Anus, since you 100% read this thread, here’s some current thoughts on the last few months. You could have gotten soooo many likes making an anti-Trump/musk sign and being part of the protest in Seattle. You could have made sure people were hydrated in person. Missed opportunity to show how much you care, how much of a boss babe you are and stand strong with your Seattle community that you claim to love so much. It’s so lazy to profit off trump bad but not show up to a protest. But, you’re beyond lazy. If you have the money to be lazy that’s fine, that’s the American dream for some people. just don’t act like you’re an entrepreneur, philanthropist, freak athlete and activist while being a lazy ass. No one on the internet realistically expects you to get off your phone and ass unless you’re going to take a shitty selfie trying to look 22 (and failing) by abusing facetune, getting shitty greasy looking bangs, taking pics of your shitty food while posting about how happy you are while believing cooking a meal and cleaning means you’re a healthy adult, or to travel to LA to get shitty tattoos that you label as a business trip. You’re so dumb and lazy you nor your husband with a vagina will even try to promote your boxing event.
CC3 is so bad your own fighters are exposing you for being manipulative in how you got them to fight or straight up laughing about how the event might bomb this year and how bad you guys managed the money of the last one because they have so little respect for you. You’ve both embarrassed yourself chasing rich whores to try to save your event. Your no balls husband quietly scrapped the docu-series to promote the event, you guys won’t announce the sweepstakes, you won’t promote the actual charity fundraiser and I’m sure those in person charity streams are over. Even you have to realize only raising 15k with the whole crew there and most of the donos being from your creator acquaintances, fighters on the current and past card and anonymous $100 donors is too costly to go to LA, set it up, pay Arin Hanson and provide food and alcohol to ensure anyone shows up because no one is hanging out with you guys without a party on your dime. You also don’t get to claim you weren’t able to promote because every time you tried people made fun of you. If you knew that being made fun of or people asking questions/bringing up charity fraud concerns was very likely to happen and that would prevent you both from promoting your own event, you shouldn’t have done the event. Your own fighters are too embarrassed to even talk about this event besides that pathetic Jaggo guy who begged to be in it. Even Jaelaray has stopped talking about it the last few weeks besides a retweet because every time she posts defending the event she gets dragged in the comments with photos of her on the red carpet partying on charity money.
If your roster is getting paid and they’re too ashamed to publicly talk about it and you don’t have the spine to tell them to do it, you failed. Im sure Ian’s video of him and some fags from the card in the hills of LA working out and “sparring”will be absolutely riveting. More people would have paid to see a desert fight between Ian and Froggy Fresh, a literal manlet who challenged Ian to fight for free, than this entire card as it is. That would cut out basically all costs. Ian called ricegum a pussy for ducking him but Ian is ducking someone a foot shorter when there is a more relevant grudge between those two now than Ian and Rice in 2022 when the content cop on Rice was dropped in 2017. Rice originally proposed the boxing idea when the beef was relevant and your gimp admitted he ducked because he was scared.
You remind me of a little girl in her mom’s oversized heels carrying a briefcase, putting on lipstick badly pretending to go to work whenever you talk about business trips except it’s cringe to the maximum. Everyone knows you do absolutely nothing when it comes to this event, work or ideas. Your contribution to CC2 was parties, letting creators come for free and putting zodiac signs in fighter profiles instead of something like reach.
You’re too lazy to even try at onlyfans. There are whores way uglier than you on there trying and making more money and they didn’t even have the help of a famous boyfriend/husband to launch them. You aren’t good at anything besides entertaining us which doesn’t help because no one here will ever help you financially. You exist only to entertain people who hate watch you now. You could have went the Marzia route and just stayed out of Ian’s career and maybe made some silly clothes but nope, you had to try to be just as famous as him when you never had it. You were never going to be a power couple because you got together at about the peak of Ian’s popularity and you already had a cringe past with cringe drama and were known for social climbing and talking about all the edgelord creators you wanted to have sex with. We all know Joji was number one, Leafy was two and Ian was three. You probably weren’t even attracted to Ian beyond his fame since you talked about how gross he was and had his contact saved as “idubbbz” with a police emoji. I would totally feel loved and not used if my sweetie girlfriend was showing off sexts she was sending me to her stream with my stage name saved as the contact. Having pajeeets and kids watch you in 2015/2016 because you wore two push up bras and had almost no competition on twitch was never success. You weren’t trolling and it wasn’t some big brain social experiment. You were just a below average titty streamer with an extremely obnoxious voice. Titty streaming quickly fell off then people only watched for Ian and you got butthurt. People only subbed to your OF in the beginning because of Ian and morbid curiosity. No Ian = no success at all, even when you looked okay in 2020. Also, with no Ian, you never would have been able to get your fake boobs so you would have had even less of an audience on OF if you tried without being idubbbz girlfriend because that’s all the pajeets and coomers were looking at. You’re as asexual as they come and even if you weren’t your face is average looking in a sea of very attractive women on OF that also have sexuality.
so, Ian is the only reason your OF ever made any money at all. You wanting to do OF was the beginning of the end of his career for you to just abandon it like everything else because people got bored of you there like they get bored of you everywhere else.
Ethan Klein is a whiny faggot but you’re so fucking dumb you can’t cross Hasan and take the easiest dub ever by cutting off your faggy ex editor and saying the Kleins house is clean, they take care of their kids and getting their children involved in internet drama is crossing a boundary. I don’t know how delusional you have to be to think Hasan will ever help you like the Kleins did. So stupid you don’t realize most of your gay “fans” showed most of them were there because the Kleins kept platforming, promoting and defending you. How stupid did you feel when Hasan came out days later after your terrible podcast and personally condemned anyone calling CPS on the Kleins and that their kids and pets should be left out of it?
People who are still hanging around will also get bored of your blatant lies like dead lifting over twice your body weight because it’s so childish for your age. The cellulite in your thighs and your skinny-fat body shape speaks for itself. Plus, if you could do it there would be a million videos of it. If you even went to the gym or ran you would post a selfie every time you did it because you have to prove the haters wrong even though you lie and say you don’t read twitter comments but at least weekly you’re trying to own someone criticizing you. Once again, your physique would be fine if you didn’t constantly lie about how athletic you are, lie about your fitness routine (or lack thereof) and say any weight gain is water weight from stress. There’s nothing wrong with not being fit. You’re not fat but you’re not an athlete and have the body of a 32 year old woman who is just normal. You lie so much because you’re boring and have absolutely no talents or skills so you have to LARP as everything that is cool and acceptable amongst leftists. I’ve said this before, but at best you are a basic bitch in terms of looks, intelligence and personality. Since you’re a narcissist BPD basic bitch, you’re a monster in terms of ruining everything others have worked hard for. Everything you touch fails.
I would confidently assume that if Ian ever tried to leave you, and maybe he did in the past, you would remind him of past experiences and how you could frame them as sexual assault at most and extreme emotional abuse at the very least. You probably have a ton of texts and videos saved in case he ever even thought of leaving. It was probably your psycho mom’s idea to get him into therapy and medicated to gaslight him into thinking he’s the abuser, he ruined your “career” and he’s caused you so much trauma. Now he’s neutered and doesn’t even think of leaving you because it’d never be worth dealing with rape or abuse accusations. Just look what Abelina Sabrina was able to do to Gus Johnson’s career and all the sponsors and friends he lost.. and he was just kind of a shitty boyfriend (that Sabrina wanted to get back with but he said no then she dropped an expose on him). It would be that x1000 since you have already revealed Ian used to smash and throw stuff in anger, accused him of making you continue OF when you wanted to stop and said that his fans ruined your streaming career. In an old interview before CC1, Ian was asked why he wanted to fight and he said he wanted to get out the aggression and anger he had from the backlash over your OF. So it seems like he either objected originally knowing deep down it would hurt his career and obviously not liking it since you literally can’t even bring up the fact you do OF, but maybe he told you you needed to stick it out since you insisted on doing it and already decided to make him the butt of cuck jokes forever?
The facetune is embarrassing. You’re such a try hard. You’re never going to be as pretty as the girls you’re jealously watching on Twitter or TikTok. If you just put on makeup, grew you hair out, left it it’s natural color and dressed according to your age you’d get rid of a lot of people making fun of your appearance. Absolutely everyone can tell your photos are edited with facetune or filtered to death. Even your podcast has a filter on it. If you posted a natural selfie with just makeup and dressed normally you’d probably get more likes.
Wrapping up my MATI essay and circling back to my original theme, I know your schedule must have been SO busy today. Maybe some love is blind, 90 day fiancé, TikTok. If you’re tired of only getting 60-180 likes, organize a protest since you’re such an intelligent businesswoman and you’ll get so many likes. Prove the haters wrong that you aren’t a lazy, incapable cow and you can accomplish something besides tweeting or sitting your “water retaining” ass down once every few weeks now to talk about yourself for an hour and a half. You literally have nothing in your way. You have a platform, stand on what you believe. Hasan goes to protests, get to work!
BUT, as I keep repeating you are so predictable. You won’t do anything that helps. Your “career” is nonexistent. It will be slightly entertaining to pirate CC3 but after that you have nothing. You’re only doing CC3 out of spite to own the haters which is crazy.
You lost another 100 followers. People are bored with the pics of depressing food, tattoos and seeing your joyless, dark home in the background. You managed to make a pretty decently upgraded house look as depressing as the inside of your head. To get some exercise and real serotonin cranking, maybe clean all the dog shit out of your backyard since one of you admitted you guys never clean the backyard and your dogs track in shit. That’s disgusting and I feel bad for your dogs because you’re both so nasty and lazy. Your neighbors probably hate you for the smell too.
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