💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Which is doubly ironic seeing as she herself has a fucking beard
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Eh, that's peach fuzz at best. As much as I love (utterly love) to shit on Fatrick, insulting Niki for this little thing is lame.

What's more funny/interesting is to see how different she is in the photos we have. Look at her when she is dancing with the dark skinned Star Trek cosplay guy (can't find the picture right now but someone has it) or this picture with the frog. She looks so happy, she is almost cute when she's happy and smiling.

Compare that to the picture we have of her with Patrick where she looks like a hostage, eyes devoid of life, utterly done with the world.

Maybe I am just a softy at heart, but I think Pat has just drained the life out of her. I hope she dumps that 700lbs failure as soon as she can and finds herself a nice butch Plaid lesbian to be happy with.
 
Guys, chill with the deadnaming, ok? His name is Pat.
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Oh, sorry I got the transition name wrong. My bad. Anyways, chill guys. Everybody please respect Jennifer, all right?
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Fine then. It isn't Jen. My bad everyone, I was trying to be polite to JenRick and failed.

She clearly is very much bothered when people dont get her name right. Thankfully I know the Funsters are cool guys and won't use this to fuck with Ricardo's ODD:

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Patposting is dead. Long live GirlNameposting.
 
Fat heard of a "hunger strike" and decided to go on strike from ever being hungry
 
My favourite part of Pig vs Brianna was Pat saying he's 'close with many trans people across the spectrum'. Is fucking ladyboys one of the things he alluded to being into during his meltdown with Josiah Munoz?
TaimuRadiu said:
Again I say he got robbed of lolcow of the year.
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I have a good feeling about 2025. I don't think Nick has another steal in him as he's pretty boring now and once all his legal shit wraps up I think he'll disappear, but Pat has a lot of potential. If he loses his case against MPD he is going to be angrier than ever, and if he wins he's going to be more arrogant than ever.

Either way the result is the same: unprecedented levels of childing.
 
femoralcanal said:
Guys, chill with the deadnaming, ok? His name is Pat.
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Oh, sorry I got the transition name wrong. My bad. Anyways, chill guys. Everybody please respect Jennifer, all right?
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Fine then. It isn't Jen. My bad everyone, I was trying to be polite to JenRick and failed.

She clearly is very much bothered when people dont get her name right. Thankfully I know the Funsters are cool guys and won't use this to fuck with Ricardo's ODD:

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Patposting is dead. Long live GirlNameposting.
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Don't misgender the former Jennifer Tomlinson, child. IT'S MISTER!

Something Awful said:
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Wow, inspiring. What were they even protesting? A 24 hour "buying boycott" sounds beyond pointless.

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Oh for fuck's sake.
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Fat Rick will try to buy a cheesesteak at 2 AM thinking it was still the previous day (all that craft beer fucks with your sense of time, plus the Negroes from the Section 8 complex going in and out of your wife's bedroom), realize it was the day of the blackout, cry, shit himself, eat his cheesesteak, shit himself some more, and eventually pass out on his couch hearing the rip roar of Negroid flatulence into his wife's twat.
 
Platinum Hits Dan releases a new song (NSFW):

Oops my bad, this is in fact an oldie from last year. Oh well, might as well keep it here for posteriority
 
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Anyone have the video of pat on that TV show where he watches some dude get set on fire and he's just like "woah... did we just see spontaneous combustion?"
 
In honor of the coming spring, and especially in honor of finding out what's gotten Patrick so terribly agitated lately, I present - a Haiku for Pat.

Milwaukee snows melt

Patrick stays inside tweeting

And growing fatter
 
Doug S said:
When he says that he’s friends with many trans people “across the spectrum”, does he mean the political, the autistic, or the BMI spectrum?
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He must mean several of his chins, since everybody knows that he has no actual human friends.
 
RaxxScholar said:
Anyone have the video of pat on that TV show where he watches some dude get set on fire and he's just like "woah... did we just see spontaneous combustion?"
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To be fair, he was a perfect fit for this stuff. I'd love to hear how he managed to Technicality Tomlinson himself off their guest roster.
 
Totes Retar said:
This just in, Swine Flu confronts the Wu:
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>But I try to imagine.
Nigger what?
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Of course, the pests have taken notice:
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As well as his brother:
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I'm kind of speechless at this point. What a fucking week it has been for our stunning and brave woman-pig.
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Whoever lose we win
 
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