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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack thinks the democrats invented paying people to be violent

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Jack malds about the mean comments in his podcast

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Jack shocked that the show about the mafia is not for children

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Jack has a new show

 
Edit: Chef John recipies have never failed us. Definitely try some.
Follow-up. we did the bistro style NY strip tonight. The sauce uses clarified butter, you know....Beef tallow.:story:


It's a damn tasty recipe! It came out awesome. We had fries made in beef tallow (no for real) and the sauce really made that meal. It's a brine salty and satisfying hunk of meat with some really crispy fries. It takes a few hours for the sauce but it's not hard at all to make. Hint buy organic onions for this, and make you you chop them up fine like Chef John says.

Jack would fuck this up so bad if he would be assed to try it. He hasn't improved AT ALL.
 
Jack would fuck this up so bad if he would be assed to try it. He hasn't improved AT ALL.

Even if Jack hadn't always been allergic to effort, no one rises to the occasion - They revert to their training; and Jack had not a single skill to fall back on (even before he lost the capacity to develop any of them), simply because he refused to. Which reminds me to ask if this post in another thread happens to remind folks of anyone, in particular:

I know this is all psychobabble to most people, after leaving the military and before I switched to safety and security in mining I did a degree in Occupational Therapy and worked for 2 years in Neuro rehabilitation. Teaching people how to redo things, or new ways to do them, after a stroke, brain damage or other form of neurological condition. Some people would pick things up really quickly, learn reasonably quickly and understand why something was being done a certain way. Some would even get ahead of you, pre-emptively understanding where you were going and what needed to be done. Most however, would fight you every step of the way, because they didn't understand what was being done, they couldn't comprehend that the neurological injury had fundementally changed the way they needed to approach life, and they resented having to approach things in a different way than they always had. They were confident in their way of viewing problems and the world and despite a lifechanging injury they would steadfastly refuse to change (even if it meant condemning themselves to a life as a sentient bedshitting cripple) because they'd always had that group consensus that they thought correctly and didn't need to change a thing. That fucking mindset, it just ensures somebody remains feeble and crippled, but you can't shake people off of it.

It was this type of thing, and thinking about this type of thing, which forced me to change careers. You have a narrow window of time to start recovery from a neuro injury, and it was depressing to see so many people fuck that up because they'd locked themselves into a way of thinking and approaching problems that they refused to deviate from because up until that point in time they'd been rewarded by society for being and thinking like everyone else.
 
Yes, technically. Black Angus(and there were a couple other chains as well) used to have part of the restaurant that was clearly a dance floor. Move the tables out of the way and be a lame "club" sometimes with live music, and of course the promo reel is using clips from music videos and concerts to make it look like big time musicians were showing up to do concerts
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BIYuQ74BTxchttps://youtube.com/watch?v=l-a98Jdmy2w
So the fact that Fatty reminisces in his head about being a fucking club DJ at a god damned Black Angus is hilariously pitiful and makes a lot of sense. So yeah, chain steakhouse that wasn't particularly great. Still exists, don't know if they do the pretend club shit though.
Oh god, "Black Angus". I remember that place. It was one of those steakhouses that never really lived up to the hype. It wasn't really bad but it was never good.
 
Oh god, "Black Angus". I remember that place. It was one of those steakhouses that never really lived up to the hype. It wasn't really bad but it was never good.
Apparently it's still around. I haven't seen one in decades. I don't remember it being good or bad, either, just kind of a typical steak place. Probably not better or worse than Outback or Texas Roadhouse
 
Oh god, "Black Angus". I remember that place. It was one of those steakhouses that never really lived up to the hype. It wasn't really bad but it was never good.
Yep, epitome of "good" for suburbanites in the 80s and 90s. Wasn't shit, but it was a place to go when you wanted a step above Sizzler as they at least tried to keep the atmosphere during normal service a bit more upscale feeling(candles, dimmed lights, lots of wood everywhere, staff wearing collared shirts and ties, etc. All I can remember about the food is that it wasn't shit, but I haven't been to one in 30+ years and it's certainly not something I'd seek out today even if there are a couple within an hour drive.

If I actually had a FB account, I'd want to know if that square cow fun bar group I found is searchable and there's a mention of Fatty or if asked anyone might remember his stupid ass.
 
Eggs, water and calcium hydroxide.
He fucked up a recipe that consists of 3 ingredients mixed together, no cooking involved.
Amazingly, he managed to fuck up ALL 3 ingredients, including the water. The eggs aren't supposed to be washed or it won't work. Obviously he used actual limes because he's an idiot. And you're supposed to use distilled water, not tap water.

He managed to fuck up water.
 
I get people love anime. I think its retarded and gay. But, Jack going on this shitty AI edit anime/cartoon craze is even gayer. He posted about an anime named 'Food Wars' as well and thought it was hilarious. 1000002494.jpg
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EDIT: What does that room smell like, and how thick is the layer of dandruff caking everything in it?
 
He posted about an anime named 'Food Wars' as well and thought it was hilarious.
I want him to watch it and say how it has no political agendas.
Where does this fat retard even get these ideas from. GUIZ EVERONE GOING TO LOVE FOOD NOOOZE.
 
Where does this fat retard even get these ideas from. GUIZ EVERONE GOING TO LOVE FOOD NOOOZE.
I have two possibilites:

1. He wants to find some way to put in more tax write offs, maybe getting certain items for his news show

2. He's a fat prideful idiot who thinks he's more important than he really is

Anyway more Jack tweets

He reviews the new Jason Statham movie and its really weird but why does Jack need to mention about parents not bringing little kids to obviously PG-13 or R-rated movies, I know that happens, but still why does Jack care this much



Jack has the insight of a peanut

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Jack asks why there's no more arrests again

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then posts this right after

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Jack really can't put two and two together, so smart

Wow more lack of self awareness

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Even if Jack hadn't always been allergic to effort, no one rises to the occasion - They revert to their training; and Jack had not a single skill to fall back on (even before he lost the capacity to develop any of them), simply because he refused to. Which reminds me to ask if this post in another thread happens to remind folks of anyone, in particular:
Ok, probably a dumb thing for me to suggest. But if you guys really want I can do a functional assessment of Jack and a recommended rehabilitation plan. It will be basic as I'll be relying on videos and second hand information and the last time I did one was in 2011. I can run it by some of my friends who still do Occupational Therapy to make sure the assessment tools are current and not out of date.

Normally in a full time job this sort of thing would take a week as you run a series of small tasks whilst working with doctors, physios and nurses to work out what the person is doing. But given I have full time work outside of this (which I admit I do spend a lot of that time lurking and posting) I can probably have it done in 4-6 weeks. It won't be me making fun of Jack, it will be as close to a clinical assessment as I can do, with what would be a normal treatment plan given the things I can observe (some things like deficits to cognition and process are really hard to notice unless you specifically look for them or ask). It wont be perfect by any means because 1. I am out of practice and 2. I will have to do this using videos and 2nd hand accounts talking to the Jack experts on here.

The point I suppose, is that it might give you all an indication of how much, or how little, Jack actually listened to medical advice and took an active role in rehabilitation. I know a little about Jack, but don't really follow him closely. And if I am doing it I won't be looking at him from the view of finding something to laugh about, as I'll be looking at him from the angle of an Occupational Therapist assessing and implementing a treatment plan (as I think that would be most useful to you guys).

Honestly I'd be happier if you all said no, just @Marc has sort of piqued an interest for me to take a good look at Jack and see what is going on so I'd thought I'd offer.
 
@Popper Whiting, you don’t need to waste time promising anything - We’ll find out in four to six weeks if you ever felt like exercising those skills or not. Those of us who pay attention to what Jack wants seen or believed about him already know he doubles down on delusions for comfort because he’s wasted his life lying about doing things correctly while self-destructing through doing the opposite. One of the best posts in this entire thread was a lost post from someone succinctly pointing out that Jack essentially Peter Principle’d himself into lifelong convalescence through pretending that lying about dieting or not poisoning himself was his job. We know he didn’t follow a single doctor’s or physical therapist’s directions; because he bragged that Jesus would heal him if He wanted Jack to be able to wipe the blood off own ass or walk over to Tammy to ask her to wipe his bloody ass.
 
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