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Not 6 Foot said:
I remember being... 13ish? Me and a buddy did a panty raid on a girl's sleepover down the road (his girlfriend was there) and were expecting to live out the fantasies we'd hyped ourselves up with, both from early introduction to porn and hollywood movies making every teen girl out to be hornier than the guys were.

They were in the ugliest, baggiest pajamas, completely undone face and hair, sat cross legged in the living room watching late night MTV and painting their nails. They were literally just talking about their nails. Nothing else. Oh, and they called my mom and tattled on us so we all got in huge trouble, but that's kind of what we deserved for scaring the crap out of them at 12:30am by stalking around their windows.

It was a pretty good wake up call. Maybe seeing it from the inside will teach the troon that fantasy and reality are different words for a reason?
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Nah he will 100% guaranteed try to molest them, and probably be very insistent about it. Also guaranteed that the handmaidens will not learn anything from it.
Chandelier said:
suggests that more older brothers increases the likelihood that the younger is gay due to maternal hormones attacking the fetus.
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So... they're born this way. Just not because of a gene.
 
Barbenheimer said:
As long as a troon is genuinely wanting to seek the Lord and willing to change their sinful ways church is the best place for them to be, yeah they’re a freak even currently but Jesus will work on their life if they’re willing to repent, not a pastor. Kicking them out, while funny to us, will ultimately only teach troons to stay away from the Bible and make them go to pro-trans safe places that preach and reinforce to them that God made them trans, that God made trans kids and supports transitioning, etc. If they cross the line while at church, eyeing children, then cast them out into the hellfire



Total game changer, thanks
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Disagree. If a man is wearing women’s clothes, introducing himself as a woman, using the women’s bathroom, etc - the pastor can ask him to leave or present himself as a man.

A lot of young families are turned away from church because of this bullshit tolerance.

People are saved through god and god’s grace alone. I hate when churches decide the cross dressers HAVE to stay because where else will they find god?? It’s hubris and it pushes most other people away from the church.

Sorry, I digress
 
Hmm. Any Mormons here?
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Barbenheimer said:
As long as a troon is genuinely wanting to seek the Lord and willing to change their sinful ways church is the best place for them to be, yeah they’re a freak even currently but Jesus will work on their life if they’re willing to repent, not a pastor. Kicking them out, while funny to us, will ultimately only teach troons to stay away from the Bible and make them go to pro-trans safe places that preach and reinforce to them that God made them trans, that God made trans kids and supports transitioning, etc. If they cross the line while at church, eyeing children, then cast them out into the hellfire
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Nope. He needs to start by dropping the lies and presenting himself to the church as the man he is, not as some simpering fag in womanface asking for she/her and to be called Lilith.

That is the absolute bare minimum starting point to show you are serious about repentance and turning your life around. Until then, you're a menace to the kids and possibly more, in the parish.
 
Barbenheimer said:
As long as a troon is genuinely wanting to seek the Lord and willing to change their sinful ways church is the best place for them to be, yeah they’re a freak even currently but Jesus will work on their life if they’re willing to repent, not a pastor. Kicking them out, while funny to us, will ultimately only teach troons to stay away from the Bible and make them go to pro-trans safe places that preach and reinforce to them that God made them trans, that God made trans kids and supports transitioning, etc. If they cross the line while at church, eyeing children, then cast them out into the hellfire
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If they're at the point they want to "repent" and seek help they would already know that crossdressing is a no-no and not show up in full troonface. They would go there with the intention of seeking spiritual guidance to curb their desires to indulge such a fetish. This troon in question 100% went there because he wanted to shove his perversion in front of Church going people and them be quiet about it. Letting people into the "fold" despite not proving themselves or knowing their intentions is part of why many churches are so weakened and as another poster mentioned, why a lot of people no longer trust them. A pastor's job isn't just to let in new people but to protect his current "flock".

This one did so and good on him.
 
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It hurts when a normal person you befriended troons out and suddenly hates his own life and you're unable to tell him that he's retarded because it's transphobic.
Now if only this faggot would stop posting his in-grown hair curled thighs like it's anything but disgusting.
What a fat retard. What a sad gay faggot world.
 
Paper Machete said:
The other theories are thing people bring up sometimes so it was on my mind lol
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To this and all the other theorizing and such:

We know the reason. It's the behavioral sink produced by overpopulation and abundance of resources.

It's the mouse utopia.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
cant poop while wearing binder
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I truly, hand-on-heart have no fucking idea what this retard is talking about. Being unable to shit until you first remove an article of upper body clothing is like not being able to hear until you take your shoes off. Is this just some autism/OCD thing that she just assumes is a common among all people?
 
SnergenFlergen said:
I truly, hand-on-heart have no fucking idea what this retard is talking about. Being unable to shit until you first remove an article of upper body clothing is like not being able to hear until you take your shoes off. Is this just some autism/OCD thing that she just assumes is a common among all people?
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But I did hear about some people who have to take every piece of their clothing off whenever they want to take shit, even in public toilets, or else they're not gonna be able to do it. Probably some form of retardation yeah
 
Cake Point said:
But I did hear about some people who have to take every piece of their clothing off whenever they want to take shit, even in public toilets, or else they're not gonna be able to do it. Probably some form of retardation yeah
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That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard in my life. Can anyone shed any light on why people feel the need to do this? It can't be for hygiene reasons, because (especially in public lavatories) they'd presumably be placing their clothes on the piss-soaked floor while they have a shit. That's fucking revolting.

There is no functional reason to do that. I can't see a person being compelled to strip naked to have a shit for any reason other than pure, animalistic retardation.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
I truly, hand-on-heart have no fucking idea what this retard is talking about. Being unable to shit until you first remove an article of upper body clothing is like not being able to hear until you take your shoes off. Is this just some autism/OCD thing that she just assumes is a common among all people?
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A binder restricts the freedom of the thorax, simple as. The stupid pooners wearing them literally cannot breathe properly. It's a new-age corset, I don't imagine any high-born Victorian waif was able to shit easily in full gear either.
 
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Dr. Butt said:
A 5'10" female can easily be 120-125lbs. That would still be larger than a runway model or even high-fashion editorial model, and probably have more muscle mass than an average weight woman.
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That weight is near anorexia BMI (17.9 vs 17.5). I mean obviously there are women who have that weight and height but it's not healthy or normal looking.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard in my life. Can anyone shed any light on why people feel the need to do this? It can't be for hygiene reasons, because (especially in public lavatories) they'd presumably be placing their clothes on the piss-soaked floor while they have a shit. That's fucking revolting.

There is no functional reason to do that. I can't see a person being compelled to strip naked to have a shit for any reason other than pure, animalistic retardation.
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And taking the shoes off to take your pants off. Ive never met someone who takes their clothes off to shit, and i hope i never do, cause it sounds insanely fat and retarded.
 
Pube Dandruff said:
A binder restricts the freedom of the thorax, simple as. The stupid pooners wearing them literally cannot breathe properly. It's a new-age corset, I don't imagine any high-born Victorian waif was able to shit easily in full gear either.
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I've given this far more thought than is probably advisable and I'm still not getting it. A chest binder is, by the looks of things, basically just a tight cropped vest. I'm not seeing how that would prevent much of anything, especially any activity that involves a toilet.

Taking a shit doesn't usually involve all that much by way of abdominal movement. People don't generally do Pilates or the YMCA dance while they're taking a shit, you usually just sort of sit down. I fail to see how someone wearing a chest binder would struggle more to sit on a toilet than they would on any other chair. Also this pooner presumably also has to sit down to take a manly piss, so why is this problem exclusive to shitting and not pissing? Shitting shouldn't be all that much more strenuous on the abdomen and airway than pissing is, unless your diet consists entirely of cheese and concrete.

The pooner in question is either autistic or monstrously overweight. Possibly both.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
A chest binder is, by the looks of things, basically just a tight cropped vest. I'm not seeing how that would prevent much of anything, especially any activity that involves a toilet.
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Some women have big tits. When you squish them down to make an appearance of a flat chest, you are crushing your lungs and the rest of your chest anatomy. I don’t understand why this is so hard for you to visualize. Everything is hard to do when you can’t breathe. The pooner is just a retard by only pointing out she can’t shit. She probably struggles to do everything, so I assume she is just lazy and does nothing the rest of the time. Shitting usually takes a little exertion, unless you eat a lot of fiber, and I doubt this pooner is eating a healthy diet. Whereas peeing is just releasing the bladder so there is no struggle there.
 
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