💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Nick claims that it wasn't people from his church that reported him, it was 4 people from his personal life and that actually all the people from his church are cool with him

He says the people didn't know about the drugs (as if it wasn't blatantly obvious he was on drugs)
 
Nick says he's "gonna stream this week, literally tomorrow"

He claims that every time he's wanted to he thought about things too hard and got sad

Claims he's might go to NYC to cover the Diddy trial

Lol sure, Nick
 
You can see Nick is frothing at the mouth to bitch and cry about his life, but he has to reserve himself because normal people who aren't Dabbleverse faggots who also aren't interested in the 37th discussion about Aaron's penis, are watching.

It's amusing to watch as he cuts himself off before his first syllable.

Update: He's been so obsessed with Aaron for so long he's completely out the loop in pop media discussion. He's visibly confused how to enter the conversation with a zinger. His social skills are SHOT
 
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Even more egregious than the Baywatch tank is the fact he thinks “Dancing in the Moonlight” was by Van Morrison.

There is so much wrong with this man.
 
AnOminous said:
I wonder why Nick picked her.

Kayla.
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Nick's insane mom.
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Everytime I see images of these two I get a massive fight or flight surge of adrenaline, like some kind of feral ghoul has leapt out of an alleyway holding a knife at me. I've never seen such psychotic eyes even among junkies. And to think they're trying to look sane for the camera, lord only knows what they're like in person. Imagine being the kids and seeing these freaks together at Christmas lunch, they'd be like monkeys flinging shit across the room and speaking at 3x speed. Suddenly neglectful dad doesn't seem so bad, at least he's good for a line of coke or two.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick claims that it wasn't people from his church that reported him, it was 4 people from his personal life and that actually all the people from his church are cool with him

He says the people didn't know about the drugs (as if it wasn't blatantly obvious he was on drugs)
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Nick will convince himself of this. Remember, in his mind, he's convinced everyone in the church except the incel prudes, the he is both David and Jesus. Except better. Aaron must be destroyed because he is blaspheming David, Jesus and David-Jesus' coke whore Aprilsheba as well as Kayla Magdalene. Aaron cast the first stone by spinning "Left Hand - Yellow."

Nick is working on his Jesus return stream. "Sherman on the Mount - Me, Kayla, Kayla's Jamaican friends and my chair":
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick claims that it wasn't people from his church that reported him, it was 4 people from his personal life and that actually all the people from his church are cool with him
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Clearly those other 4 kids couldn't stand daddy's favorite got to use the bullet whenever they wanted.
 
Nick I'mNotGay Rekieta. They're talking about gay men rn (really).

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Edit: Yes, @Captain Manning. Anna.. She followed that OF doppelganger-for-April chick, whose name I'm forgetting, blessedly.
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Edit II: He said that none of the 4 people who reported him to the cops were from the Church. We KNOW that's not true. We have the names of JaymeLee Wright and Paula Holmen from the probable cause document. They both attend the Evangelical Covenant Christian Church of New London. Paula is head of Children's Ministries.
 
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Not to make this overtly political or anything, but Trump delivered an absolute banger of a speech the other day. Highly entertaining.

My point being Nick could have livestreamed it since he basically has no other obligations. He might have gotten at least a few shekels. He wouldn't have even had to have been that sober.

Alas, he much rather hang out with a fat pedo and complain about Aaron instead. Again. SAD!

Or, put another way:

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(This is fake, and if you think otherwise you are dumb)

Vibralldo said:
Nick claims that it wasn't people from his church that reported him, it was 4 people from his personal life and that actually all the people from his church are cool with him

He says the people didn't know about the drugs (as if it wasn't blatantly obvious he was on drugs)
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Sure Nick. It's not like we've all read the warrant application that says otherwise.

Melty Butter said:
Nick I'm Not Gay Rekieta. They're talking about gay men rn (really).

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Is that Anna in the lower right? Fuck. I was hoping we were done with her.
 
Biggus McDickus said:
I've never met anyone in life as unhinged as this skelly faggot. He just can't let it go. He can't let anything go. Imagine living your life like this, assisted with the aid of mommy and daddy's money. Absolute clown 🤡
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People have stated this I am sure, but Nick, in his infinite narcissism, has somehow managed to pin all of his failures onto an external source: Aaron. This means that, in Nick's mind, if he can somehow defeat Aaron, he can "win" his life back, and everyone will love him again. I am sure he has lied to himself so much in his own head that he BELIEVES IT TO BE TRUE. This isn't a case of Nick lying to others, Nick has now passed that point and has thoroughly convinced HIMSELF of this.
 
Captain Manning said:
Here's another thing I haven't seen anybody else mention, and it really needs to be mentioned:

It's a safe, right?

Safes lock. That's the whole point.

Was the safe locked when the sheriff's department raided?

Because you may recall Nick was so obstinate during the warrant service that he made them bash down his front door. How improbable is it that he then willingly gave them the combination (or key) to the safe the coke was found in?
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Well, when he called in to NLO the other day, he used the phrase: '... and the cops cracked open the safe.... '

Which implies that it was locked, but easily opened.
 
It's amazing to me that Rackets still has bridges to burn. I mean I don't really know a lot about who these other people are except that one guy crashed his race car but still.

Melton doesn't count because he's a disgusting pedophile who just uses Nick for attention.
 
Hellblazer said:
Well, when he called in to NLO the other day, he used the phrase: '... and the cops cracked open the safe.... '

Which implies that it was locked, but easily opened.
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The problem is that he lies about everything. So even his natural usage of language in descriptives such as "cracked open" could be false. I think we need a body language and deception detective to analyze him at some point. His "tells" of when he's lying could be so discreet that a deep look into the way he masks them could be of useful benefit to us.
 
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Summary of the Coomalot stream with Rekieta. I'm ignoring repetitive stuff regarding Aaron, supposedly not wanting to drink now, cult leader allegations, losing weight, being drug tested 5x/week until Nov., etc. (All of which were mentioned.)

Disclaimer: I wrote this in real time while on 1.5x speed. It's not intended to be comprehensive.

- An "April from chat" (Coomalot's words) texted him (Cody) because she could not Superchat.
- Says he donned the tank top in honor of Cody.
- Says he's sorry for causing pain to his kids but that the rest was "awesome".
- Says he can be drug tested in Vegas for Hackomania if necessary; will only go for Thurs and Fri bc it's Mother's Day weekend.
- Retells the story about being on acid, naked-probably in lobby, when at the Houston Hilton (Cecil was there; his name was on the room). Something about the name on the reservation being Quincy. (I'm confused and also don't care.)
- Mentioned he has a sister-in-law (Jackie Woltjer?) who makes amazing sweets but he hates sugar-infused foods. A Popeyes has opened in Willmar and he's been eating it weekly. Cue Black people jokes.
- Says Drex is mad at him but he doesn't know what it's about.
- Explained that he's updating his computer to Windows 11.
- Discusses having his wisdom teeth removed from a "buddy" of his who is an oral surgeon; waking up mid surgery.
- Said he'll start streaming tomorrow but every time he intends to stream he gets "too into my feelings".
- Said he didn't enter his "office" for a long time after the arrest.
- Tells Cody, as Dad advice, not to talk about "smashing" Girl Scout Cookies because minors.
- Broke the glass table in the suite they shared in Vegas - something about the clamp for the camera stand.
- Jokes about nudes he's sent to Cody. (Or was it a joke?)
- Complained about wasting $6K on a motion hearing just for lawyers' fees. (Smallest violin.)
- Says that once you are a streamer, you will not be able to get a normal job due to the dedicated haters who will find you.
- Discusses divorce and how it's not worth litigating due to lawyer fees. "I hate family law".
- Plans a stream to cover a MN court case in which a car is considered a public place.
- Jokes about how he plans to "crash and burn all over again".
- Said the flu has "ravaged our house" recently
- Complained that the State takes away substances when people are going through the "worst time in their life" (as if that's a bad thing).
- Says people are stupid for acting shocked over the coke bust because it's not like he was hiding it.

General observations:
- Lots of jittering and swaying in his chair, shifting eyes. (I'm guessing it's Adderall or a variant.)
- He started by standing and then sat down at his desk.
- He was drinking a Dr. Pepper, I believe. Then reached for a water bottle behind him.
- Seemed insecure (for him). Plenty of nervous laughter. I had a moment of feeling sorry for him.
 
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