💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Anime Detour (a con) is in Minneapolis this weekend at the Hyatt.

 

[Melty Butter]

This photographic ebidance S P E A K S.

The discolorations on his skin are really something:

I know it's probably sun damage but AIDS is funnier:

Bonus:

 

[Watching Rekieta]

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God. How utterly pathetic and buck broken. Your tattoos suck and you're gay.

And he's obviously still taking bites from the shit sandwich he made for himself. It's so apparent that he hates every bit of his life. He has no skills and whatever conditions the trust foists upon him makes him miserable but the alternative is homelessness. He wasn't even smart enough to snake the mortgage finance out of the trust. He just looks like he hates everything about his existence. 20 years of ZERO personal improvement in adulthood and that look is of someone that knows he is a leach on his family.

I'm wondering if he's realized that no one in his circle seeks his advice or opinion on anything anymore. It's the next thing that breaks him: he's going to learn that a family member faced a serious legal question like a will or trust and didn't even bother to tell him. Would totally destroy him to learn mom/dad hired a lawyer and didn't even bother to ask him for a recommendation.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The episode where Nick cucks Kayla and she sits in the cuck chair inviting man after man over to their seedy motel.
Nature is healing.

Spoiler: all 6 kids are in the next room over and can hear everything.

 

[DickMain]

That's surely a component of his exhibitionist fetish. Leave breadcrumbs for people to eventually discover that they're once again at some freak swinging/cuckolding event getting every orifice plugged.
He doesn't outright state he'll sit in the cuck chair as Pan-African express is ran on his wife, the thought of someone finding the scene from his trail turns him on.

Christian trad dad.

I wouldn't put it past Nick to be an active participant in the second coming of Saladin's claiming of Tiberias.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Love how miserable they both seem.
Sufffahh Rekeitas. Suffahhh

 

[Chazzed Up]

retards who can't admit they were wrong.
They have to double down because being wrong is worse to them somehow.

Again, why though? It's not like these random nobodies are in the same position Nick's former associates in the streaming world were in, where they had to address the issue and whatever impact it had on their professional relationship with him. Nobody knows them and they could just fuck off and move on with their lives. Continue to sweep for Nick as an anonymous fan is a mental disorder unto itself, because there's nothing you get out of it. Like @AnOminous pointed out, Nick mocks and spits on them anyway. Unless they get some kind of sissified submissive sexual pleasure out of it, I can't see what being Nick's handmaiden does for these guys. My best guess other than being degenerate freaks is that they actually think if they simp and coddle him enough that he'll go back to streaming (he won't).

 

[3MMA]

The discolorations on his skin are really something

Yes, da ebidance speaks, it does so loudly. Upon first look at a self portrait, I often think of what possessed someone to do so. First, it’s usually a question of activity or posterity, & if not, then selfies generally fall in line of posing for future sharing. Usually.

Next, after determining the reason, I look for anything obvious or a message. This is the biggest clue as to what a photo is about. They why of it. It can be multiple reasons, though further clues tend to reveal the main impetus.

This pic shows that Nick is almost terminal in his brainrot of the past few years. He’s not made much headway, it’s more like he’s simply swapped his old problems for a new set. He used facial filters, very noticeable around his eyes & cheeks. His pupils are not normal. His smile is forced into a manic, rictus, grin of false proportions. His eyes give away some mania, rage, & attempt to hide all negatives away.

Those filters are just sad, especially seeing as it’s Nicks self portrait that’s the touched up shot. The one of them both is less worked over, if filtered beyond a basic “best lighting balance” on automatic, that most smart phones can do in 2 seconds flat. There’s also the fact that Nick looks worse shirtless than clothed. His is not a body that looks better shown off, in that way. Trying so hard to “thirst trap” or pose shirtless for any other reason was imo, not a strong choice there.

Being petty here, but Nick is scrawny & does not have anything near an impressive physique. What a fucking weird context too. Why on gods green earth would you post two family vacation photos, one smiling with the wife & lookin a little loosey goosey & frumpled, (which is fine,) but the next is an over processed, teenage-esque, selfie, showcasing his noodle arms, non existent shoulders, & pencil neck. With the filter making it look like Nick’s wearing pancake foundation & his Arby’s roast beef eye, it’s messed up. No one wants to look at that shit. Yes, you have tattoos. There they are again. Family vacations with Nick likely always devolve into being about Nick, his whims, & his big impulse purchases.

A tad off topic, but, the best portrait photography is done with natural beauty, ie, being natural in the shot. Too much manipulation of face & limb reveals the poseur not the person. It’s see through. Nick comes off stuck in his head, his past, & trying so hard to prove that he’s not, which only makes it more apparent & visible.

 

[An Autistic Axolotl]

Following Nick's Breadcrumbs ​

this is my 2 minute Google search theory and is probably wrong

Nick, as many have pointed out loves leaving breadcrumbs, it's part of his exhibitionist lifestyle.
Yet he also whines when people do dig into it, so let's do that.

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The Great Wolf Lodge​

Nick is staying at a Great Wolf Lodge in Minnesota. Probably this one, as it's the only one I could find.

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Ground Zero​

So that leaves us with a huge search...where in the area could there be a degenerate club for Nick-aaaand I found one Google in 0.7 secs.

WELCOME TO GROUND ZERO

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Where is Ground Zero?​

Literally a 20 minute drive from the Lodge...leave the kids, strap on the Balldo™, get whipped, get back in time for the buffet!

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Why Ground Zero?​

There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...
Jesus Christ

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Curious what you guys think.
This is all just my speculation.

 

[daniel day]

If toeman has an in with april he should absolutely try and get that bodycam footage. Im sure null still has that 6k laying around. Even if toeman got it first and content farmed off it, Id be happy. It would be the final coke bullet to hit the baldobunker

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Following Nick's Breadcrumbs ​

this is my 2 minute Google search theory and is probably wrong

Nick, as many have pointed out loves leaving breadcrumbs, it's part of his exhibitionist lifestyle.
Yet he also whines when people do dig into it, so let's do that.

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The Great Wolf Lodge​

Nick is staying at a Great Wolf Lodge in Minnesota. Probably this one, as it's the only one I could find.

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Ground Zero​

So that leaves us with a huge search...where in the area could there be a degenerate club for Nick-aaaand I found one Google in 0.7 secs.

WELCOME TO GROUND ZERO
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Where is Ground Zero?​

Literally a 20 minute drive from the Lodge...leave the kids, strap on the Balldo™, get whipped, get back in time for the buffet!
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Why Ground Zero?​

There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...
Jesus Christ
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Curious what you guys think.
This is all just my speculation.

You're probably right. I can't fault this logical deduction. I just hope the kids are not sat down and told all about mommys and daddys spanking sessions with Big Black Eric the ass destroyer over lunch the next day.

I can now see why the 8 year old turned to coke to forget about these degen wastes of skin. Those poor bastards

 

[Lt Saavik]

You're probably right. I can't fault this logical deduction. I just hope the kids are not sat down and told all about mommys and daddys spanking sessions with Big Black Eric the ass destroyer over lunch the next day.

I can now see why the 8 year old turned to coke to forget about these degen wastes of skin. Those poor bastards

Guess that explains the bruises.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...

Anyone know if Bob and Celeste are back from Europe? If so, I could see them staying at GWL with the kids so Faggot Nick and Our Wife could go to their BDSM orgies. It wouldn’t be the first time his parents took the kids so they could engage in degeneracy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why Ground Zero?​

There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...
Jesus Christ

He owns two copies of The Balldo (tm) -- a silicon device that's strapped to a guy's scrotum.
He owns a "field kit", a suitcase full of sex toys they use on each other. The suitcase travels with the family. Once they had to spread the luggage out because the consoomers bought too many clothes. The TSA had to check their luggage, taking the family's sex toys out for examination. It turns out that a lawyer (at the time) was too stupid to understand flight rules. Vibrators need batteries and you can't just check that in. Whether to Skelly's dismay or excitement, their battery powered sex toys must be carried with them onto the plane. Oh, and yeah -- if you were wondering, the children were there as well.

He owns a collapsible St. Andrew's cross. A bondage sex cross named after Saint Andrew.
Saint Andrew was persecuted by the Greeks where he was bound to a cross. This cross is also featured as the flag of Scotland.
Of course when some coombrained freaks saw this, their immediate response was to create a sex contraption and name it after a Christian saint.


He followed some Russian rope shop. Not that kind of rope like skipping ropes or ones used to tie down a boat, that type of ropes.

She's not selling scented candles to accentuate the atmosphere. Those candles are used for... go google it. I wish I didn't do that when I first saw this.

He followed a Brazilian "motel" with a particular theme.
Don't let the name fool you, they're not talking about magic shows or autistic yugioh cards.

Here's one of their rooms. A bed that's caged with bondage equipment on all four corners. Go figure the logistics of such a bed.


Summing up, does Nitrous Nick visiting some BDSM event still seem out of character? Does it still sound like fan fiction, or an educated deduction from the resources we have?
You be the judge. (Sentence him to the chair please.)

What I didn't mention in depth:
- Visiting Hedonism II twice
- Gay 90s nightclub underwear dances
- Claiming gay men would hit on him. Out of curiosity and extreme autism, I showed his photo to some gay people I know, none of them said they'll consider, let alone "hitting on him".
- Pure Pleasure
- Edit: he also wanted to build a sex dungeon. I'm sure I left out more.
- The fact his freaky sexual escapades warrants an entire long post should tell you something.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Real talk: There’s no way Nick is having better sex than those of us who aren’t devoting more than half of our waking hours to fixating on sex and digging into an ever-expanding list of novel degeneracy.

There’s no way any of this is worth it. Just like the cocaine Qover was not worth losing his kids over.

But he will never, ever stop. He’s not just doing it to thumb his nose at us. Nick is using perversions as a way to avoid doing right by his children and getting his life together.

And he actually thinks we’re jealous. LOL.

 

[sherwoods110]

They have Great Wolf Lodges all over the country. I'm assuming they went to the one in Bloomington, Minnesota then ditched the kids in the hotel for some degenerate swinger event in Minneapolis.
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Oh, I'm a dummy. I didn't realize it was a chain, so I thought the Wisconsin Dells location was the only one. This makes more sense.

 

[Folgers Can]

The discolorations on his skin are really something:

I know it's probably sun damage but AIDS is funnier:

In particular it sure is something how they're neatly lined up parallel to the seams of all those gay wifebeaters he's always wearing:



If you've seen it before, you will immediately be reminded of another condition consistent with this seam-adjacent pattern, and it sure fits the bill considering what's already known about the sort of fetid squalor he calls home:


[L]

Sadly Nick's notoriously tiny Korean laundry machines won't be capable of eradicating this infestation, but hopefully at least Great Wolf Lodge is equipped to fumigate his suite for the safety of other guests.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

that type of ropes.

Weird decision, I thought he would bite a bullet.

 

[AltisticRight]

Weird decision, I thought he would bite a bullet.

He's about 41% closer to becoming Nichole already.

 

[East_Clintwood]

eal talk: There’s no way Nick is having better sex than those of us who aren’t devoting more than half of our waking hours to fixating on sex and digging into an ever-expanding list of novel degeneracy.

Of course he's not. People who have fulfilling sex lives are not desperately trying every perverted trick in the book "to spce things up", because they don't need to.