Too much poop touching robbed us of his hand-crafted responses. Now, he just repeatedly types, "Enjoy prison" over and over again.
Some was the key word. Most is unfunny.
I’d agree with you if not for his beer belly, tits you could fuck to completion, and his classic bloated face and nose. Plus after years of autistic observation you can totally tell when he is drunk tweeting. Non-alcoholics also don’t spend that much time alone at bars.
After a few years of reading them, I think Rick's geopolitical takes gave me brain damage.
Is he implying Putin has the ability to pick the American president at his discretion, he just didn’t choose to do it when Biden won last time? And Putin is solely responsible for making sure Donald trump goes to prison for life or not?
Some
Also if you do it as a Farms member and purport it's for the Farms, or you openly encourage others to do it, you're a dumb faggot.
Even if this wasn't actually true it fits how he acts so often you'd have no problem getting people to believe he did it.
Piggy and his first, superior wife Ade had a pair of dachshunds. When they divorced, she re-homed them rather than let Piggy get them. Piggy has oinked about this in the past. I'm sure she realized how terrible it would be for the dogs to be stuck with Piggy. I bet dogs have an instinctive hatred for him.
Well, you shouldn't do it. And there is zero evidence that anyone here ever has. I'm just saying that occasionally those who cross the line have done so in a funny way
He can quit any time he wants, child. I'm sorry you're so sober.
Reading Rick's writing will cause you to become as retarded as Rick
Don't wish that evil upon us.
Really bad practice to use “but” right in front of “alas”. In this context it fucks everything up and a professional author should know this. When used this way the intent is supposed to be that it is striking and offers a sharp contrast in a shocking way. It’s supposed to jolt the reader and upset their rhythm. By putting “but” in front of it it’s creating a pause. I can’t get over how terrible he is at writing.
You can tell Patrick has never picked up the Bible, though this man really needs Jesus in his life. In one of the Gospels, Judas tried to return the money back to the Roman when he learned that Jesus was going to be crucified. if Judas didn't betray Jesus than he would not be resurrected.
I'm pretty sure @Judge Holden 's "intimate" experiences mostly involve Unholy Swine/Human Hybrid Abominations and his hand while fantasizing about said Abominations.
And then Judas hung himself. Still one of history's greatest traitors alongside Marcus Brutus, Akechi Mitsuhide, and Benedict Arnold. Pat has no fucking spine that all four of them would have chewed him out.
Apparently on Akeldama too.