💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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BallsMcLongDong said:
I'm in the same boat. When I first joined the Farms, I used the stickers to gauge whether a post was far off base or not. Something like "Jeets are indispensable to our modern Internet." getting nothing but wrong stickers would inform me I was way too off base and cause me to look more into my position. I understood it as a "I'm too fucking lazy to type something but you're wrong or right about this."
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I think Null should consider leaning into this concept with the exclusion of stickers on the eventual forum rewrite. Maybe an incremental rating system but dressed up into 'disagree' and 'agree' in varying degrees so retards don't get (as) mad at it. And make it so you can't reply to a post you've given consensus to without removing your consensus, and can't put your consensus on a post you have already replied to. Relegate it fully to its role as a non intrusive way to give simple feedback to a post that doesn't warrant a full reply. All of the user's ratings combined are averaged to an overall bar below the post, replacing stickers' location. And clicking on it shows the individual consensuses given by the different users, like how the stickers work now. And for the love of God get rid of anything even remotely resembling internet points like reaction score.
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Avoiding colors like red or green is probably best to prevent making retards interpret it like reddit upvotes. And if you wanted to, you could flip the sides so agree is on the left and disagree on the right, to try and lessen the subconscious associations of "good and bad".
 
Lidl Drip said:
Y'all niggas can't behave around women. Josh can't even mention a woman existing without at least 10 retards in chat spamming "omg you should ask her out!!!" any time Josh replies to Slatz on Twitter there's comments of people TO HER saying "Please marry Josh! He is so desperate!". He said before that he hates the shipping of him with random e-girls so I can understand why he doesn't want to do interviews like that.
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When are you inviting us to your wedding with Jersh? And will there be kiwi punch to drink and loads of pizza to eat?
 
Smithfield Ham said:
I laughed at this as a kid. I thought it was hilarious that a bunch of grown men were obsessed with getting validation from fucking banana stickers, and now it's literally every single person on the internet, including me and you.
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Obviously we're all fucking apes at the end of the day and our brain will trigger a response from worthless asspats and derision in the form of stickers, updoots, etc. But there are degrees to it.
Smithfield Ham said:
A post of mine got a couple of negative reactions and I actually felt bad about it, and got kinda frustrated and wondered if I should make another post, but then I a good positive/negative reaction on the post and felt better. -- and then it hit me like a brick: "You're worried about stickers on KiwiFarms, Not just the individual fucking stickers but the mathematical ratio of them."
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This is an unhealthily autistic reaction to stickers and is only one step away from not being able to sleep at night over getting negrated.
 
Jobama said:
So who on Twitter said oysters have mercury?
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Dunno but all seafood has it, there's just so much industrial garbage in the oceans you can't avoid it. When Josh talked about eating tuna it was understandable 'cause he was a cringing beggar at the time but splurging on smoked oysters and eating so much of them you run to vomit over the rail, for supposedly health purposes, is funny to me in a bit of a sad way.

Stick to freshwater. Oysters have a lot of zinc (Casanova famously would gorge on them before... y'know) so they're gonna up your T level a bit, at least. But for that you're better going for pumpkin seeds.
 
Inco G. Nito said:
Maybe an incremental rating system but dressed up into 'disagree' and 'agree' in varying degrees so retards don't get (as) mad at it.
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I've got a better idea: Null should code in a feature where you can write out a text response to a post to let people know what you think of it, in as much detail as you want.

...is my joke that's too dumb to be funny, but he already addressed why that's a bad idea and stickers are necessary. Stickers are a lightweight backchannel that replaces irl conversation markers like "nodding", "going mmhmm", "laughing", "backing away uncomfortably" and "hitting you"; they prevent threads from being flooded with worthless replies. They're more for the benefit of the people responding to the post than whoever wrote it and is receiving the stickers. Stickers are great as implemented, he could just remove the notification option.

Desu Mountain said:
Josh is no longer fat but Lidl Drip still would not have sex with him.
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Lidl likes 'em big, he's only ruined his chances.
 
demicolon said:
Dunno but all seafood has it, there's just so much industrial garbage in the oceans you can't avoid it. When Josh talked about eating tuna it was understandable 'cause he was a cringing beggar at the time but splurging on smoked oysters and eating so much of them you run to vomit over the rail, for supposedly health purposes, is funny to me in a bit of a sad way.

Stick to freshwater. Oysters have a lot of zinc (Casanova famously would gorge on them before... y'know) so they're gonna up your T level a bit, at least. But for that you're better going for pumpkin seeds.
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And its not elemental mercury, its absolutely nightmarish nasty shit like dimethyl mercury that is extremely lipophilic and lethal(absorbed by fat). And brain contains alot of fat, so thats why some mercury compounds fuck you up and make you stupid.
Predator fish that are fatty have way, way way more mercury in them because they absorb the prey fishes accumulated mercury toxins.
Fresh water fish doesnt have mercury, aslong as some faggots arent dumping industrial heavy metal waste into the water(looking at you chinks and pajeets).
Lipophilic mercury doesnt really want to leave your body. Water soluble mercury is nasty aswell but usually they leave the body over time, if i recall correctly.
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Pure elemental mercury is usually safe aslong as it isnt vaporized or "aerosolized".
Remember the old folks way of cleaning broken mercury thermometers? With a vacuum cleaners?
Itl essentially "vaporize" some of the mercury that is then absorbed through your lungs.
Drinking it should essentially be "safe" aslong as you havent eaten something like sulfur.
Wouldnt do it tho.
But maybe for 50 bucks....
 
McMitch said:
Fog lights are aimed lower than even normal headlights to allow for better visibility of the actual road during fog. It's the people niggers who drive around town with their fucking high beams on that really gets me.
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It's 100% the third worlders, but also the new cars (which they all take out loans to drive) have an auto-dimming feature that's only kindof effective, so it blasts your eyes way too long. Source: me. Not poor.

Gregis said:
Stickers are great as implemented, he could just remove the notification option.
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Stickers in Telegram work great for the intended effect of cutting down on chatter. I can keep track of feedback and get notification, but there's no counter or Hi Score effect. I honestly think it would quell the retard behaviour if the site just didn't display points to the users.
 
There's no reason why we shouldn't still be using halogen bulbs for headlights. Headlight lumens are supposed to be regulated but they aren't enforced it's gonna continue to get worse
I've never drove a car newer than 2000 but i think modern safety features help with staying in you lane when you're blinded.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Y'all niggas can't behave around women. Josh can't even mention a woman existing without at least 10 retards in chat spamming "omg you should ask her out!!!" any time Josh replies to Slatz on Twitter there's comments of people TO HER saying "Please marry Josh! He is so desperate!". He said before that he hates the shipping of him with random e-girls so I can understand why he doesn't want to do interviews like that.
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1. this seems overblown and/or made up.
2. literally who gives a shit what retards in chat say
3. slatz isn't some random 'e-girl' and i doubt she gives a fuck either.
 
Is Finntard going to troon out?
 
DavidS877 said:
Right, they don't annoy other drivers as much, except me, but they do fuck up your night vision as the driver. I've heard people claim they leave them on to see stuff close to their car, if you left them off you could see stuff farther away and maybe not need to worry about it when it's only 10 feet away. Presumably these are the same people who turn up their dash lights to maximum. Fuck night vision, am I right?

My problem with oncoming high beams is they're never alone so I can't just switch my brights back on for the last second or two before I pass them. And also, things that cops simply don't enforce any more, apparently.
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I recently bought a new car with very bright LED headlights. These were not even modified. I just knew how insanely bright they were by the fact that it lit up the interiors of cars in front of me in ways my last car with normal lights never did.

The problem was the fact that there is a big ass computer monitor in the console of every vehicle, so of course you'd need rape headlights to see anything. Thankfully they let you turn it off, so I keep the monitor off.

My solution was pretty simple, I got my hands on the service manual and figured out which wire in the headlight connector was the normal headlight power, and how much current they drew.
Put a couple power resistors in between to bring down the current by a quarter or so, which cut the light output by almost half. Now they are reasonable! Highbeams are still full power so they are comically bright compared to my lowbeams.
While I did that the computer stuff was spooky to me so I unplugged every antenna from the computer boxes, except the FM/AM of course.
I hope this forces mr glowie to have to leave his comfort in India to mess with my car by hand.
 
Jotch said:
I recently bought a new car with very bright LED headlights. These were not even modified. I just knew how insanely bright they were by the fact that it lit up the interiors of cars in front of me in ways my last car with normal lights never did.

The problem was the fact that there is a big ass computer monitor in the console of every vehicle, so of course you'd need rape headlights to see anything. Thankfully they let you turn it off, so I keep the monitor off.

My solution was pretty simple, I got my hands on the service manual and figured out which wire in the headlight connector was the normal headlight power, and how much current they drew.
Put a couple power resistors in between to bring down the current by a quarter or so, which cut the light output by almost half. Now they are reasonable! Highbeams are still full power so they are comically bright compared to my lowbeams.
While I did that the computer stuff was spooky to me so I unplugged every antenna from the computer boxes, except the FM/AM of course.
I hope this forces mr glowie to have to leave his comfort in India to mess with my car by hand.
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There should be a bolt on the headlights to adjust the angle of the lights. When I bought my 2020 I got people flagging me with their high beams constantly for the first couple months before I found that I could just adjust a bolt and lower the beam. What you do is park your car like 5 feet away from a garage door or wall and mark the top of the light and then another piece of tape 3"-4" lower then that and adjust the plastic bolt above the headlight assemblies until they converge evenly on the new line. Boom no more blinding people and you get like 100' of visibility.
 
claudiuspt0lemy said:
However, I think it is also incredibly detrimental to your ability to find people that would want to work with you.
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lmao. people should be able to transact money. anyone who drops this principle because they get called a retard, never really cared in the first place.
claudiuspt0lemy said:
but then you irresponsibly label them as a pedophile because they have fond memories of a television show they watched when they were younger
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is this because there are children in bathing suits in their favorite animes? most probably. I like death note and psycho pass, partly because there are no sexualized children in those. get a grip.
claudiuspt0lemy said:
We have nothing to lose by saying the truth, whereas Tom has literally everything to lose.
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this is disgusting. you are disgusting. not only did he very lightly make fun of her prostate, but this actually implies that you should just be a cringing servile retard to mentally ill men. you know you're not contractually obligated to correct the record by youtube. you can just say nothing when josh says "his prostate" on your stream. but no he went to bat for trannies because he was afraid that not demonstrating his virtues would be enough to make him lose everything. see first point: tranny tom has no principles in the first place. turns out the tide is turning on trannies and its no longer such a big deal to criticize them since trump won so he looks like an even bigger retard now. cope and sneed.
 
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