💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[FILTH Tourist]

So an NFT of Nude Kayla is only going for $50. That is a rather sad valuation. They've sold NFT cartoons of monkeys for a cool million, and the monkey wasn't even nude.

An NFT at least has a single owner at a time. Kayla's value was severely diminished for being a part of a swinger's lifestyle where half the county got a ride.

 

[3MMA]

Whoever made this did good.

 

[Oxyjen]

Well. Nick, how did your latest epic legal plot work out? You complained to the police, supposedly to defend Kayla’s dignity (but really to get petty revenge on your ex gay crush).
Now she’s famous for a $50 tit pic and hates you more than ever, meanwhile the Toe has indeed blundered into another win.
Was it worth it?

 

[RotPockets]

Whoever made this did good.
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Reminds me of this joke:

A little kid goes to his dad and asks "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?"

The dad replies "Well, let me explain using an example.

Go to your sister and ask her if she'll have sex with the Kyle, the kid next door, for fifty thousand dollars."

The boy goes to his teenage sister and asks. The sister thinks and says "Yeah, I think I would."

The boy tells his dad about his sister's answer.

The dad says "Okay, now go ask your mother if she'd have sex with Kyle's dad for fifty thousand dollars."

The boy asks his mother. His mom says "Y'know, I think I would." The boy tells his dad the answer.

So the dad says "Well, let's put it this way. In theory, we have a hundred thousand dollars. But in reality… we live with a couple of whores."

Theoretically worth $50.00,
Realistically worthless.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Shit like this is why I have "emergency whisky."

 

[Swole McPole]

If I'm Aaron, there's no way in hell I'm taking this plea deal. Not because of the fine. $50 is fine. Hell, ramp it up to $500. But I wouldn't be accepting a sentence that involved probation.

I'd rather roll the dice in court.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I am just gonna put this out there, IDK anything about cheerleading except having 3 friends as cheerleaders.

AINT NO WAY that a guy was cheer captain. None. Maybe, co-capitan, and even then it would be a 3 way...
Why
1. Because the girls are the majority
2. Did I nention FEMALES are not only involved BUT the focus of cheerleading
3. Funny n weird how oh capitan position was never mentioned by NOT one but THREE people in junkie-man orbit: whore-wife, drex, junkie
4. So NOW the college story went from being forced to join cheer as a quid pro quo to get cheers to join karate, to now he WILLINGLY and 100% unlikely was a MALE CAPTAIN of a cheer squad.
5. I mean its not like a FOOTBALL captain or actual sports teams where men are captains in MEN sports teams. I have NEVER seen a MALE sports cheer group. They are all 99.9.percent female.
6. Junkie literally CANNOT STOP lying about ANYTHING and everything. Whats to gain from this lie?
7. Guaranteed there are public yearbooks from his college to prove/disprove, like melton's pix, I did not really look at melton's yearbpok.pix---looked like a yearbook pic-- or animal house audition
8. Also as a MALE he would not have the female body parts to help cheerleaders with "malfunctions" in their locker rooms and showers.
9. MOST OBVIOUS, you need choreography skills, you come up with cheer routines. Is junkie now claming he has dance or choreography skills? I know, I know. Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, dream skills he thinks he has, right?

JUNKIE is literally just a high-school mean girl IRL. THIS is stuff an old broad would lie about. When did his menopause start? Is that why he is on pretty MENOPAUSAL YT channel so often? To learn about the meno changes of his new womb tattoo body?

Never forget that Nick said he "pretended" to be gay in order to get close to Kayla.
At this stage, I can confidently add this to the ever-growing list of Nick's lies.
He wasn't pretending, because he's actually a faggot.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'd love for community posts to not state something that isn't true.
The case has not concluded, it is so far an OFFER from the state that Aaron could accept.

There has been zero change in MCRO, no documents filed or anything, and the case is still schedule for a motion hearing and a trial.

 

[DemsBNutz]

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Omfg he’s citing “I was captain of the cheer squad in my D57 school.” This is Dax’s prom/homecoming king faded glory, only 1000x more embarrassing.

He almost sounds like he's in a hair club... I'm not just the president i am also a client, food taster, queen, king, zamboni driver, rock star, drug dealer, arms dealer, surgeon, sailor moon, a giant dildo... Errr Baldo, Ass harmonica player, 3 time state champion at Scrabble, editor, artist, artist on a bender, bender on a bender..... Man the character this man thinks he is has so much depth and - 2000% substance... With a dash of 400% substances abuse. Sprinkle in animal abuser, child neglector and shit flinger and you have a real ... ASS DAD. The hero to no one but himself.. Plankeye this man is biblical example of plankeye.

 

[Oliver Onions]

How many nudes is Kayla gonna have to sell to cover costs when Nick finally gets gaped by Monty in court?

 

[Homer Simpson]

Alright everyone, I am putting it out into the universe. We need a legal crossover. The Imholte case referenced during the destiny non consenual porn sharing case. Then we can ask Nick if his case has ever set legal precedent. Non practicing, non precedent, non lawyer.

 

[thebigdream]

If I'm Aaron, there's no way in hell I'm taking this plea deal. Not because of the fine. $50 is fine. Hell, ramp it up to $500. But I wouldn't be accepting a sentence that involved probation.

I'd rather roll the dice in court.

Depending on the crime I might agree. But knowing how pants-on-head retarded courts can be about revenge porn, I'm taking that plea any day of the week.

 

[Tablet County]

I don't know what's funnier, that Kayla is apparently worth fiddy dollars or that Rackets got so high on his farts about destroying Aaron, and the best he could get is fiddy dollars.

 

[DemsBNutz]

You can buy 18 cans of spaghettios, providing 3.6 solid meals for each child.

For just 50 buck you too can feed starving children, a filling dinner of spaghettios! @$0. 97 a can with meatballs! You can make sure this crew of 5 children gets delicious num nums for days on end.. Call today operators are standing by.

 

[Lukie]

>Judge's face turns sour rating the nudes for value

I do kind of feel bad for Kayla for the compensation value, she's had kids etc so that must sting.

But it must be psychologically damaging for Balldo though which is hilarious!

 

[AltisticRight]

@Null it's a very minor nitpick. The feature should say "a nude image" not "nude images".
Specifically, Aaron Imholte shared one topless trollop image. It's $50 for a pair of Kayla tits or $25 each.

$50 price of a Kayla nude

Well, if you're low on cash, $25 gets you one tit.
Fortunately Kayla isn't Ethan Ralph. Ethan Ralph has 3 tits, it'll drive the value down further!

 

[Uncle Buck]

While we’re nitpicking, doesn’t “revenge” “porn” require public dissemination of an image as opposed to private texting it to a single individual?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Ngl, when I first heard '50 bucks' and 'Kayla', I thought it was a reference to Hedonism about a 50-man train being run on her (while Nick sat in the corner counting the $1,000 to pay for 'medical reasons')

 

[AncientPhosphur]

@Null it's a very minor nitpick. The feature should say "a nude image" not "nude images".
Specifically, Aaron Imholte shared one topless trollop image. It's $50 for a pair of Kayla tits or $25 each.

“Judge this is an outrage! I spent way more money on those tits than Aaron did! I demand an appeal to the Supreme Court until I get fair value for shaming my wife!”

 

[Tiger Jack]

There's a joke in here somewhere about $2.00 cans at Stoney's.