills? He's uploaded many "songs", yet every one is just... not very good, to put it lightly.
(I opened the archive in a new tab and after it loaded I nearly had a heart attack. He doesn't even know how to tune audio so it won't burst someone's eardrums! What a joke of a "musician".)
 
Arrival said:
Calling that a "diss track" is an insult to music.
Also, where are his musical skills? He's uploaded many "songs", yet every one is just... not very good, to put it lightly.
(I opened the archive in a new tab and after it loaded I nearly had a heart attack. He doesn't even know how to tune audio so it won't burst someone's eardrums! What a joke of a "musician".)
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Sorry, should have put a volume warning. I'll fix that.

Also, is that suppose to be an insulting edit of Nool? He should have picked something funnier.
 
Still living rent free in your head are we little Lexxy?

I'm the best fucking rapper of all time and Joshua Conner Moon and Kenneth. Probably already are both fucking each other in bed. Because they're extreme fuckin faggots you know?

They both like to formally announce it okay. Kiwi farms needs to be genocided.
I kill Sperg spectating,
I kill Paper roads,
I kill Toji Suzuhara,
I kill Aominous.
I kill ( unintelligible )
I kill flaming barghast.
I kill every single mother fucking faggot on kiwi farms who bullied me. Because I'm the best fucking rapper of all time.

And of course I kill (idk)
I kill bear hammer
I kill IKOL
I kill nameless one
I kill every single one of the mother fuckers on kiwi farms and Onion farms okay.
Axiom needs to surrender or else I'll kill him too.
How am I going to kill the people of Kiwi farms and Onion farms? I'm going to skin them alive.

I'm gonna behead them, I'm going to fucking murder them and I'm gonna fucking drain their blood out. I'm gonna bomb their house of every single one of these mother fuckers out there. I'm gonna form toilets of them.

Joshua Conner Moon is a pedophile and so is a bunch of people on Onion farms and Kiwi farms who hate on me. We kill mother fucking pedophiles cause pedophiles fucking suck pedophiles need to fucking die. Everyone of these people who harass me are fucking pedophiles underneath they're boutta be fucking murdered all the time. I do chemical attacks on fucking Kiwi farms and other shit like that. Ddos Kiwi farms, ddos Onion farms, and all other faggot sites like this.

I cut off their dicks and turn their assholes inside out. Stuff like that. I shove fireworks up their own assholes. I put them in the gulags because Communism rules mother fuckers okay fuck all the fascists need to fucking die.

Adolf Hitler needs to... Needs to have no legacy whatsoever fuck Adolf Hitler and fuck Donald Trump and fuck Elon Musk and other stuff like that. I'm gonna assassinate president Donald Trump. He cannot take over Canada. Elon Musk uses Kiwi farms by the way.

So all these mother fucking haters out there need to surrender to me, the greatest rapper of all time. Johnny4twenty or else you're gonna be fucking killed okay? Killed 69 and a bunch of other mother fuckers out there. Because yeah I'm the best fucking rapper of all time because I'm the best fucking rapper of all time Kiwi farms is gonna be shut down.

And people who access Kiwi farms are gonna be arrested and executed. Murdered. Joshua Conner Moon is going to be executed the whole entire world is going to see the execution it's going to be televised for the whole fucking world. It's gonna be like the hanging of Saddam Hussein. And I'm gonna fucking kill Putin too because fuck Putin alright? Fuck the Russian Kremlin, fuck every single fascists out there cause I'm the best mother fucking rapper of all time
I'm the best mother fucking rapper of all time
I'm the best mother fucking rapper of all time
And don't fuck with me you mother fuckers!

Aw whoops, rate me late I took too long listening to this shit.
 
As much as we all say nigger and faggot and tell each other to kill themselves, Alex Hogendorp saying he wants to assassinate the president is actually illegal. If the words were easier to understand he could definitely get put on a list and not allowed into America. Maybe even get in trouble in Canada too
 
Bay Kemal said:
So uh how many hours did his retirement last
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This is 3 days old. It just wasnt posted.
 
Well, Joshua isn't just the worst hacker in the world, he's also the worst rapper in the world.

No fucking effort was made to even have anything remotely resembling flow. He's just putting his schizobabble over a beat.

I bet if you put his lyrics in Suno you'd get a better result.
 
I ran Joshua's shitty lyrics through Suno. This is a huge improvement over the dogshit he produced:

For one thing, it's an actual song now. :story:
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
I ran Joshua's shitty lyrics through Suno. This is a huge improvement over the dogshit he produced:
#DropKiwiFarms.mp3
For one thing, it's an actual song now. :story:
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Jesus tits, Suno makes that shitty word salad sound pretty goddamn hardcore.

If I was Alex I'd steal this immediately and put THAT on the YouTubes instead. It actually flows like fire now!
 
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