I'm not gonna be too hard on him for that, in my extended friend group there was a gay guy who was someone's brother so he tagged along for shit on and off and he would just never shut the fuck up about that shit. He was eventually kicked out as people were sick of his shit but I know a lot more about all that gay shit than I ever wanted. To be fair again, nothing's hard on him, as he's very fat and jiggly.
I’ll concede that some might absorb it through random exposure irl or the terminally online could also be aware. I think what separates gaytrick is that he seems to boast about this knowledge and wave it around, he wants you to know that he knows gay because *chuckles condescendingly* are you even secure in your sexuality bro? His autistic overcompensation (seriously, who the fuck tells the world they accidentally finger their poopy butthole like it’s normal and segues immediately into pride parades and feather boas?) gives off real “the lady doth protest too much” vibes. Every time I read a fat tweet about faggotry I see that smug, post-nut gym smirk selfie from the known cruising location in Milwaukee. No straight man has a back log dating back years, of “I’m totally straight, not gay at all, but…” posts.
That seems to be a rather common trait amongst gay men.
Not put stuff in his mouth constantly: Philly cheesesteaks, meatloafs, black cocks, alcoholic beverages, pizzas, fried foods, black cocks, pickled eggs, etc.
Only physically are they similar. This character was actively employed, had a good relationship with his daughter, wasn't incredibly unlikable, and even as a huge pig was more articulate and had better fitting clothing than Patrick.
I would think he'd fantasize about not being so broke and so fat. Or maybe getting his book Tiny Tim Finds a Passable Thai Ladyboy published (his self-insert character is the ladyboy).
I know what you're getting at, but sadly, that can never be Rick. While like Rick he is currently suffering for his hubris, he also has a daughter willing to go to great lengths to save him. I don't think Rick's only spawn would piss on him if he was on fire (especially because Rick would probably make some weird sexual comment about it)
CONGRATULATIONS 
Absolutely beautiful, little infant baby child. Brother Kyle knew it all. Enjoy being jobless, little piggy Jenny.I've been waiting for the official "DAYS SINCE CHRISTMAS CARNAGE WAS FINISHED" account to post it, but since he's taking too long....
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OF ABSOLUTE, OBJECTIVE FAILURE!!
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BROTHER KYLE KNEW IT ALL WITH THE FUNSTERS
"Patrick, you are smart, gainfully employed, and love and support your daughter."
Honda has announced their next Civic will be built in Indiana (archive), and used cars are still a thing. So not only is he being a histrionic little faggot, he's being willfully retarded.
Retarded and histrionic, our Fatrick? I am shocked, flabbergasted!
