A true and honest Ralphahollar will always contain 6 main elements; think of them as the podunk, white trash infinity stones in a wrassle wrassle wiggerfied infinity gauntlet. The first two are coping and seething. No hollaring is complete without session of coping over all his Ls and seething at his enemies. Along with that comes projection. Ralph doesn't just project his attitude and intention, but his insecurities as well. So you can be sure, as a matter of fact, it's probably YEW that is a hog looking, little dick deadbeat dad that got beat up in Portugal twice buddy.
Number 3 would be spin. You can expect the Ralphamale to twist the facts on any given subject about him. Okay, don't you kiwifags understand? He didn't make his mother walk to dialysis, he gave her the opportunity to walk to dialysis. Number 4 is threats. Despite Ralph having the physique of an old toad and the fighting ability of a blind retard, Ralph will insist that he is capable and willing to commit all manner of violent crime, up to and including murder.
Number 5 is bating. Ralph is constantly trying to bait Josh, Jim, Andy, Cog, ect. into coming on his show to argue with him so he can gain a sliver of interest and clout, which he hopes will lead to donos. Unfortunately for Ralph, Cog is a rat eating cuck with a poo wife, and still boring, Jim is busy shilling hats on his deathbed and PPP has Andy properly wrangled. We can only hope that Null won't do this fat retard any more favors.
Finally, number 6, the most crucial element: impotent bragging. Whether Ralph is bragging about meager plates or mediocre pussy, he always finds a way to broadcast exactly how trailer park his standards really are. This is a man that would think Banquet meals from the dollar store are fine dining. Look, Kiwifarms, look at my chicken salad sandwich on a paper plate. You never eat this good. Along with his bragging comes the only form of exercising Ralph gets; mainly running his mouth, stretching the truth and jumping to conclusions. The tales that Ralph weaves would put 17th century sea captains to shame.
HARRROOOOOOO YER LYIN WHOREE I DIDT JUST DO 20MG OF XANNIES AS A MADDAH OF FACT I DID 20MG XANNIES SINCE I WAZ 12 BISH
is already a connoisseur of truffles. The black truffles scooped out of a teenager's starfish.
nail understanding of this, fancying himself a reader and STUDEND UF DA GAYME, but his lack of understanding in all other aspects of life is what brings him to the table, so to speak. That's what brings him to the point that he feels he has to loudly bloviate in the manner of which you speak--life fuckups that he could have prevented, but can't control after the fact.
