💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Rick with his DYI projects has committed actual violence against the domicile itself, something you just don't see all that often. The knock was him ineptly hammering in the wrong kind of nail, I know it's a shit heap in a shit ghetto but damn.
 
Oh God, Pat is playing the "I'm a professional comic, child" card. This is vomitous.
IMG_20250221_195748.jpg IMG_20250221_195806.jpg IMG_20250221_195916.jpg IMG_20250221_195900.jpg
I'm an author and comic who has written and performed satire professionally for many years, child.

What you posted was not satire. It was just stupid. Only people who don't understand satire can't tell the difference.
Click to expand...
 
Friedchickenfan said:
it’s hard to be a comedian when the only joke is you.
Click to expand...
Nah, that's been done plenty of times, his one successful joke was even about his first divorce, he just then also had to keep going on about it making it awkward. It also works better when you have someone to work off of, but since he's fat and repulsive he can't get a partner for his routine, maybe he should try a fat ventriloquist dummy.
 
Post Reply said:
Assorted Patposts; some politisperging, some Niki thirstposting from Badger. :c
Lunatics.jpg
Click to expand...
Is he saying Democrats should start threatening political violence? That seems to be the only possible takeaway.

Yet Leslie and Brian call for threatening Rick with political violence to stop his power and waist from growing too large and it's suddenly a whole big thing everybody needs to enjoy prison for.
 
Divine right to rule said:
Courts did also not label the party extremist, he just made that up. One court said that the Verfassungsschutz is allowed to label the youth organization as a "suspect for extremism"
Click to expand...
That is a common thing here. A court allows a certain thing to be said, like calling the AfD politician Höcke to be called "fascist" or labelling the AfD "partially extremist", and the media repeats that in very specific ways to make it sound like Höcke is proven to be a fascist, or that the AfD is extremist.
Big reason why all the other parties constantly talk about banning the AfD, but won't actually try and do it, because they know it probably won't happen and then their one argument goes away.
It's like nuclear power, the big argument is lack of long term waste storage, so they'll block waste storage and ignore that it's not even an argument to get out of nuclear power because we already have waste that needs to be stored anyway.
Ceterum censeo Patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
You know, I really think there are the makings of an excellent sitcom with Pat, and his latest sparring match with Leslie proves it.

We have the unlikable comedy protagonist, Pat, who is completely inept at nearly everything he tries, but can never learn from his mistakes due to his titanic ego. We have the long-suffering wife. We have the rivals who represent everything the unsuccessful loser protagonist wishes he was in life in Leslie and Brian. We have a veritable rogue's gallery of oddballs and zany funsters thanks to the pests. While I've never been, I'm assuming Milwaukee is as prone to urban violence as any other Burger city, so there you are with a fine setting for comedic shenanigans, like the "Pat Gets Mugged" episode and the "Pat Gets Anally Rehabilitated By Deejonruh" episode. It's Always Sunny In Milwaukee.

Speaking of which - how big a city is Milwaukee by American standards? My friend who lives in Chicago described it as Chicago's alcoholic little brother to me and said it's "roughly medium". If nothing else, it's an instructive question to ask, since a bigger and wealthier city would have an easier time crushing Patrick in court if things go to trial.
 
Entomologist said:
Speaking of which - how big a city is Milwaukee by American standards? My friend who lives in Chicago described it as Chicago's alcoholic little brother to me and said it's "roughly medium". If nothing else, it's an instructive question to ask, since a bigger and wealthier city would have an easier time crushing Patrick in court if things go to trial.
Click to expand...
According to Wikipedia, it's the biggest city in Wisconsin and the 31st biggest in America with around 577,000 people. Chicago, meanwhile, is the third largest in America with 2.7 million residents. This is unsurprising, as Chicago has been a major urban center for decades and Wisconsin was a dairy farming state for the same period. There are only 9 cities in America with more than 1 million people, and only four with more than 2 million (from smallest to largest: Houston, Chicago, Los Angeles, and New York City.)

If Patrick has spent his whole life in Wisconsin, he is the very definition of a fat fish in a skinny pond.
 
For whatever reason Wisconsin punches var above its weight (only one major city, smallish population, cold). You hear about it way more than Ohio or Michigan, both of which are larger.

It’s probably because it produces fat retards, cheese, and football.
 
TerminalTryHard said:
View attachment 7012708
Day trader Rick makes an appearance.
Click to expand...
If he shorted the stock, then he has the intent of buying it again at a lower amount. That's what short position is Patrick. if you want to see what happens when you short a stock, 2008 Volkswagen stock. If Tesla stock drops people will buy it knowing it'll go back up. Happened last time and people like me made a decent profit even with our 25% capital gains tax at the time.

This is of course he did a naked short, which is a illegal in America, but he doesn't have to worry about that because he doesn't have money to invest.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom