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[Law]

IOC does not do any sex testing. That's why 2 men won Olympic gold for beating up women.

Well, they used to do it via cheek swab, prior to 1992.

the over-policing of men

I think men, if anything, are under-policed. Especially if they say they have a gender identity.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

An extremely long, detailed glimpse into another relationship ending.

Is it just me or do most of these men seem to cry all the time? Do they think it makes them more womanly? If I was with a guy who cried that much, I would steer very clear of him. (Obviously there are legitimate things for men to cry over and I'm not talking about that.) I mean, hell, I'm in my 30s and the first time I ever saw my dad cry was a year ago.

TOTAL POONER TRIUMPH! YOUNG DOOD DEFLATES BREASTS THROUGH MAGIC TESTOSTERONE!

Why is it always that the women who are lucky to be endowed with nice, large breasts want to poon out? I get that large boobs can hurt your back and cause other problems, etc. But typically DD's don't do that. But god damn it, don't they know how lucky they are?

I guess it's a similar thing with the hulking 6'4" men being the ones to transition. Women by and large are attracted to tall men and there are a lot of men who would kill to be that tall. And then these idiots go and squander it.

Cis women do complement each other's hair though. The "It reminds me of my hair" sounds retarded, though.

I am actually someone who is very, very obsessive over hair and it's the first thing I notice on other people. As someone with nice curly hair, I tend to find curly hair very pretty. So sometimes I've complimented women on their hair and they'll go, "Well hey, it's basically like your hair!"

 

[Bloo]

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No, no. First one definitely had the right idea. That woman was definitely lying, lmao.
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They will find literally anything offensive. Nothing is ever good enough for them. I’m so glad I’m no longer talking to any of these people online anymore, they’re insufferable to be around. You’re constantly walking around eggshells.

 

[Twix Eatr]

Well, they used to do it via cheek swab, prior to 1992.

Correct. And despite the vast majority of polled women wanting to continue, they abandoned it.

I think men, if anything, are under-policed. Especially if they say they have a gender identity.

I think anybody in a position where they're around children need to be scrutinized with lots of safeguarding in place. I wouldn't want anybody telling me about their non-existent gender identity around any children.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

I think anybody in a position where they're around children need to be scrutinized with lots of safeguarding in place. I wouldn't want anybody telling me about their non-existent gender identity around any children.

Absolutely.
First sign of a flag or dyed hair and they should be out of the door before their arses even get to sit on a chair.
Letting, and in some cases, encouraging these freaks to have access to young minds is sick, twisted and perverted.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

It’s like the whole “TERF’s want genital checks of children for bathrooms” no feminist in the fucking world wants that.

They always have to present their opponents as Bible-thumping Westboro types too, like it’s impossible to be atheist or agnostic and also be against these grotesque treatments. It’s the dumbest shit ever.

 

[Law]

Why is it always that the women who are lucky to be endowed with nice, large breasts want to poon out?

Because men constantly refer to their breasts as "large" and "nice", act disgusting towards them, then get defensive and tell them they're "lucky" and should be grateful for a physical feature they have no say in and no control over.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It’s like the whole “TERF’s want genital checks of children for bathrooms” no feminist in the fucking world wants that.

I suspect this is another of those troon copes. “Um, ACTUALLY, trans women pass SO WELL that you’d need invasive checks to even TELL!”

That, and there are probably a few who quite like the idea of a stranger pawing at their balls.

They always have to present their opponents as Bible-thumping Westboro types too, like it’s impossible to be atheist or agnostic and also be against these grotesque treatments. It’s the dumbest shit ever.

I swear, every trans person on Reddit claims to be the offspring of some Christian fundie Trump supporter. If I believed them, I’d ask if they’d considered the possibility that transitioning is just a form of rebellion. I suspect the reality is that they exaggerate because “basically privileged middle-class liberal upbringing” doesn’t get the sympathy updoots.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Lots of groups have a reputation for being thin skinned or super touchy.
Not just current year creeds either.

But the troons kick that up to a whole new level.

I suspect the reality is that they exaggerate because “basically privileged middle-class liberal upbringing” doesn’t get the sympathy updoots.

Nailed it!

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Also, who the hell came up with that stupid-ass button question? “If you could press a button and change genders instantly, would you?” There’s no button bro, why is that considered some unofficial diagnostic test?

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Seems that bisexual men aren't that affirming for trannies.

Reminds me of this old chestnut. Straight guys aren’t into troons, I don’t know why this doesn’t compute for them.

 

[Law]

Well, straight guys might be into trans men. I understand some straight men with loose morals go searching for them on Grindr.

“If you could press a button and change genders instantly, would you?” There’s no button bro, why is that considered some unofficial diagnostic test?

Imagine if other medical conditions were diagnosed the same way.
"If you could press a button and make your lungs not full of fluid, would you? Cause that's cystic fibrosis."
"OK, so if there was a magic button that could lower your A1-C levels, would you push it? Yes? OK, definitely diabetes!"
"If you could press a button to make Sonic real and make it so you lived on Sonic's planet, would you press it? Yes? Alright, you totally have autism."

 

[DSHK]

Absolutely.
First sign of a flag or dyed hair and they should be out of the door before their arses even get to sit on a chair.
Letting, and in some cases, encouraging these freaks to have access to young minds is sick, twisted and perverted.

What makes is so insidious is how they corrupt kids it in a way that looks like genuine love and compassion. Clawedbeauty101 is a good example. The devil always appears as an angel of light

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

They always have to present their opponents as Bible-thumping Westboro types too, like it’s impossible to be atheist or agnostic and also be against these grotesque treatments. It’s the dumbest shit ever.

"Bible thumpers" don't want genital checks either. Nobody does (except maybe troons) because it isn't necessary. It's blatantly obvious who belongs where. All anyone wants is to be able to enforce that like we used to- which didn't involve pants checks.

(And they usually come back with some one in a million story of a butch lesbian being "sirred" and kicked out of a ladies' room. But those cases bring up more questions. It takes a lot of work to look male enough to "pass" for someone who doesn't belong in the ladies'. Were these women just innocent victims, or were they trying to pull something over, too?)

 

[TismFarmer]

I once broke up with a guy because he didn't say 'vulva','vagina' or even 'pussy' or 'cunt'
He called it a 'lady's front bottom'
Which, rightly, grossed me out beyond anything I could cope with.
I now believe he may have been prophetic...

Spoiler: Proof he foretold the future

 

[Dolly Brooks]

"Bible thumpers" don't want genital checks either. Nobody does (except maybe troons) because it isn't necessary. It's blatantly obvious who belongs where. All anyone wants is to be able to enforce that like we used to- which didn't involve pants checks.

(And they usually come back with some one in a million story of a butch lesbian being "sirred" and kicked out of a ladies' room. But those cases bring up more questions. It takes a lot of work to look male enough to "pass" for someone who doesn't belong in the ladies'. Were these women just innocent victims, or were they trying to pull something over, too?)

I’m sure there are some paranoid “transvestigators” who are crazy enough to follow masculine-looking women into the bathroom but I don’t think it’s as common as troons want us to believe and I think that problem will disappear once this fad dies down and it’s out of the public’s consciousness.

 

[biggacracka]

He called it a 'lady's front bottom'

Good lord.
Reminds me of "front hole" or worst, "bonus hole"
Calling it a hole is already degrading but it's not even the bonus one you absolute degen. It's the default one. Has been for thousand of millenias

 

[DSHK]

Oh god they got another one. These trannies have to be stopped.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Also, who the hell came up with that stupid-ass button question? “If you could press a button and change genders instantly, would you?” There’s no button bro, why is that considered some unofficial diagnostic test?

Pretty sure most of us would press a button to turn us into billionaires if given the opportunity, but for some reason we can recognize that it's an escapist fantasy at best. Interesting!

Thread tax: a tranny regularly leaks piss. Is this why so many of them have piss fetishes? Because their hormonal abuse causes urinary incontinence?
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Experienced some leakage​

Hello all,
I am 5.5 months in to my medical transition on 100mg of Spiro and 4mg of Estradiol daily. Lately I have been experiencing some urine leakage throughout the day. It’s not due to strenuous activity, movement and even is happening when I don’t feel like I need to use restroom.
I am under the impression that the medications can weaken the muscles down there that can lead to this, but I thought it was more in line to being the result of activity, or even laughter. But this is just feeling a discomfort from moisture and discovering my undies have a wet spot.
I am wondering if any of you can advise me on this on if it’s more common or what not. I do have an appointment with my Endo in a week that I am gonna be bringing this up there too.
Thank you all!

Seems like parents are finally feeling bolder in explicitly rejecting troonery in their kids: enjoy a couple of stories of two different MTFs getting the crackdown from their genetic donors.
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My mother Said I'd never be a woman​

My mother heard my (personal and confidential) appointment with my therapist. She heard from the other side of the door.
I talked to my therapist about being a woman and some trans experiences that I had. This was 3 days ago.
Today my mother confronted me about me considering myself as a woman. It was a rough Conversation.
I won't say everything but what's important is this part:
Me"I just need you to accept me as I am. That's just it. Please."
She"You want me to address you as a she?"
Me"Yes, please. I know it can be hard but I don't care if you get it wrong by mistake sometimes. I just need you to accept me, to love me."
She"well (dead name) I can't, I will always love you, as I am your mother. But you aren't and will never be a woman. That's just biology."
I'm wrecked, pissed, sad, depressed. I really thought she'd do better. But she heard my appointment and used it against me.
I just want to get out of here but I've got no family that would accept me and I feel hopeless.

Spoiler: Knowing OP is underage made the comments so much creepier.

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My parents found out everything.​

Vent: TW: Game end mention
My parents found out everything that I'm transitioning, that im going to a lgbt center for support, that my name in college is my preferred name.
When i talked to them they talked about how im being ungrateful to them, that im killing myself by taking hormones and that if im not loving myself that im regressing and that im letting people put stuff in my head.
Idk what to do they know i can't keep anything i taught i was safe but apparently not. Apparently being happy is a crime to them. And that im not being myself what that means idk agency be dammed.
And now they want me to trow away everything to put my deadname back in school, that i throw away never take hrt and that i never do anything besides school and not be around freinds.

A military manlet finds herself ousted from her position in the army due to Trump's trans ban.
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Officially kicked out of the military​

Well, it finally happened. Years of busting my ass and promotions and awards all down the toilet. My unit enforced our new-and-improved trans ban. After years of trying to change my gender marker, patiently doing everything they asked and them continuously pushing the goal posts on me, I’ve been rewarded with the boot.
I guess if there’s any silver lining, I learned how much of my unit vehemently opposes the new ban, some in my platoon seem like they’d even throw hands to help me stay in. But I have no interest in that. I turned in my gear and signed their papers and said my goodbyes, and they’ll be hard pressed to get me back after the crap the current administration has said about our community. What sucks the most is not being able to be a part of my platoon anymore. They were my second family, always pushing me to be better and having my back. I was fresh out of high school when I joined so they’ve literally watched me grow up and become the man I am today. Every time I think about it I just start crying again.
This sucks.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Reminds me of this old chestnut. Straight guys aren’t into troons, I don’t know why this doesn’t compute for them.

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It’s been a while since i last read that. If it was me, i’d give the ole zinger after being called a faggot, “well if you can’t accept yourself then why should i accept you”.