💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
Vibralldo said:
Nick means he isn't into pussy and wanted Aaron to himself

100% Aaron's story is closer to the truth. Nick's done nothing but talk about Aaron's cock and explicitly saying "I'm gay" over and over. He always uses humor to hide his true intentions.
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Berrakh said:
Presumably the fine was lowered because nobody would really get off seeing her nudes.
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How butt-blasted do we think Nick is now that a woman whose nudes are officially (legally?) such trash that disseminating them without her consent barely even gets a slap on the wrist, yet she was successful in keeping Aaron from him?
 
Devious Dave said:
didn't Ralph actually have to pay a higher fine than Aaron
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Yes. And so did April on that speeding ticket she got. The one where Nick "represented" her, and they both no-showed.

3MMA said:
Whoever made this did good.
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I made it. 5,000 hours in MS Paint.

WelperHelper99 said:
In this economy? More like 5. Seriously though, Aaron got fucking lucky.
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The luck is that he did it to a PoS, and the prosecution just doesn't want to deal with the headache of taking this bullshit to trial. $50 fine is them saving face. Arron says "sold!"

Which is a smart move on his part. Maybe he'd win at trial ultimately, but $50 is a small price to pay to be done with this, and it's actually funnier than a not guilty verdict IMO. It insults Nick.

It's incredible how unlikable Nick (and I guess Kayla) are now.

Fapcop said:
It’s a jaywalking tier penalty for a jaywalking tier crime.
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Possibly not even. Jaywalking carries a maximum penalty of $100 for a first time offense. I don't know how much a judge would knock that down though. I guess it varies on the judge.

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If anybody is interested, here's a list of common fine amounts in Minnesota. It's the Itasca County website, but the statutes cited are statewide, so it doesn't matter. Nothing on that list is under $100.


Now, granted, Aaron will have court costs tagged on when this is all said and done, but so would all the other offenses listed.

It is more expensive to have the wrong address on your DL ($105 fine) than to share a nude image of Kayla Rekieta. :story:

If you don't find that funny, I dunno what to tell you.

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Captain Manning said:
The luck is that he did it to a PoS,and the prosecution just doesn't want to deal with the headache of taking this bullshit to trial. $50 fine is them saving face. Arron says "sold!"

Which is a smart move on his part. Maybe he'd win at trial ultimately, but $50 is a small price to pay to be done with this, and it's actually funnier than a not guilty verdict IMO. It insult's Nick.

It's incredible how unlikable Nick (and I guess Kayla) are now.
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You are right that this is a slap in the face. Kayla at this point is a $50 dollar hooker in the eyes of the court. That is kino. Truly kek.
 
There She Glows said:
All of that plastic surgery done on her breasts, only for them to be valued at $50 by the Minnesota government. Sad!
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Healthy young woman marries Nick Rekieta, gets pumped with massive shots of Aaron's goo, settles revenge porn case with a fine lower than a speeding ticket - QAYLA. Few such cases!
 
Captain Manning said:
If you don't find that funny, I dunno what to tell you.
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Rekieta has really mastered the comedic art of stepping in a rake you put down yourself.

I’ll bet you 10 nudes of Kayla (or the monetary value there of!) that he will be hammered about this every single time he tries to ingratiate himself with some gross pedo, and it’s entirely of his own making like all his other Ls.
 
gearhead1395 said:
"What's next, he gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!"

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No, he did that for free. Nick let him.

The only crime here is he inflicted a nude picture of Kayla on somebody else. Shame on you Aaron. Do better. :story:

Iron Within 04 said:
>Does nothing
>Wins
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Lot of that going on. Such is dealing with Nick Rekieta. All you have to do is wait, and you'll be proven right and vindicated eventually.

Sneed Force One said:
Did Ralph get better/worse result than Aaron with his infamous Nolo Contendere case?
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The Faith thing? I don't think we know fully yet, because Aaron might get some probation time.

This isn't a complete done deal, but it's looking pretty good for Aaron.
 
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