💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
Why not both? On Sean's stream last night, someone was superchatting that there was a Destiny/Rekieta sex tape (timestamped to the first chat):
I still don't believe it exists.
Worth noting that PPP said a number of times that there's definitely a sex tape of Kayla and multiple black bulls. I don't believe that either. Not that there wasn't black bulls, but there is a tape.

I agree that, when it somes to the really super salacious claims like these, you should err on it being false until there is solid evidence to the contrary.

I believe it exists next to a copy of Wiltshire Boulevard.
Bad analogy. There is at least some circumstantial evidence that actually might exist.

The deal with that is that CRP sent him a draft copy of Wilshire Boulevard, Nick was critical of it, and CRP didn't take it well.

Nick may or may not still have that copy, but it's a meme at least partially grounded in reality.
 
Worth noting that PPP said a number of times that there's definitely a sex tape of Kayla and multiple black bulls. I don't believe that either. Not that there wasn't black bulls, but there is a tape.
I want to believe that Ricardo and Romaine are big fans of The Venture Brothers and when they were spitroasting Our Wife they went "GO TEAM VENTURE"
 
Bad analogy. There is at least some circumstantial evidence that actually might exist.

The deal with that is that CRP sent him a draft copy of Wilshire Boulevard, Nick was critical of it, and CRP didn't take it well.

Nick may or may not still have that copy, but it's a meme at least partially grounded in reality.
He could auction it and earn a good money from rightoids grifting over Project Mayhem manager and women tamer Gonzalo Lira´s death now that they are authorized to criticize Ukraine. I lean very pro-Russia on the proxy war but Coach´s arrest and death was pretty deserved, just like the mercenaries that flew in for the thrill. If you are not native, dont fuck around.
 
Nick being subpoenaed to Aarons revenge porn trial the thought is that the State would be the one doing it. But could it be that it was Aaron that did it?
Unlikely. The State is almost certainly the one doing it.

You're gonna get confirmation soon enough. April had hers handed to her on the 13th, and service was returned to the court and logged on the docket on the 18th. If Nick got his subpoena a few days ago, like he claims, we'll have confirmation within a few days. Probably next week, if not sooner.
 
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"My life was put in a blender...."
Nick would swallow your cum,
he would say it's for fun
But the lack thereof, would leave his story undone
Fans should swallow their doubts, turn Nick inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

He huffs gas and won't pay his mortgage
Tattooed and oh-so-frail
I see his streams have gotten stale
The ball-lock on his cock is painful
He's not sane, nor logical
Looks like he's gonna lose it all
He comments in clips and phrases
He thinks Melton's show won't fail
I cannot stand that gross-ass whale

Nick would swallow your cum,
he would go buy a gun
And then when he lost his rights, well then he wouldn't be done
Fans should swallow their doubts, turn Nick inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

Lo-cals was where his show was
But a law show it was not
That five-kay gift was a big flop
Or is Nick origami?
His morals are paper-thin
Nick's taking this one on the chin

Nick would swallow your cum,
He would drink all your rum,
But them when it was gone, he still wouldn't be done
Fans should swallow their doubt, turn it inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you
 
Oh my god, the 'two more weeks' of it all. Mark my words, it'll get to the point where he can only tell the story once all of his kids move out, then when he retires from streaming, then it'll be fucking published posthumously, then ACTUALLY you guys are gonna need to conduct a séance and talk to me that way for the REAL truth.

This is such textbook narc stuff. Like narcs who fancy themselves artists and they're totally going to get to work making things once they're not SO BUSY anymore aka usually gooning or getting high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaRsv1xNT3A it won't be as epic as this but as Baldo pauses you can now not say dum dum dum dum dum.... " Aaron ate my cum" ... Dum dum dum dum dum... "The cops planted the cocaine'"... dum dum dum dum.. Have fun!! Now to see some one add that to some of the clips.. Your welcome!
 
Nick would swallow your cum,
he would say it's for fun
But the lack thereof, would leave his story undone
Fans should swallow their doubts, turn Nick inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

He huffs gas and won't pay his mortgage
Tattooed and oh-so-frail
I see his streams have gotten stale
The ball-lock on his cock is painful
He's not sane, nor logical
Looks like he's gonna lose it all
He comments in clips and phrases
He thinks Melton's show won't fail
I cannot stand that gross-ass whale

Nick would swallow your cum,
he would go buy a gun
And then when he lost his rights, well then he wouldn't be done
Fans should swallow their doubts, turn Nick inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you

Lo-cals was where his show was
But a law show it was not
That five-kay gift was a big flop
Or is Nick origami?
His morals are paper-thin
Nick's taking this one on the chin

Nick would swallow your cum,
He would drink all your rum,
But them when it was gone, he still wouldn't be done
Fans should swallow their doubt, turn it inside out
Find out he's always like this
Wanna put his tender life in a blender
Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
On Keanu, then he's through with you
Niggieta contaminate us with the spirit of Creative Writing. Some of us are baroque, some nursing rhymes, some haikai, there are the beatniks like @AnOminous and I that enjoy talking about Nick´s unending love for cock...

Mommy´s money well spent, Niggieta, you are generating a whole sub of writers.
 
I lean very pro-Russia on the proxy war but Coach´s arrest and death was pretty deserved, just like the mercenaries that flew in for the thrill. If you are not native, dont fuck around.
I wouldn't say he deserved it but he had to go to literally the one place on the planet where mouthing off about Ukraine could get him killed. Deserves aren't an issue. Like a delusional guy who thinks he's Superman and walks in front of a Mack truck might not "deserve" to die but he's going to.
 
I still don't believe it exists.
Probably not but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a coke party involved. Nick and Destiny share Masterson as a good friend. Nick was in LA for Biggest Problem on March 4, 2022 when Destiny still lived there (I believe).

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Destiny's friendship with Dick is well-established. Destiny was on Biggest Problem in August 2023 and Dick went to Miami a few months ago to do a stream with Destiny - shortly before Destiny's implosion. They were very chummy on the stream.
 
I wouldn't say he deserved it but he had to go to literally the one place on the planet where mouthing off about Ukraine could get him killed. Deserves aren't an issue. Like a delusional guy who thinks he's Superman and walks in front of a Mack truck might not "deserve" to die but he's going to.
If you are a guest in my country and you work actively in trying to destabilize it in the middle of a war (and before with his Mayhem bullshit), I think it´s pretty fair to off someone like that. Imagine how much better the world would be if we could play Minecraft with every Open Societies and NED plant near a cliff.
 
I wouldn't say he deserved it but he had to go to literally the one place on the planet where mouthing off about Ukraine could get him killed. Deserves aren't an issue. Like a delusional guy who thinks he's Superman and walks in front of a Mack truck might not "deserve" to die but he's going to.
To me, CRP is like that Christian missionary that tried to spread the gospel to that uncontacted tribe on North Sentinel Island (it's a fascinating story, if you've never read it).

No, he didn't deserve to be murdered but, holy shit, was he ever a dumb fuck. Total FAFO.

More on topic (thread tax):

I find it surprising Nick hasn't really tried to exploit CRP's death. It might be because he doesn't have kind words, and a lot of people in his audience would view Coach as a martyr. Elon Musk even tweeted out the other day that Coach was murdered.
 
I'm hoping the next December surprise is all the women coming out and revealing how fucking creepy and weird Nick's been in their DMs, because I'm hoping any charges he gets for the computer hacks happen well before then. Legal Mindset mentioned Nick has incredibly intimate conversations with female streamers/fans that he doesn't have with men, even if said women have boyfriends/husbands. I want Buffalo Dan to come back to guarantee Nick's victory for the second time by dropping the Nick DMs of him acting like a massive fucking simp trying to recruit Dan into Nick's gross poly shit.
The fact that he spent so much time wooing "Mandy K", a female paypig who turned out to be a man, trying to convince "Mandy" to come to meet him, etc, is strongly suggestive that nothing akin to what's going on with Destiny happened, though he probably wanted it to. With Rekieta, it probably got no further than weird suggestive comments.

I think there's not much else to come out with Rekieta. If there was, it would have happened already. There's Aaron's potential trial and then the potential trial involving Monty, that's about it.
 
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JF GayRapey is hinting that he might hold the "only copy" of Wilshire Boulevard. This would seemingly contradict what CRP and Nick have said about Nick being sent a copy, but I dunno. Nick might have lost/deleted his, I guess.

JF "The Montreal Masher" Gariepy made a long post on Twitter where he claims to be the last person that Coach contacted before his final arrest. Essentially says that CRP was a broken man as a result of his torture, a "scared rat-like creature".
He also teased that he was in possession of Wilshire Boulevard
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I think there's not much else to come out with Rekieta. If there was, it would have happened already. There's Aaron's potential trial and then the potential trial involving Monty, that's about it.
We're definitely in a slump from where we were a year ago, but I can't tell if the worst of the storm has passed, or whether we're in the eye of the hurricane.

Don't forget the Sword of Damocles that is gonna be his probation.
 
I think there's not much else to come out with Rekieta. If there was, it would have happened already. There's Aaron's potential trial and then the potential trial involving Monty, that's about it.
I dunno, my gut tells me he is going to fuck up.
We may not get it in video footage of him fucking up, but there will be a fuck up.

Maybe there will be a random stream in the summer where a barely coherent Rekieta figures out how to boot up the stream and is too retarded to figure out how to shut it down as he mumbles around clearly high out of what little his mind has left. But only time will tell.
One thing is certain though. Rekieta will fuck up, and it will be funny!
Hopefully we get some new mugshots.
 
Stay away from theatre bitches, especially ones on drugs.
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But she has beautiful eyes, just like mother.
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Probably not but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a coke party involved. Nick and Destiny share Masterson as a good friend. Nick was in LA for Biggest Problem on March 4, 2022 when Destiny still lived there (I believe).

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Destiny's friendship with Dick is well-established. Destiny was on Biggest Problem in August 2023 and Dick went to Miami a few months ago to do a stream with Destiny - shortly before Destiny's implosion. They were very chummy on the stream.

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Coming soon to the Dabbleverse - 3 Dudes 1 Joke. The brand new show hosted by Faggot Rackets, Vito The Pedo and Juju The Cow.
 
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