💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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John_Smith said:
So I'm not the only one who detects a whiff of TDS? Another thing he has in common with Man o' Pig, to go with the oversharing impulse. Has the ground thawed enough for him to bury his dead rabbit, or did he, y'know, well the Germans have a word for it, Hasenpfeffer?
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Oversharing just seems to be his default mode. Wonder what changed between his plans to emigrate to the States with his totally real family and this, now.
TerminalTryHard said:
"If violence wasn't an answer the government wouldn't want a monopoly on it" is a shockingly based statement for the pig.

I wonder who he stole it from?
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It's a fairly common term but my suspicion is that he might've gotten inspiration from this article. It checks a lot of the boxes for Pigly (topical pop culture reference, pretentious 'intellectual' site, etc.) and he was sperging about Hackman a bit on Twitter. That might be giving too much credit for our Rhodes scholar, though, and he just lifted it wholesale from someone else.
 
I feel like we're almost on the cusp of something really hilarious happening, like him fedposting about Trump and getting SWATTED once again, this time by the FBI.
 
Dafuqisdis? said:
I feel like we're almost on the cusp of something really hilarious happening, like him fedposting about Trump and getting SWATTED once again, this time by the FBI.
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I know the feeling. If I had a genie two of those wishes would be thrown on Fatrick and Jackie live streaming their life or otherwise having video footage of their day to day just to see how fat and lazy (and crazy) they are as proof (and content, ala Shut Up Little Man!)

The third one I dunno I'd wish for a chop chee.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I know the feeling. If I had a genie two of those wishes would be thrown on Fatrick and Jackie live streaming their life or otherwise having video footage of their day to day just to see how fat and lazy (and crazy) they are as proof (and content, ala Shut Up Little Man!)

The third one I dunno I'd wish for a chop chee.
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From Queens?
 
TerminalTryHard said:
"If violence wasn't an answer the government wouldn't want a monopoly on it" is a shockingly based statement for the pig.

I wonder who he stole it from?
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The problem is he's too gay, weak and fat to engage in any effective form of violence. Violence is a solution for the existence of Rick, not the other way around.
 
AnOminous said:
The problem is he's too gay, weak and fat to engage in any effective form of violence. Violence is a solution for the existence of Rick, not the other way around.
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No, child. He is not too weak.* He has posted many thousands of times ample evidence of his status as An Actual Tough Guy: many pictures of a himself at a local gay sex emporium gymnasium, myriad tales of fist fights and even multiple knife fights he's gotten in that he ended so quickly and so decisively absolutely zero evidence exists they ever occurred, and he has outlined exactly what would happen to any attacker in the future with so much confidence how could anyone doubt the situation would unfold exactly as he claims it would.

He doesn't even fear law enforcement officers! Lest it's forgotten, he once launched an attack on several armed, experienced officers. I suspect he made the punch appear so weak, gay, and effeminate so as not to terrify any witnesses in the immediate area, but that's besides the point.

We should count ourselves lucky he only seeks to end our lives via employment of the justice system and not through his martial might. The days of our clinical stalker criminal cult are numbered.

*-It's not actually possible to deny that Patrick is very fat and very gay. Both my phone and the forum software refused to post this until I amended my post to reflect the truth.
 
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According to Rick, FDR singlehandedly won WW2 (never mind the fact that he died before V-E day or V-J day). I hope we're on the cusp of another General Fatton arc.
 
It's always fun to find instances of patposting in the wild. A quick stroll on the comment section of Dankula's latest video (on the resurgence of the "black Brits" discourse) produced this little gem:

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Leslie isn't letting him get away with it.
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While I love the pests and shit like wookieposting, my absolute favorite Rick interactions are where he's alienating relative normies because he's literally incapable of not acting like a gigantic asshole at all times.
 
Dean Pentel said:
We should count ourselves lucky he only seeks to end our lives via employment of the justice system and not through his martial might. The days of our clinical stalker criminal cult are numbered.
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I don't know who you are, stalker. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you that you will never receive a cent, stalker. What you will receive are my very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career of making pepperoni. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, infant stalker. If you cease calling me fat now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you continue to contact this phone number, I will look for you, I will find you... and you will enjoy prison.
 
AnOminous said:
While I love the pests and shit like wookieposting, my absolute favorite Rick interactions are where he's alienating relative normies because he's literally incapable of not acting like a gigantic asshole at all times.
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Made me think of a fun way to respond to him -- act horrified when he talks about 'his family' being the target of domestic terrorists (or whatever) and ask if his kids are all right. A perfectly normal response well-adjusted people would have but would likely have Patty flying off the handle in a rage.
 
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