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Didn’t she say a while back they they all have their own rooms? Maybe the “give up your bed thing” was more accurately phrased as, “My mom is coming to help me pack. Could you please sleep in Jackson or Sam’s room so she has a place to sleep with a door in this hellhouse? Your room is the only room in the house not ENTIRELY shellacked in dried cum like the world’s most disgusting wainscoting and I’d really love to not traumatize my poor mother any further.”

If I were Daniel, I put my mom up in a hotel at this point because I couldn’t bear the shame. But the rest of his decisions pretty much confirm that he biologically cannot experience shame. His poor mother.

I am wheezing at “divorce groceries.” Like Daniel just went in the pantry and fridge and emptied it all out for himself. I’m gonna start calling dispensaries “divorce grocery stores,” from now on.
 
blue gopher snakes said:
I am wheezing at “divorce groceries.” Like Daniel just went in the pantry and fridge and emptied it all out for himself. I’m gonna start calling dispensaries “divorce grocery stores,” from now on.
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"Can you buy me and my husband and my boyfriend and our pet troon divorce groceries?"

I'd buy her a box of buckshot if I thought she'd use it properly.
 
I guess they're now so poor she can't afford the psych co-pay. Sucks to suck. Do they seriously not have like an emergency credit card?

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Such adult. Much mature. Wow.

Guess the begging is going really well, because

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The only medicine that might fix her is a really, really large dose of pentobarbital in Minecraft.

If Jack has a job, they can get a (hugely high interest, predatory) payday loan to get them through this moment of extremely poor planning.
 
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Oh yeah, wasn't Daniel the one paying Becky's medical bills? I guess he's done with that.
 
Daniel finalizing the fake divorce from their fake marriage has left Becky so relieved she can FINALLY smile. It's been so trying having someone pay for all your expenses and home while suggesting maybe you contribute.

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That's not a new puppy, right? I just noticed the nose/paw size and got nervous.

Adding: not a new puppy. Phew. Photo from Daniel's Bluesky from the other night's walk
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The dog does look like they're actively struggling to get away from Becky, though.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Daniel finalizing the fake divorce from their fake marriage has left Becky so relieved she can FINALLY smile. It's been so trying having someone pay for all your expenses and home while suggesting maybe you contribute.

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That's not a new puppy, right? I just noticed the nose/paw size and got nervous.
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Why not a new puppy? All this creature knows how to do is throw enough emotional bullshit at a problem until it is so thoroughly buried and she's so completely stoned that it can't possibly bother her on her lofty perch of being a perfect Jew, a perfect Cuban, a perfect wife to three men, a perfect community girlfriend and I guess a perfect mom when 0 of the 3 dads or whatever random staying in their house can be bothered to care for the child.
Why resolve anything? Why be an adult? Why stabilize yourself or provide stability for your prop child? JUST THROW MORE SHIT AT IT UNTIL IT GOES AWAY.
I mean, in all fairness, its worked so far. She's not dead, homeless or starving.
 
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Oh yeah, wasn't Daniel the one paying Becky's medical bills? I guess he's done with that.
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I would hazard a guess that he gets health insurance from his job that, in proper California style, will cover a domestic partner. And if they're no longer domestically partnered...

(usual caveat that this could easily be Becky just making up some bullshit)
 
Wargarbl said:
"Can you buy me and my husband and my boyfriend and our pet troon divorce groceries?"

I'd buy her a box of buckshot if I thought she'd use it properly.
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You'd get to see JUST THE CUTEST picture of Hannah chewing on the corner of the box of shells.
 
The Judean People's Front said:
I guess they're now so poor she can't afford the psych co-pay. Sucks to suck. Do they seriously not have like an emergency credit card?

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Such adult. Much mature. Wow.

Guess the begging is going really well, because

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The only medicine that might fix her is a really, really large dose of pentobarbital in Minecraft.

If Jack has a job, they can get a (hugely high interest, predatory) payday loan to get them through this moment of extremely poor planning.
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I feel like she might have actually had some luck on this if she *hadnt* spent the last... ever, but specifically the last month or so constantly ramping this up.
Even the online asspatters will be getting tired of the constantly rolling dramatics and see this less of a one time thing that actually helps someone out of a pinch, and for the endless begging and enabling of retardation that it is.
She probably thought she was prepping the landing for it with all her bitching but I get the feeling it's backfired.
The cucks are increasingly through with it and so are the bluesky asspat merchants. Oy!
 
AfghanBlue said:
I feel like she might have actually had some luck on this if she *hadnt* spent the last... ever, but specifically the last month or so constantly ramping this up.
Even the online asspatters will be getting tired of the constantly rolling dramatics and see this less of a one time thing that actually helps someone out of a pinch, and for the endless begging and enabling of retardation that it is.
She probably thought she was prepping the landing for it with all her bitching but I get the feeling it's backfired.
The cucks are increasingly through with it and so are the bluesky asspat merchants. Oy!
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There comes a point where helping someone with money feels like just emptying your wallet into a hole in the ground. Becky is well past that point, since she ebegs on a weekly basis. It's astonishing she hasn't developed any kind of shame about it, but I guess she's always been so spoiled that she just expects other people to cater to her every whim without any second thoughts.
 
In honor of Becky's first real, actual smile in a long time...
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I give you: the gallery of Becky fake smiling as a performance.

Six days ago, pretending to smile at her daughter:

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Three weeks ago, pretending to smile seductively:

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More pretending to smile while playing with her daughter:

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Pretending to smile while holding a bong:

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More fake smiles at Hannah, including faking smiles on her birthday!


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Faking the "greatest moment of [her] life so far."

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More faking:

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Sure is crazy how all that "we're so happy, poly is a very healthy relationship style and a great decision, my partners make me so joyful and fulfilled" was all a lie! Why the pro-poly propaganda, Becky, when you're actually totally sad and miserable?

Becky will retcon her behavior so hard when she talks to Hannah about any given period of her childhood. "Oh, all those smiles and those times I said I was happy, it was just because of the horrible abuse I was suffering. Any time you thought I was smiling because of something you did was just me putting on a happy face because I was scared about what would happen if I didn't."

Also wanted to bring up this post, given what the likely trajectory from here will be. There's already a "divorce" on the table, and there's no money for medical appointments or good weed and that mortgage won't pay itself, so the rest isn't far behind. Except the Lego stepping, because we all know that even once Hannah is plenty old for Legos, all the Lego sets in the house will belong to the grownups.

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It's bleak how even in these pictures you can see that the baby isn't bonded, let alone primarily bonded, with Becky.
Every picture she is either turned away, or looks uncomfortable and uneasy in the few ones she's looking at Becky shes primarily looking towards somebody else, certainly in the ones where she's smiling.
That's what happens when you just chose not to breastfeed for the craic I suppose, and then aren't even the one who primarily bottle feeds.
I just pray she's got a really solid bond with one of the adults. It sounds like, because the bio father was working, it's gonna be the random unrelated cuck. Which is shit because he's probably (despite the bullshit birth certificate) not gonna be the one who gets custody in a split, because he's the one staying with Becky and Becky won't. Not that he should anyway, he's literally just some man. It's just so sad that little flathead doesn't have that one strong bond, so fundamentally important,to the mother.
Or probably anyone Tbh. If she wasn't ignored on her back all the time THEN SHE WOUDLNT HAVE A FUCKING FLAT HEAD WOULD SHE.

Roll on grossmutter.
 
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That's what happens when you just chose not to breastfeed for the craic I suppose, and then aren't even the one who primarily bottle feeds.
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Won't PL, but I can assure that even babies who weren't breastfed and whose primary caretaker is dad will be highly affectionate toward a mother who shows them normal love and affection (and not just when the cameras are on). Moms in that situation often worry a lot, and of course, they're usually off to a job supporting the kid...which Becky hasn't been, even long before she gave birth.

Any attempt Becky makes at any point to blame their lack of bonding on insufficient milk supply or the cucks doing the babysitting is just a lie. She left that kid flat on her back for many, many hours to make that noggin, totally unemployed time where she literally had nothing better to do than pick up her infant.

It would be really interesting to know exactly what childcare duties she has done, ever. She seems to literally have kept Hannah from eating solid food because it was easier to chuck a bottle at her in a stroller/playpen/whatever than to feed her a puree or let her eat finger foods. So messy! So time-consuming!

That's mommy's special bong time, Hannah, and you'd do well to ask mommy for a Pop-Tart drawer like Cecily Kellogg's daughter used to get breakfast from as a preschooler. At least then you'll get something for breakfast other than a "go away, I'm resting."
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
Won't PL, but I can assure that even babies who weren't breastfed and whose primary caretaker is dad will be highly affectionate toward a mother who shows them normal love and affection (and not just when the cameras are on). Moms in that situation often worry a lot, and of course, they're usually off to a job supporting the kid...which Becky hasn't been, even long before she gave birth.

Any attempt Becky makes at any point to blame their lack of bonding on insufficient milk supply or the cucks doing the babysitting is just a lie. She left that kid flat on her back for many, many hours to make that noggin, totally unemployed time where she literally had nothing better to do than pick up her infant.

It would be really interesting to know exactly what childcare duties she has done, ever. She seems to literally have kept Hannah from eating solid food because it was easier to chuck a bottle at her in a stroller/playpen/whatever than to feed her a puree or let her eat finger foods. So messy! So time-consuming!

That's mommy's special bong time, Hannah, and you'd do well to ask mommy for a Pop-Tart drawer like Cecily Kellogg's daughter used to get breakfast from as a preschooler. At least then you'll get something for breakfast other than a "go away, I'm resting."
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Yeah, that's it.
Obviously most women want to breastfeed now, and are often really fucked up about not being able to, but then some don't want to for whatever reason, but they still obviously love and and interact normally with their kid, and the family unit of them and the dad is solid.
Becky looks like a wheeled in relative who isn't around much and like, has problems. Like she woudlnt be asked ever to babysit if she was an aunt. There's a distance there. Let her take a nice picture with the baby. But then get the baby back to the person who comforts her when she's crying.

Whoever the primary caretaker is though, they clearly aren't into it enough, hence flathead.
Which kinda makes sense if that person is the nonrelated random cuck, because the bio parents are Becky and Wageslave.

It's bleak. It's all so bleak. I mean I get it.
It must be very difficult to take full care of a baby that isn't yours, as a man. With two other of the babies actual parents in the house. I can get why you'd catch some sleep and hope that someone else would get the baby up off its back.
Hope. Hope wrong.
 
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She seems to literally have kept Hannah from eating solid food because it was easier to chuck a bottle at her in a stroller/playpen/whatever than to feed her a puree or let her eat finger foods. So messy! So time-consuming!
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I'm not saying we did this, but after we all pointed out how egregious Hah-nuh on her back with a bottle in a dog bed was, we got this photo six days ago. I think we missed it - she posted it as a reply to someone under the TDOV picture.
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Kid is clothed, upright, and appears to be eating crackers or something. Table and chair set looks brand new.
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Nice roach spray in toddler reach.
 
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