Always found his poor grasp of the Dutch language bizarre when I watched his videos a few years back. It's like he never made a serious attempt to settle there and integrate. Dutch is an easy language to learn for English speakers (prob the easiest) so I'm guessing he was either too lazy to learn it or thought that as an American learning a foreign language was beneath him.
Always found his poor grasp of the Dutch language bizarre when I watched his videos a few years back. It's like he never made a serious attempt to settle there and integrate. Dutch is an easy language to learn for English speakers (prob the easiest) so I'm guessing he was either too lazy to learn it or thought that as an American learning a foreign language was beneath him.
He learned to read food labels well, since he did the shopping. If you are a homebody and your woman speaks English well, you can manage to skip the immersion experience. I've never been to that country, but my classmate in high school spent a semester there and came back conversant in Dutch. She said it was very easy, though she had never studied a foreign language before.
Always found his poor grasp of the Dutch language bizarre when I watched his videos a few years back. It's like he never made a serious attempt to settle there and integrate. Dutch is an easy language to learn for English speakers (prob the easiest) so I'm guessing he was either too lazy to learn it or thought that as an American learning a foreign language was beneath him.
Hermits have no desire to interact with others, if anything his inability to understand and talk to people must've been a huge relief for him. It was probably his golden ticket to force his ex wife to do plebeian, worldly tasks so he could focus on his much more important voodoo gremlin work.
Who did Dark Lord Warwick smite with a death spell this time? Is he retconning hurricane Katrina claiming he caused it with a time travel spell? Or did he cast another hemorrhoid curse on @Laylithe ? Sam better cast the protectus-deflectus to send the flare up back to Tarl just in case.
it sickens me tarl forced samantha keister to abort his child. what a fucking piece of shit. she clearly wasnt big on abortions. tarl is a scared pussy who failed at his single task, to father his children. he murdered one child in the womb and abandoned the other and wrote her a grimoire as compensation. what a fuck.
8:26 - 11:48 Eats ketchup directly from the bottle.
Anton (Styx's Biltong / Meat sponsor) sent him some new ketchup, and Styx wanted to open it up and try it out on stream. He struggled to open the bottle, makes a sexual innuendo of it being tight (its a pull off tab to preserve freshness) and drinks it straight from the bottle like he is drinking a been, remarking on it, and putting it down onto a pile of coins on his desk. Has a mini rant on bovrite, and goes for another swig of the Desk Ketchup, and comments about how good it is again. It is reveled that Anton is spicing this lolcow up, sending him some mustard and seseme/ weed combo that tastes like something you put on bread, remarking on it pairing well with boiled food for Easter.
17:10 -19:36 Denial. He is not destroying the brand
A fan tries to tell Tarl Warwick nicely he is destroying his brand and making it harder for those interested in his work to share it out. This falls on deaf ears, thinking its not a problem. Tarl just wants to have fun in his bantz streams, talking about whatever he is promped on his "normal" streams are more geared toward news (#News #live is still in the description of his bantz stream). After a long pause, he remarks how there are turned on female clankers in his audience every day (this is not a age restricted stream). Another pause and the cope about how he is dressed silly and refuses to take life seriously taking out a cutlass to show to the audience, after saying that being serious after 2016 is a bad thing for him. Invites people to see how he was pre-2016, and insists his way of dressing and non-normal way doing things is how he go over half a million subscribers.
21:59- 22:41 Magic Meditation
A fan thanks him for meditation techniques. Styx refers to that mediation as gathering energy, noting it takes him longer to "Bring it back up" from the bottom to top faster than top to bottom, and cycles this energy. He does this while on his back, has fallen asleep doing this, and claims to have weird dreams after this. Tarl Warwick casts magic this way.
What the fuck. Imagine walking into the room with a still, scarecrow-like figure in that getup on their back slightly rocking like a upside down turtle, surrounded by sigils, booze bottles, and blood covered crystals. That is what his ex's probably had to encounter whenever he practiced this ritual. It is a good thing he was kicked out of his Netherland house, that shit is insane and his child should not be anywhere near it.
27:21-28:10 More Paganism and Apatheism
Copium Poppies talks about his religion he made, which prompts Styxhexenhammer666 into talking about religion. Styx wants more Paganism in the world. Styx Declares himself to be a Apatheist while saying it is impossible to know if any creative force or god is real, and to just choose the one that fits your desires (which ones are the most interesting; makes the best music, want him enjoy his vices and nature, and getting away from "Human artifice")
From Wikipedia: Apatheism (/ˌæpəˈθiːɪzəm/; a portmanteau of apathy and theism) is the attitude of apathy toward the existence or non-existence of God(s). It is more of an attitude rather than a belief, claim, or belief system.[1][2][3] The term was coined by Canadian sociologist Stuart Johnson.
35:22 -36:47 Locking away the crazy and Stephen's Mom
Styx jokes about stealing this guys mothers onstream after this guy told him that his mother likes how Styx looks, saying its ok to be horny on a bantz stream (not a age restricted stream). Addresses those critical of him going crazy on stream, saying helocks away the crazy on his normal News streams to be semi-normal so that people can know the news. Its only when its a slow news day does he start "cutting loose and just have a nice, funny conversation with people". He also doesn't Fuck on the first date and stated "I actually do have standards I'm not a complete hedonist ", then immediately backtracks to say he does Fuck on the first date depending on the circumstances.
40:47- 41:36 How he met his 2 Ex-Wives.
if its his channel and a bantz stream, he can Perv on his female fans. Tarl Warwick states that Fans have been propositioning him for the last 15 years, mentioning he he met his First wife on ICQ and his second wife on YouTube.
41:36-42:00 and 42:14-43:06 Will not show flintlock, doesn't want to get raided. Sleeps next to several machetes
Reluctant to show flintlocks, says he does own one currently, doesn't think its not included due it being a black powder gun. Still does not want to get raided, and needs to check in with State law in Vermont and Louisiana law. Tarl States he does not want to go back to jail, and
"I'm not interested in getting put back into jail needlessly, and I've got so many blades around me and a Fucking flail and everything else it's not really a problem". He then lists all the other weapons and body armor he has next to him when he sleeps.
Tarl Warwick musing on a livestream about going above and beyond the Raphamale route of dealing with police officers trying to wake him up was not on my bingo card for this year.
1:01:32-1:02:37 Algorithm punishment, blood rituals re-confirmed, and Plan on getting firearms back
Thinks Algorithm is punishing him, since far fewer people are tuning in to his livestreams. He also re-confirms he was doing blood rituals on the night of Thursday March 13th 2025, after wondering why so few people streams. Mentions that after the court case, a motion will be filed and he will get his firearms back. After a pause, mentions judge shopping and moving down to the Fifth District of Texas where they are amenable to firearm rights, but time and money are a problem for him for this plan.
Nothing says he is Innocent of Domestic Violence like Tarl Warwick musing on a livestream to the public about judge-shopping and moving to the 5th district in Texas to avoid the current firearms laws in his state to get his guns back.
Anton (Styx's Biltong / Meat sponsor) sent him some new ketchup, and Styx wanted to open it up and try it out on stream. He struggled to open the bottle, makes a sexual innuendo of it being tight (its a pull off tab to preserve freshness) and drinks it straight from the bottle like he is drinking a been, remarking on it, and putting it down onto a pile of coins on his desk. Has a mini rant on bovrite, and goes for another swig of the Desk Ketchup, and comments about how good it is again. It is reveled that Anton is spicing this lolcow up, sending him some mustard and seseme/ weed combo that tastes like something you put on bread, remarking on it pairing well with boiled food for Easter.
Does Anton not care that this assclown could cast a bad, negative light on his business? If he generated 2000 customers over three years by associating with Tarl, and those 2000 customers now fall away due to Tarl's antics, does he not care about loss of revenue? Or, is any loss of revenue that was gained has merely become "shrink" in the retail sense, and it doesn't matter one iota? Is bad association not in Anton's lexicon?
If I truly wanted products of the nature offered by Anton, I think I would look for a supplier that is NOT associated with Tarl, if I were a person with a modicum of scruples.
Does Anton not care that this assclown could cast a bad, negative light on his business? If he generated 2000 customers over three years by associating with Tarl, and those 2000 customers now fall away due to Tarl's antics, does he not care about loss of revenue? Or, is any loss of revenue that was gained has merely become "shrink" in the retail sense, and it doesn't matter one iota? Is bad association not in Anton's lexicon?
If I truly wanted products of the nature offered by Anton, I think I would look for a supplier that is NOT associated with Tarl, if I were a person with a modicum of scruples.
Part of me wonders if Anton's supporting him out of a sense of obligation, because Ithink Anton started asking for a shout out on Tarl's streams shortly after starting his business. Still... can only go on for so long.
To long time Kiwis out there/here - are there any threads as good as this one? Can you guys recommend? Done Amanda Morris, Vickers Family and Holland Proudfoot so far. None of these can touch this thread.
To long time Kiwis out there/here - are there any threads as good as this one? Can you guys recommend? Done Amanda Morris, Vickers Family and Holland Proudfoot so far. None of these can touch this thread.
between this, the social comments, and the kino casino teardown, this is a pretty active thread with a fairly "normal" guy turning into a fucking shitshow of a lolcow fairly suddenly. this fucking ass has been hemorrhaging viewers on his faggot livestreams and he is blaming the algos and not the drunken groping, cringe as fuck leaks, piles of bpd chicks trying to out him as a fuck ass, abandoned his daughter, forced his ex to abort his unborn child, and worships a demon stole-ass and puts hazbin helluva boss fag art and cringe shit all over the place while doing blood magic on his ex girlfriend with stolen vials of blood while living at home with mom and dad being nigger rich, probably making 100,000 k peak but being so nigger rich he cant make bail while getting fucked in the ass in a nawlins prison and having to sleep next to a toilet during his prison stay to stop the rape. this is pretty decent shitshow. fuck even 4chan had a few threads show up for this lolcow fucking loser tarl.
it sickens me tarl forced samantha keister to abort his child. what a fucking piece of shit. she clearly wasnt big on abortions. tarl is a scared pussy who failed at his single task, to father his children. he murdered one child in the womb and abandoned the other and wrote her a grimoire as compensation. what a fuck.
You are insane if you believe anything that crazy bitch says. Both her and her nazi tranny admirer are lolcows in their own right. Styx is just an absolute cringe lord but those two are attention whores to an almost dangerous level.
To long time Kiwis out there/here - are there any threads as good as this one? Can you guys recommend? Done Amanda Morris, Vickers Family and Holland Proudfoot so far. None of these can touch this thread.
Going through the legal system doesn't prove he is guilty of domestic violence. Bitches lie about that all the time.
As far as him dressing like a pirate and acting cringey all I can say is welcome to the Styxhexenhammer show. I have been watching him off and on since about 2016. That's when I found out about him through an old alt-right forum. He has never been a christian and definitely not a fundie. He started out as one of those edgy internet atheists and used to call himself a Satanist. That was a long time ago though around 2008 2009. His takes on everything but US politics is usually pretty stupid though. I only watched him for his coverage of US politics because we both have the same interests.
He used to wear a leather jacket with no shirt on underneath. The whole pirate thing isn't that shocking. He was never that serious. But being on his second failed marriage (don't take relationship advice from him) and having to pay child support and possibly alimony to his Euro wife is probably putting some stress on him. He said in one stream that he makes $100,000 a year but that's before taxes. He said he pays a lot of taxes because he is self-employed. More taxes supposedly than someone who works a regular wagie job.
Anyone ever see the times when he talks in a British accent randomly? lol
Hell, he can't even speak with a Vermont accent. To be fair, eccentric New England accents seem to have been bred out of existence. For example, the Down East accent of Maine ( Percy Kilbride of Ma and Pa Kettle, PepAHridge FAHM RemeBAHS, Bert and I recordings) does not seem to exist anywhere in the State of Maine anymore, except maybe in the deepest of the deep back woods of Maine.
Hell, he can't even speak with a Vermont accent. To be fair, eccentric New England accents seem to have been bred out of existence. For example, the Down East accent of Maine ( Percy Kilbride of Ma and Pa Kettle, PepAHridge FAHM RemeBAHS, Bert and I recordings) does not seem to exist anywhere in the State of Maine anymore, except maybe in the deepest of the deep back woods of Maine.
When I was down in Alabama back in 2018 I only heard one southern accent. It was from this really fat woman that took the cars back at the car rental place. Otherwise, everyone else just sound like the people in my home state. I was expecting people to sound like how people talked in Gone With the Wind. I also didn't see a single confederate flag. I see more of them here where I live.
Hey Julian, does your audience know that you used to open-handed BEAT the mother of your sons in front of your children? Is that why your children were struggling in school? Because you have no respect for women of any kind, the perfect partner for you IS a man; are you mad because your childhood crush (and my childhood rapist) Blakey-poo doesn't want anything to do with you? I'm glad he gained some sense and ran far away from you. Maybe you can humble yourself instead of trying to humble others; remember that God insists vengeance is his. It's not yours. Your judgement of people doesn't fucking matter to The Most High, you "former" tranny-nazi confused dumbass. Keep leaking everything you want, it's only showing literally EVERYONE that you can't be trusted as a friend, a business partner, trusted with anything because as soon as you don't get your way with a person... here you come whining on the internet attempting to shit on people you can't get one over on, people you don't understand but claim to be just like. You're just jealous because you feel you deserve the same levels of clout as Tarl, right? Yeah. We can all smell it on you.
There must be a reason God designed you the way you are; are you gapped like that so it's easier to lie through your teeth? Makes sense.
Keep leaking everything you want, it's only showing literally EVERYONE that you can't be trusted as a friend, a business partner, trusted with anything because as soon as you don't get your way with a person... here you come whining on the internet attempting to shit on people you can't get one over on, people you don't understand but claim to be just like. You're just jealous because you feel you deserve the same levels of clout as Tarl, right? Yeah. We can all smell it on you.
