Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[LongDayAgain]

You ever feel like you're just never going to find love? I'm 27 and I feel like my opportunity to meet someone I truly love and who loves me is passing. The dating app rat race is depressing as fuck, especially if you're not a Chad. I don't want to sound like an incel because I'm really not. I guess spending my teenage years on /r9k/ kind of fucked me up.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Why do you retards use kiwifarms for venting wtf do you expect to happen

 

[Hubelublub]

You ever feel like you're just never going to find love? I'm 27 and I feel like my opportunity to meet someone I truly love and who loves me is passing. The dating app rat race is depressing as fuck, especially if you're not a Chad. I don't want to sound like an incel because I'm really not. I guess spending my teenage years on /r9k/ kind of fucked me up.

There are hot single troons in your area, try finding love with one of them.

 

[Law]

What should I wear to a Zelda-themed wedding?

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

What should I wear to a Zelda-themed wedding?

A suicide vest

 

[FierceBrosnan]

A suicide vest

Shape the C4/explosives on the vest like the Triforce and then say it's authentic Gerudo culture and to stop being so gerudophobic.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Dear Foids,

How impactful do you think the death of “third places” (bowling alley, skating rink, community events, etc.) has been on dating?

Best wishes,
Moids

Not a woman, it is absolutely devastating. Hell, I'd say for socializing in general. It sucks ass not having anywhere to go besides bars and clubs.

I honestly wonder if most people's lives nowadays is literally just them living at work/school and doing absolutely nothing else. Sure feels like it.

 

[Executive Petrel]

as an ally to trans bipoc kweens such as yourself I think the right move would be to cut off your penis

Not trans, only real women.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

What is your guys' opinion on The Handmaid's Tale? The book and/or show.

Read the book. The prose is good but the premise is laughably ludicrous. I do not buy that people (both men and women) would just accept this regressive societal shift overnight (it's basically overnight, or at least within the span of a few months). Atwood doesn't know enough about Christianity to make a legalistic Christian society believable, nor does she know enough about American government or politics to portray a government overthrow in a remotely credible way.

The book also has barely any plot to speak of. I have heard the show is more exciting.

I guess spending my teenage years on /r9k/ kind of fucked me up.

It did.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Is this what men are supposed to do now? Wait until we're thirty then run through 19-year-olds until we get one of them pregnant?

You could try dealing with women as people aka with respect.

It's very stupid to say, "oh society is like X, what am I supposed to do but lose all standards for life/ myself." Were you raised right? Yes? Then behave that way. No? Then educate yourself and behave that way. There's no excuse for this^ as supposedly the only option. Have some pride. Don't be lazy and lame.

There are real people out there still meeting, dating, pairing up, moving forward or parting ways. Normal.

If you're 30 years old, date 30-year-old women. Be real, be serious, be flexible, be a gentleman. Learn about time & place - leave your KF/ WHT views at home and keep them where they belong - at a healthy distance. If you struggle to think well of others irl or life in general, change your inputs.

Or, if interfacing with real humans or being positively forward-thinking is too much a burden, then resign from looking for romantic company.

 

[deermeat]

whats a cute retro looking (60s/70s/80s) twin mattress sized bedset design? something that isn't bright, but isn't too dark or bland. ideally something androgynous. something that would compliment an old house with an orangey brown tan and white color scheme.

I am looking to spruce up my makeshift "bedroom" which is located in the backroom in order to try and make it less depressing, but Im not the type of person who likes bright fancy color patterns. Nor would that look good in the type of room.
I would get a white covering or some simple colored bedset but again it wouldnt look good, it would give off the appearance of an old 1800s mental ward. I want whimsy, not a depression den.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

What should I wear to a Zelda-themed wedding?

Spoiler: zelda outfits

I was gonna write something funny but some of the concepts for Zelda outfits are actually pretty great.

Course it depends, if you're girl you go as a thot, if you're a boy...well...

Usually we went to the park or mall to hang out and meet people, sometimes we would loiter around the cinema.

McDonald's was only for when you were really hungry with friends and just wanted something "quick", so you'd go in and order a large fry for the group and spend the rest of the afternoon doing homework together over them.

I heard people complaining that young people, teenagers, have no place to hang out anymore. Cause some places instill noises devices.
For teenagers I don't care that much, because that's what teenagers are supposed to do. Look around, explore, find weird places with their new independence.
But I remember me and my buddy driving around town, looking for ANYTHING to do, we couldn't drink. Especially in suburban areas you only have parks or restaurants. You either deal with weird people or spend money on junk that's bad for you. It sucks.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

You ever feel like you're just never going to find love? I'm 27 and I feel like my opportunity to meet someone I truly love and who loves me is passing. The dating app rat race is depressing as fuck, especially if you're not a Chad. I don't want to sound like an incel because I'm really not. I guess spending my teenage years on /r9k/ kind of fucked me up.

Let's go through this questionnaire to see if you should buy a cat and pocket pussy.

Height:
Weight:
Race:
Employment:
Hobbies:
Housing; rented, owning or living with mom/roommates
City size: village; under 1000, small between 1000 and 10k , middle 10k to 500k large 500k to 1 mil, bughive 1 mil plus.
What is the population like in there libshit central or Christcucks? Or externally centrist.

Have you tried apps? Have you tried various socialising groups? Etc etc. Have tried befriending women .

Your weight limit for a woman : must be fit, normie , lil cushion for pushing , your are OK with fat or no limit ( god help you)

Ant specifics you want in a woman or just don't treat me like trash and love me?


Do you have friends ?

 

[LongDayAgain]

There are hot single troons in your area, try finding love with one of them.

I think I'd rather die alone.

Let's go through this questionnaire to see if you should buy a cat and pocket pussy.

Height:
Weight:
Race:
Employment:
Hobbies:
Housing; rented, owning or living with mom/roommates
City size: village; under 1000, small between 1000 and 10k , middle 10k to 500k large 500k to 1 mil, bughive 1 mil plus.
What is the population like in there libshit central or Christcucks? Or externally centrist.

Have you tried apps? Have you tried various socialising groups? Etc etc. Have tried befriending women .

Your weight limit for a woman : must be fit, normie , lil cushion for pushing , your are OK with fat or no limit ( god help you)

Ant specifics you want in a woman or just don't treat me like trash and love me?


Do you have friends ?

Height: 5’5”
Weight: 76kg
Race: White (Irish)
Employment: Semiconductor equipment maintenance
Hobbies: Reading, gym, gaming and anime, as well as some academic stuff like maths as a hobby.
Housing: Living with parents like most zoomers now
City size: Small because Ireland

I’ve tried apps and had some success in the past but it is very blackpilling. There aren’t really any groups around.

As for my preferences, I don’t mind a bit of chub but not obese. Ideally she’d be a bit of a nerd like me. I have friends, yeah.

 

[Holy Lord Phoenix LXII]

You could try dealing with women as people aka with respect.

It's very stupid to say, "oh society is like X, what am I supposed to do but lose all standards for life/ myself." Were you raised right? Yes? Then behave that way. No? Then educate yourself and behave that way. There's no excuse for this^ as supposedly the only option. Have some pride. Don't be lazy and lame.

There are real people out there still meeting, dating, pairing up, moving forward or parting ways. Normal.

If you're 30 years old, date 30-year-old women. Be real, be serious, be flexible, be a gentleman. Learn about time & place - leave your KF/ WHT views at home and keep them where they belong - at a healthy distance. If you struggle to think well of others irl or life in general, change your inputs.

Or, if interfacing with real humans or being positively forward-thinking is too much a burden, then resign from looking for romantic company.

Treat women like people? Date people of a similar age? Why didn’t I think of that?

I am not here looking for dating advice, my nigger. I am here to ask foids their opinions on social/dating interactions, which is why I asked my original question. Im well aware of my personal failings, but chasing YOUNG BOX to SMASH isn’t one of them. Maybe when I turn 40 and get that deep urge to implode my life.

Not a woman, it is absolutely devastating. Hell, I'd say for socializing in general. It sucks ass not having anywhere to go besides bars and clubs.

I honestly wonder if most people's lives nowadays is literally just them living at work/school and doing absolutely nothing else. Sure feels like it.

Yes, that is exactly how many people seem to live their lives. I think having an outdoor hobby helps to avoid the wage-automaton lifestyle. I recommend gardening if you have the room for it. The hoes love it and you’ll often end up plowing and spreading your seed.

 

[Farsided]

They don't even seem to want each other with how often girls fresh out of high school are flirting with me. Is this what men are supposed to do now? Wait until we're thirty then run through 19-year-olds until we get one of them pregnant?

Woe is me, young women flirt with me.

Get it together bro, and if age gap is a concern, it's not going to get better once you're mid-thirties anyway.
Unless you met your girl in school, an age gap is inevitable, why don't you just see where it goes with one of those 20yo chick ?

I don't want to sound like an incel because I'm really not. I guess spending my teenage years on /r9k/ kind of fucked me up.

Kiwis tellin' all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness

 

[The Grimace]

I do not buy that people (both men and women) would just accept this regressive societal shift overnight (it's basically overnight, or at least within the span of a few months). Atwood doesn't know enough about Christianity to make a legalistic Christian society believable, nor does she know enough about American government or politics to portray a government overthrow in a remotely credible way.

From what I've gathered, it was made as a response to the Islamic Revolution in Iran(?) where it went from a normal looking country where women dressed normally to an Islamofascist shithole super quickly.

Mind you, commonplace Mudslime beliefs and commonplace Christian ones are night and day, so you still have a point.

 

[Kiwisee]

I am not here looking for dating advice, my nigger. I am here to ask foids their opinions on social/dating interactions, which is why I asked my original question. Im well aware of my personal failings, but chasing YOUNG BOX to SMASH isn’t one of them. Maybe when I turn 40 and get that deep urge to implode my life.

It ain't going to work out.

The only kind of young woman you'd attract are ones who are severely dysfunctional, or are looking at you as a life insurance payout. If you genuinely want a healthy relationship, you won’t find it dating someone significantly younger than you. Once you're hitting 50, she’ll be at the phase of trying to slowly kill you for half a million dollars. Maybe for even less than that.

Plus, at 40, you're more likely to end up getting ensnared in a honey-badger scheme. If you don't know what that is, its basically an in-person romance scam where a younger woman seeks out a middle aged man and dates him for a few weeks. Once those few weeks are up, her boyfriend will come along and beat up the middle aged man before extorting him. It's an underreported crime because police don't take it seriously.

“If it’s too good to be true, it probably is.”

 

[Holy Lord Phoenix LXII]

Woe is me, young women flirt with me.

Get it together bro, and if age gap is a concern, it's not going to get better once you're mid-thirties anyway.
Unless you met your girl in school, an age gap is inevitable, why don't you just see where it goes with one of those 20yo chick ?

You'll get it when your older.

Height: 5’5”
Hobbies: Anime
Housing: Living with parents

God himself cursed you with the 1st, but you can still fix the other two. Start by turning off those Chinese cartoons.

@Kiwisee You've convinced me. I will purchase a woman from The Orient instead.

 

[Otterly]

inb4 derailment, but I thought to ask how (foids more preferred answering this) how you deal with troons in the workplace?

Polite detachment. I give them nothing more than they require but I’m not rude either. If the situation demands I call them she then I would. Professional politeness to all.

do chicks ever think about if their life would be better if they were a man, and not in a trans way?

Hmmm…. I don’t know. Yes it probably would have been, but I’m not a man and I can never be a man so I suppose I don’t know. It would be interesting to be a man for a week and do Man Things like being strong and all that. Maybe I’d hate it. I don’t know, you can’t say and it’s not possible so there’s no point dwelling on it.

Does this include coworkers? I feel like lots of people met at work in the past. I understand it’s creepy to ask a waitress/barista out as a customer, though, leave her alone.

Yes and no. Do not impinge on women you work with who are not giving you anything back. The rule for getting it on with co-workers is generally ‘don’t.’ Having said that, I met my other half at work and lots of people I know also did.
I’d say that if you’ve been working with someone a while AND you really like them, AND they’re flirting with you in an obvious fashion then, and only then, is it ok to casually see if they’d like to grab a lunch or something. If turned down, leave it at that.

Not really asking for advice but do any women actually find those tiktok zoomer looksmaxing types attractive because to me they all look like gay retards

No, but they’re all half my age or less so I wouldn’t expect to.

Dear Foids,

How impactful do you think the death of “third places” (bowling alley, skating rink, community events, etc.) has been on dating?

Best wishes,
Moids

Yeah it’s a huge thing. And on friendships and community too.

Asking out total strangers and dating someone you barely know is the most bizarre aspect of modern society, and so few realise what an aberration it is.

It really is. I can’t imagine looking at a catalogue of men and picking one out it just seems so peculiar. You wouldn’t even pick a cat like that.
You have to see someone or at least interact with them. Maybe they’re no looker but they’re really great, or maybe they’re Adonis but an arsehole. You can’t know until you’ve spent time with someone. So online it ends up with a completely shallow and unnatural set of drivers to peoples choices. And you can say that happens ITL too and yes it does, attraction is a thing, but it’s tempered by your experience of them. Online dating and hookup culture is such a weird inhuman thing.