In this scenario are the only options fucking her, fucking Patrick, or dying in a car fire? Because even after a few Long Island Iced Teas I refuse to believe you'd be a willing participant. Yeah yeah, "beauty in the eye of the beholder" and all that but come on, man!
Patrick won. The forums are down for good. Jannys are crying. BDBM is in a psych ward. Shits all fucked up.
So he's basically a white jeet. (Fuck me @TerminalTryHard beat me to it.)
Neither of these tards seem to realize if you go to a tourist trap you pay tourist prices. You're literally paying to have a couple beers in a piece of history. This isn't where locals go.
Fatrick couldn't embody the many races that Seagal does.
please tell me this is a shoop of him holding something more manly, like a big fat gay penis in his hand
Framed by two beer bellies, incredible.
That's because he looks like Jared from Subway back in the day and he wasn't into large penises, unlike Patrick today.
A homosexual school shooter, perhaps.
You can hear it too, right? In his mama raven chi(l)ding voice?
Oh no. Squeal Team Six is here. I bet there's a water ballon filled with paint just outside the frame. Do have fun.
Somehow, that man is thinner than Jennifer.Fatrick describes how he would instantly disarm a man with a gun
Oh no, did the Mango Orchards fire bomb another totally real and existing lawyer?
Do lefties call Jews Nazis to give normal people aneurisms? They are so massively stupid.
What gun is that? The stock looks dysgenic.MAGA are quaking in their boots.
Rare Pat W?Also, lmao
