🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Epikusername4 said:
its fucking sad what the alogs's and weens have done to him and they all think its all 100% cobes fault, yeah a lot of it is but a lot of it is the unfunny weening. fucking sickos whole lot of em
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Real.
Like, while he wasn't held at gunpoint to huff duster, and he was already abusing substances, but had the alogs not sent him any, we would still be a happy boglim huffing cologne.
Had they not sent him what probably now amounts in hundreds of not thousands of dollars in rotgut high proof alcohol, he wouldn't be as fucked up.
Despite his language and attitude, he mostly avoided the automatic censorship on YouTube, and would still be going live (BOY) if he hadn't been massfagged by redditors.

The boglim isn't prefect, and a lot of his misfortune come from his own actions, but the alogs act as a catalyst and amplifier
 
biggacracka said:
Real.
Like, while he wasn't held at gunpoint to huff duster, and he was already abusing substances, but had the alogs not sent him any, we would still be a happy boglim huffing cologne.
Had they not sent him what probably now amounts in hundreds of not thousands of dollars in rotgut high proof alcohol, he wouldn't be as fucked up.
Despite his language and attitude, he mostly avoided the automatic censorship on YouTube, and would still be going live (BOY) if he hadn't been massfagged by redditors.

The boglim isn't prefect, and a lot of his misfortune come from his own actions, but the alogs act as a catalyst and amplifier
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I remember seeing posts on r/TheBoglim where people were organizing large liquor deliveries to try to fuck him up as bad as they could. I'm talking like at least 4 huge handles of liquor all in the hopes that he would die.
 
Epikusername4 said:
its fucking sad what the alogs's and weens have done to him and they all think its all 100% cobes fault, yeah a lot of it is but a lot of it is the unfunny weening. fucking sickos whole lot of em
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i partially blame his alcohol abuse on the retards that would send him strong stuff they knew he would hate but would drink anyway because of his ODD. i dont remember what stream it was but i think it was after the first NAL visit maybe? but he made this one comment about how people only watch him because they wanna see him get drunk and he looked so defeated pouring his vodka or whatever it was into his drink.

it was like he had this split second of realization that drinking all the time is bad but it was instantly pushed aside for his much stronger need to be a sexy goth bad boy rock star who drinks all the time like ozzy did while also owning all the trolls who think he is too much of a pussy to finish a whole bottle of whiskey.

sometimes i wonder what could have been if people only sent him fun stuff or dumb shit like a clock tower bell or various cobra themed canes or hats. or maybe even a brother for shon.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
i partially blame his alcohol abuse on the retards that would send him strong stuff they knew he would hate but would drink anyway because of his ODD. i dont remember what stream it was but i think it was after the first NAL visit maybe? but he made this one comment about how people only watch him because they wanna see him get drunk and he looked so defeated pouring his vodka or whatever it was into his drink.

it was like he had this split second of realization that drinking all the time is bad but it was instantly pushed aside for his much stronger need to be a sexy goth bad boy rock star who drinks all the time like ozzy did while also owning all the trolls who think he is too much of a pussy to finish a whole bottle of whiskey.

sometimes i wonder what coul,d have been if people only sent him fun stuff or dumb shit like a clock tower bell or various cobra themed canes or hats. or maybe even a brother for shon.
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Have you seen this guy? Maybe a sober Cobra could have been like this.

 
DocHoliday said:
I remember seeing posts on r/TheBoglim where people were organizing large liquor deliveries to try to fuck him up as bad as they could. I'm talking like at least 4 huge handles of liquor all in the hopes that he would die.
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I will now and forever reiterate the following: Total Redditor Death
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Admittedly I only did a cursory glance at that degeneracy but the only "boy/girl" porn I noticed was "big titty squirting lesbian riding sex doll". Josh is extremely homophobic and only watches lesbo porn and solo women on chaturbate, it is why I do not buy the story of him tag teaming a pregnant chick in the back of Chris' van. I cannot see him whipping his dick out, or being next to Chris with his dick out. I will go to my grave swearing it was only a lie to get back at Steph for her admitting she cheated.
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In Josh's mind, if he even glances at another man's penis it'll make him gay. That's why he reacted so violently with the Warlord shirt he was sent, even though it took him about 5 seconds to realize he was staring at Warlord's dick "Oh cool". Chris-chan had the Sailor Moon poster, and Josh had the Britney Spears poster (That he would practice making out with) to keep him straight.
 
Fishcakes said:
What is this based on? Of all the far too many hours of Cobra content I've never gotten this impression at all, seems weird to even bring it up.
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Redditors and retards take his list of qualifications as him reminding himself of what he's not allowed to have. Like, "oh, I'm not allowed to have an underaged girl, I want of-age..." Etc.
 
Mushroom King said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zj3FovuCxUQ
And we're back. 'Hey youtube, I'm sad because my account is in the negative.." Again? .....again?

Here's the fucking transcript : How the fuck am I supposed to take accountability of other people bullying ME?? x8
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Lol he disabled comments (on that video only), it's a shame, I enjoyed seeing the facebook/reddit glass-tapping niggers sneed about Jorbe.
 
Potion_Time said:
If you haven't noticed his regular intrusive thoughts involving young children then you haven't been watching. He regularly says strange things about Ozzy's grand kids and how he would never harm them. Every time he starts talking about how he wouldn't hurt children it's always completely apropos of nothing.
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You do realize a lot of that shit comes from trolls constantly messaging him shit like “I bet you want to fuck ozzy’s grandkids”, right? Whenever he mentions something that specific nine times out of ten it’s because he’s denying things trolls accused him of thinking and in his regard brain it makes him look better to call it out and say he doesn’t think like that instead of just ignoring it and not mentioning what they say about him at all. Just a cursory glance at the Facebook group or the old Reddit shows that plenty of tards text him fucked up shit all the time and have been ever since his number leaked years ago.
 
CobraCoin!

I can see someone making one, rug pulling for the little it brings, and then a-logs try and get him on it.

"Look he scammed his fans!!"

Figured we haven't seen some Cobe Merch for a bit


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ObeseScreamingBlackMan said:
Those haven’t killed Jack Scalfani yet, so they probably won’t get Cobes either.

I’d hypothesize that being a moron lolcow makes you resistant to salmonella, but there must be other factors TOOBZ.
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The multiple strokes say otherwise, but I digress.
 
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