💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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The Stranger said:
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You forgot his defining feature though, plus you gotta remember that cranking the saturation up 75% is professional and makes every youtube video look good.
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Marc said:
@Popper Whiting, you don’t need to waste time promising anything - We’ll find out in four to six weeks if you ever felt like exercising those skills or not. Those of us who pay attention to what Jack wants seen or believed about him already know he doubles down on delusions for comfort because he’s wasted his life lying about doing things correctly while self-destructing through doing the opposite. One of the best posts in this entire thread is a guy succinctly pointing out that Jack essentially Peter Principle’d himself into lifelong convalescence through pretending that lying about dieting or not poisoning himself was his job.
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I got to admit I've watched a few of his vids since yesterday, both before the strokes and after. Whilst he was always shit at procedure (hence why he's an awful cook) I noticed that it is a lot worse post stroke. Things like fucking up the eggs, water and calcium hyddroxide twice, but in different ways.

One of the first things I'd run on him is a coffee test, usually we sneak this one in on people, we'd hold a meeting in the kitchen/cafe area of the hospital/rehab centre and ask the person to make a cup of instant coffee. It is something most people do and can do without thinking too much. You ask them how they normally make a cup of instant coffee and get them to do it. So if someone usually boils the jug, puts coffee in first, then sugar, then milk, then the water and they put in the water, then boil the jug, then coffee, sugar, milk it shows that the person has problems sequencing out tasks. As you repeat that over a couple of days, you work out whether they're doing the same thing or are they changing the order of the tasks each time. You then start looking at whether or not the person is aware of the fact they're doing this.

To most people the arm and his gait are probably the most obvious, but to me that sequencing and understanding that he has a problem with sequencing is the most dangerous and problematic thing for Jack. Things like that aren't a major hassle when you make a cup of coffee, but are down right dangerous if the person is driving, in a kitchen or dealing with poisons (as would be the case with someone who is a farmer). Now considering most of you have watched a lot more videos of Jack than I have, has this particular thing gotten worse with Jack after each stroke?

Again, this is just the thing that is the big flashing red light for me if I was treating Jack (back when I used to).

Edit: also note that whilst Jack may have always been terrible at this, the fact that he has been terrible may actually be covering up that he has had damage to that part of the brain. Being terrible at something isn't as big a problem as having brain damage in that specific area which makes you terrible.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
He reviews the new Jason Statham movie and its really weird but why does Jack need to mention about parents not bringing little kids to obviously PG-13 or R-rated movies, I know that happens, but still why does Jack care this much
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I think it might be that he's so blind now, and has impaired thought processes, maybe bc of vascular dementia, that he actually can't follow the plot of any of the movies he watches. He stays quiet (mostly--I'm sure he has to share his important insights w/ Tammy a few times during each movie, annoying others) and eats popcorn by the bucketful, and then all he can remember a few moments later is (kind of) whether it had naughty words, any violence, anything that was 'woke,' and that's about it. If you actually asked him to recall the plot points of a movie right after he watched it...well, I'd love to hear that! Because I don't think he could retell the basic story of what he just watched, genuinely!
 
AnOminous said:
Amazingly, he managed to fuck up ALL 3 ingredients, including the water. The eggs aren't supposed to be washed or it won't work. Obviously he used actual limes because he's an idiot. And you're supposed to use distilled water, not tap water.

He managed to fuck up water.
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3 ingredients.
Mix % of liquid with % of solids with # of eggs added in.
He messed it up.
He messed up the eggs. He messed up all the ingredients.

A recipe with three ingredients, he somehow used more than 3, had more steps, and still messed it all up.
He also messed up the second attempt as well.

If this doesn't exemplify his failure at life, I don't know what will.
I also hate people that waste food. This fucker wasted what two dozens of totally good eggs that could have went to families who actually needed them and can cook? You know, ones that don't require a $250 sous vide setup to make a fucking omelette?

Die fatty.
 
AltisticRight said:
3 ingredients.
Mix % of liquid with % of solids with # of eggs added in.
He messed it up.
He messed up the eggs. He messed up all the ingredients.

A recipe with three ingredients, he somehow used more than 3, had more steps, and still messed it all up.
He also messed up the second attempt as well.

If this doesn't exemplify his failure at life, I don't know what will.
I also hate people that waste food. This fucker wasted what two dozens of totally good eggs that could have went to families who actually needed them and can cook? You know, ones that don't require a $250 sous vide setup to make a fucking omelette?

Die fatty.
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IMO it’s really revealing that he assumed that because the recipeon was so simple, that he could just mix three ingredients together (the funniest blunder of choking on a homophone for 🍋‍🟩 lime) and calling it a day.

That is the type of extremely revealing test that you can give people to size them up and see if they pay attention to details. I will do this at work when someone new transfers into my area. I’ll give them something so utterly simple to accomplish, but with some sort of specific that will stand out to anyone actually reading what I had written. If they fuck that up they are almost always a nitwit that you either don’t bother with in the future or you have to expect to spoon feed them every step of the way.

Also jack doesn’t know what a homophone is because it immediately reminds him of his son’s homosexuality (and his own).

Falcon Sebben said:
Oh god, "Black Angus". I remember that place. It was one of those steakhouses that never really lived up to the hype. It wasn't really bad but it was never good.
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I wonder if that’s like the favorite stegg and pasta place another failed DJ lolcow likes so much, Miller’s Ale House….
 
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Just because one films themselves ordering okra, and receiving a plate of food which includes okra, and subsequent footage shows portions of all courses (including the okra) missing from their plate while they are eating one of them, and the photo of the restaurant receipt they posted after the fact shows that they specifically, verbally requested a portion of okra with their meal when their server asked what they wanted from the menu - Does that necessarily mean that the person in question ate okra? Such mysteries are definitive proof of Intelligent Design. I Corinthians 1:27.
 
Very late, but too good to not share:

ALL ABOUT VIDEO GAMES​


Published on 2025-03-30 | Archived on 2025-04-02

Key points:
-Jack, Charles, and the steve buscemi looking faggot gush about borderlands, assassin's creed, and skyrim throughout
-Jack drops the F bomb while tardraging about assassin's creed (29:19-29:24)
-Charles tardraging about game design (35:54-46:18 )
-Jack and Charles lose their shit at a troll and Jack sends the troll to the boys' club (50:42-51:48 )
-Jack complains about not being able to receive social security because he's not 62. During this Jack says "I am gonna die soon" and "comedically" feigns having a heart attack (51:49-52:51)

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LifeAlert said:
Very late, but too good to not share:

ALL ABOUT VIDEO GAMES​

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Published on 2025-03-30 | Archived on 2025-04-02

Key points:
-Jack, Charles, and the steve buscemi looking faggot gush about borderlands, assassin's creed, and skyrim throughout
-Jack drops the F bomb while tardraging about assassin's creed (29:19-29:24)
-Charles tardraging about game design (35:54-46:18 )
-Jack and Charles lose their shit at a troll and Jack sends the troll to the boys' club (50:42-51:48 )
-Jack complains about not being able to receive social security because he's not 62. During this Jack says "I am gonna die soon" and "comedically" feigns having a heart attack (51:49-52:51)

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He looks like an amalgamation of a wax figure and AI.
 
Tiresome said:
Exactly my thought. He's going to fucking rage when he finds out you actually need to have worked an actual job, for years, to get your full benefit.
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Did we ever find out if TamHam works as a contractor or a wagie? Because for the self-employed SS tax is paid on earnings, not profit, and TJ Services isn't putting much in on Jack's side, but it would on hers.
 
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Does that look appetizing to anyone? Tammy must be on a bulk. She added bacon and cold, unmelted cheese to her breading and chicken sandwich. Why not just deep fry the whole fucking thing at that point?
 
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