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[John Andrews Stan]

MAGA retards would call Reagan a RINO or a commie. Reagan was much, much more like Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney than Donald Trump

Fun fact: Prior to his election, Reagan was plagued by “He’s not a real conservative” claims from Irving Kristol and his brethren (who are jokingly referred to in conservative circles as The LBJ Reenactment Society — and, more seriously, as Scoop Jackson Democrats). They absolutely pilloried Reagan in 1980, claiming he was too unwilling to bring American military power to bear in trouble spots. Then the Soviet Union collapsed and the neocons were forced to pretend Reagan was their man all along.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

For me, the easiest read is that most Republican politicians today do not like Trump but instead tolerate him because it's beneficial to do so. If his peers today don't like him, then the zombie of Reagan, raised in a completely bygone political era, would seek to destroy him utterly. It wouldn't matter if Trump and Reagan aligned 100% on matters of policy; they wouldn't, but hypothetically speaking, it doesn't matter. Because it's not the what, it's the how.

Nancy and Ron would look at the random snarling at allies and see some South African dancing around in a Mars hat -- hell, even the plan to replace the famous rose garden with a "stone surface" (lol) -- and be like, what the actual fuck.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack spends $$$ on some fancy real podcaster's mic then looks to the side to read his food news.

 

[LifeAlert]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2P2AccWL3yc
Jack spends $$$ on some fancy real podcaster's mic then looks to the side to read his food news.

LAZY MAN'S ICE CREAM #easyrecipe #quickrecipe​

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=2P2AccWL3yc

Published on 2025-03-28 | Archived on 2025-03-28

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In a short, upbeat video titled "Lazy Man's Ice Cream," JACK demonstrates a no-fuss recipe for a creamy treat using just three ingredients: With close-up shots of the creamy texture and a final taste test— with an honest review, the video wraps up with a simple message: delicious ice cream doesn’t need to be complicated.

THE RECIPE

2 cups heavy whipping cream
1/4 cup cocoa powder
1 can condensed milk

Whip cream with mixer until it’s like whip cream. Add cocoa powder & condensed milk and mix on low until combined. Freeze for min 4 hours. Enjoy.

 

[ILikeYou]

He put 1 to 1.5 cups of cocoa powder in that mess, rather than the 1/4 cup listed in the recipe. That must have been so bitter! And he doesn't seem to realize that ice cream needs certain ingredients in it to not freeze like a solid block of ice. And then if you let that mess thaw, that he made, it would be liquid-y and weird. How does he manage to never, ever improve?

I can't decide if I want him to die faster, or if I'm happy to keep watching it happen slowly.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

We need a new thread poll asking

-if Jack will still be alive on that date
-if alive, will Jack be visibly fatter than he was at the end of March
- if alive, will Jack remember to attend his pizza appointment scheduled six months out
-if alive and attending, will Jack forget that he gave himself permission to not pretend to be kermivur during the video; resulting in jump cuts where only Tammy is depicted greedily jutting her tongue out and shoving her face into the food as though she lost her jaw in a war

That reminds me: For all the outings we've seen filmed in which Jack orders piles of non-"carnivore" food and pretends it's all for Tammy, I'm surprised Jack doesn't have all kinds of food down the front of his shirt at the end, when he's giving the restaurant an arbitrary review that he immediately forgets before saying that he loves us.

Jack will miss his beetza poinmend and blame Siri and Apple AI

It’s probably in Sept because he’s meeting up with his cousin Jimmy with the gauges

Also, can the TDS goys take the Zombie Regan vs Trump circlejerk somewhere else?

 

[Slavic Patronym]

In a short, upbeat video titled "Lazy Man's Ice Cream," JACK demonstrates a no-fuss recipe for a creamy treat using just three ingredients

I'm gonna guess this means Jack told ChatGPT or Claude or whatever to remember his name is JACK. Because he was typing in all caps, like the Boomer he spiritually is.

With close-up shots of the creamy texture and a final taste test— with an honest review, the video wraps up with a simple message: delicious ice cream doesn’t need to be complicated.

This was not written like that by the AI, because it's riddled with fail. Em-dash with space on one side and not the other. Two clauses in a row that start with the same word ("with"). An em-dash and a colon in the same sentence.

There's no rule against this stuff; it's just shoddy fucking work that an AI tool wouldn't provide. So Jack can't even copy and paste right. That, or he's trying and failing horribly to "be creative" and mix and match and add his own flair on top of what the AI gives him.

Whip cream with mixer until it’s like whip cream.

Forgive me, but isn't it whipped cream? I had to read this sentence three times to understand it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack apparently thinks Hallmark specifically gets pharma advertisers



Rich for Jack to say anyone else is stupid



Saint Jack is wanting to help others become content creators



New letters from Jack



Where's that love when you electrocuted a dog for funsies and choking your own son, no less anyone who disagrees with you



"CONSERVATIVES SMART, LIBERALS DUMB"



Jack just wants other people to promote him



So arresting people is the most important thing in the world right now



Shameless self-promotion from Jack



I'm going to get on my soapbox here, but fuck off Jack. All you do with AI is treat it as a toy to make retarded memes that anyone could've made with a little image editing and a shortcut for recipes because you're incapable of coming up with any original recipes of your own. You (along with the people who promote the product as lazy shortcuts) are part of the problem with how AI is being used for stupid bullshit because you're a low IQ retard. Apologies for my rant, Jack can say or do things that just really makes you really MATI

 

[Barsik]

LAZY MAN'S ICE CREAM #easyrecipe #quickrecipe​

2P2AccWL3yc.mp4

Holy fuck he sounds SO GROSS in this video. At 5:38 he makes disgusting noises as he desperately tries to lower the mixing bowl. And he sounds so nasty and phlegmy during the tasting bit at the end holy fuck. He is fucking rotting away

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack apparently thinks Hallmark specifically gets pharma advertisers

Thr biggest demo for Hallmark is old women and, aside from troons, per person are Big Pharma's biggest cash cow. It's like how shit like how payday loan ads are on BET or reverse mortgages on cable news.

 

[p1138]

Thr biggest demo for Hallmark is old women and, aside from troons, per person are Big Pharma's biggest cash cow. It's like how shit like how payday loan ads are on BET or reverse mortgages on cable news.

Sure but because he sits around watching cable TV all day every day, and isn't out actually doing anything(not even actual "work" for his stupid shows) he doesn't understand that advertisers target different demographics, and he's viewing ads all day that aren't meant for men in their 50s providing for their family(because he doesn't know anything about that either).

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And then what? Ice cream maker, freezer set, etc.? I only make ices that don’t require an ice cream maker. (We make a lot of granitas throughout the summer. Those are just shoved in the freezer and forked through periodically until it reaches the desired consistency.)

Thread tax: I’m surprised Jack hasn’t tried to make a meatsicle yet.

If you have access to a decent stand mixer and some liquid nitrogen you can make liquid nitrogen ice cream.

Make any base you want, stick it in the mixer with the paddle attachment and stir while pouring in some liquid nitrogen. Freezes it in seconds. The quick cooling results in a very creamy ice cream as the ice crystals are so small.

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Shame he isn't even remotely this wholesome or likeable.

That's actually really well done. Too bad it's Fatty.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2P2AccWL3yc
Jack spends $$$ on some fancy real podcaster's mic then looks to the side to read his food news.

No only did he use WAY too much cocoa but he puts the dirty spoon back into the tub like an animal.

 

[Barsik]

No only did he use WAY too much cocoa but he puts the dirty spoon back into the tub like an animal.

He's just asserting his dominance and letting Tammy know that this tub is HIS alone

Also, notice how the bite on the spoon was pre scooped before the cut, probably had to have Tammy do it because he can't do it with 1 hand

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

[The World needs more] Arrests

Jack needs a cardiac arrest.

 

[Shartavius]

probably had to have Tammy do it because he can't do it with 1 hand

If Jack edited footage of himself taking his own dick out of his pants and tucking it back in before walking out of frame, it would include 138 jump cuts, the hands on any clock visible in the background would advance five and a half hours, frames could be compared to prove that he is wearing three different pairs of pants over the course of the clip, and you wouldn't actually see him replace his dick or walk - It would cut to him sitting on his couch, asserting that he had performed both actions, with a coat draped over his lap.

Damn straight he isn't scooping his own ice cream.

 

[souschef]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2P2AccWL3yc
Jack spends $$$ on some fancy real podcaster's mic then looks to the side to read his food news.

Just buy a sorbet machine and make something not heart attack inducing instead of whatever the fuck that was

 

[AnOminous]

He put 1 to 1.5 cups of cocoa powder in that mess, rather than the 1/4 cup listed in the recipe. That must have been so bitter! And he doesn't seem to realize that ice cream needs certain ingredients in it to not freeze like a solid block of ice.

This recipe (when done correctly) doesn't do that, probably because the whipped cream has air incorporated into it. It's not quite like actually churned ice cream, but it's reasonably good for what it is, and works without an ice cream machine.

The texture and flavor must have been absolutely awful with that much cocoa, though, and that's so much it also probably fucked up the texture. It would be gritty and nasty and bitter.

This is such an easy recipe to do. It's always amazing when he fucks up something a child could do (this particular ice cream is literally the sort of thing you would give a small child to do to teach them). Jack is so fucking retarded he's dumber than a small child.

Also, notice how the bite on the spoon was pre scooped before the cut, probably had to have Tammy do it because he can't do it with 1 hand

I assume from a combo of not whipping the cream enough and adding way too much of a solid ingredient, he froze it into a rock.

 

[souschef]

This is such an easy recipe to do. It's always amazing when he fucks up something a child could do (this particular ice cream is literally the sort of thing you would give a small child to do to teach them). Jack is so fucking retarded he's dumber than a small child.

I monitor children cooking once a week. They are, in fact, more capable of cooking than Jack

 

[AnOminous]

Just buy a sorbet machine and make something not heart attack inducing instead of whatever the fuck that was

I have a really simple sorbet, no machine needed. Take watermelon, cut it into small cubes, freeze them. Then blend them in a blender, add a bit of lemon juice to taste, and maybe sugar (the watermelon is sweet enough but you might get a less sweet one out of season).

Then either freeze it some more while occasionally stirring, or just consume immediately.

 

[souschef]

I have a really simple sorbet, no machine needed. Take watermelon, cut it into small cubes, freeze them. Then blend them in a blender, add a bit of lemon juice to taste, and maybe sugar (the watermelon is sweet enough but you might get a less sweet one out of season).

Then either freeze it some more while occasionally stirring, or just consume immediately.

Used to do this a lot as a kid, it's also a very popular treat that's sold on the beach, either just fruit or some varieties with milk, we call it a geladinho



Ice cream and derivatives are super straightfoward and once again Jack surprises us by fucking up something simple