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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
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Just something about seeing everyone go outside followed by hearing laughter from the backyard as the living room sat empty felt like a movie ending
I still get goofy nostalgia thinking about hearing fatty singing off in the distance.
S1 has the best ending in a bittersweet way, S3 is my favorite ending for how absurd it was. S2 was abrupt and appropriate for how dark the overall season was, that house has to be cursed.
 
I still get goofy nostalgia thinking about hearing fatty singing off in the distance.
S1 has the best ending in a bittersweet way, S3 is my favorite ending for how absurd it was. S2 was abrupt and appropriate for how dark the overall season was, that house has to be cursed.
S2s ending felt like a funeral


“shinji is injured cut the cameras”
 
This was incredible:

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"Y'all ain't gonna be the same no more"
best part was Charleston trying to talk to Shinji and he had no clue what the fuck he was saying after Charleston tried fucking Tayleigh.

The Shinji Charleston dynamic was fucking kino. It reminded me of Chinese vs Japanese South Park except ebonics instead of Chinese

 
The last two weeks of season 2 barring a few key moments was a total slog. Production had clearly stopped caring, the fish were tired and miserable and the whole vibe of the house was nightmarish with naked fatty and Frank. I got to the point where I just wanted it to end so I could stop checking the website. I never got to that point with S3 even with the RV bullshit.
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this is something few people talk about these days, S2 was genuinely hard to watch with how mindnumbingly grim it was, it wasn't even funny or edgy anymore, it was just deppressing for no reason.
S3 still had its moments even in the worst parts, also the ending of S3 was SO much more funny than S2

Nothing he did in season 2 was new. Nothing. When Fatty got naked in season 1 I was legitimately shocked. Like "how the fuck are they showing this live?!" shocked. Season 2 it was "Oh Fatty is getting naked again, okay".
i had the exact same reaction when sam hyde broke a cabinet the first time, i known this is an overused reddit term nowdays but it completely subverted the audience expectation of what should happen in a show like this, it seemed like sam had not only physically broken the cabinet but also broken the "social contract" that didn't allow people to just break shit like toddlers having a tantrum.
this is one aspect of fishtank that makes it very different from big brother and other shows: its subversive.
 
this is something few people talk about these days, S2 was genuinely hard to watch with how mindnumbingly grim it was, it wasn't even funny or edgy anymore, it was just deppressing for no reason.
S3 still had its moments even in the worst parts, also the ending of S3 was SO much more funny than S2
The whole atmosphere of the house in that last stretch of S2 was dark in a way that wasn’t even really entertaining. Greg being bullied to tears, Ben being an asshole, Tayleigh being gropped by Frank, the whole cast being just exhausted and miserable and then it finished with Shinji looking like he had a serious head injury. It was all so fucking dark and depressing. I don’t watch Fishtank to be sad. I honestly soured my view of the season for a long time.
 
The whole atmosphere of the house in that last stretch of S2 was dark in a way that wasn’t even really entertaining. Greg being bullied to tears, Ben being an asshole, Tayleigh being gropped by Frank, the whole cast being just exhausted and miserable and then it finished with Shinji looking like he had a serious head injury. It was all so fucking dark and depressing. I don’t watch Fishtank to be sad. I honestly soured my view of the season for a long time.
the only good thing from that season , honestly, was the aesthetic and the accidentally good cinematography, otherwise, jeez
 
All three seasons have had the same root issue: Production dropping the ball.

They don't plan out for 6 weeks worth of content beforehand and rely on improv which leads to lower effort content since it's all made up on the spot and eventually burns them out.
 
The high point of S2 was Shinji remembering his ninja roots and stealing an entire room from the opposing team while they slept. I was at the edge of my seat just waiting for one of them to wake up and catch him

Also Summer my beautiful puke princess <3
While i don’t think theres ever been a perfect fishtank season ill always believe S1 had a near perfect ending


Just something about seeing everyone go outside followed by hearing laughter from the backyard as the living room sat empty felt like a movie ending

Also there was that sense of “is there actually gonna be a season 2” & “what are the fish gonna do now”
Josie and Letty both being winners after The Cell, Sam delivering his heartfelt speeches after weeks of mental anguish, everyone being freed from their prisons to touch grass and enjoy life again, even Jet milling around the house thinking about the show, it was all very cathartic. Compared to the S2 ending leaving me wondering whether Shinji was gonna die in that basement S1 really did have a perfect ending
 
All three seasons have had the same root issue: Production dropping the ball.

They don't plan out for 6 weeks worth of content beforehand and rely on improv which leads to lower effort content since it's all made up on the spot and eventually burns them out.
They made a guide for S3 and then promptly ignored it.
 
Greg was the saving grace of late Fishtank. It’s why I got so pissed off at Frank making him cry.
I can’t remember what day it was but i recall at one point frank made Greg walk out of (B3 ?) by putting fatties shorts in his face and the way Greg leaves the room is one of the funniest things in fishtank


He straight NPC walks out the room angrily
 
Some Jon hater made a site that tracks Jon's many sins and his fake christian larp https://www.oldchristianorder.com/
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People could make a full time job reporting on Jon's hypocrisy

Also the trailer for the movie False Hawks which has several fish in it has dropped
 
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I need qrd for johns fishtank ripoff. Im jonesing for people being harassed on livecam and this is as close as im willing to get without venturing into russian torture chambers lol.
More succint rundowns at least. For 1$ tts im about to go bannanas but i want o be as nasty as possible
edit: this all came from scrolling through the empty cams on the fishtank website. It made me want SOMETHING. GET IT TOGETHER YOU RETARDED WIGGERS!
 
After all the work done on it, the Season 2 house basement still floods. Of interest is all the bullshit on the new kitchen countertops. Either people live there or they're planning on doing something with the property.



 
What an absolute shithole of a house, isnt Nick Rochefort suppose to be some house buying guy how did he let Sams surrogate galaxy gas huffing son invest in this dump.
 
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