💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

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    700
Something something about the revenge porn case? I don't recall her discussing nudes or lewds. She definitely threw shade at Kayla but that hardly seems relevant to the RP case.

My guess is that criminal RP case is foreshadowing the civil case. The public figure Aaeon Imholte used his forum to intentionally and publicly shame private citizens Kayla and April. Both Kayla and April will have clean records and no internet presence. And Aaron, "with malicious intent went on his show to humiliate and harm both of them to make money." At least, that's what Nick thinks will be the best way to destroy Aaron.
 
You know this thread is slow when we're discussing some other gay faggot failure's latest car wreck. Wish Coomie still had the Rekieta Law car.
My guess is that criminal RP case is foreshadowing the civil case. The public figure Aaeon Imholte used his forum to intentionally and publicly shame private citizens Kayla and April. Both Kayla and April will have clean records and no internet presence. And Aaron, "with malicious intent went on his show to humiliate and harm both of them to make money." At least, that's what Nick thinks will be the best way to destroy Aaron.
A civil case will be even better to drag out all the funny details about the wife swapping and cuckoldry. So I hope Nick dials up Randazza and says he's got another case for him. Nick needs a money printer now, and as a genius ex-lawyer he knows well that suing people in court is an awesome way to make money. And if he finds the right lawyer, maybe he can score some booze or blow!
 
I swear I see so much of lowtax in nick its crazy.
Lowtax didn't feed his children any drugs though, not that he was a good parent, he was just less shit at it than Nick. The most Lowtax thing I want to see in Nick though is the 5.7 shoved into his mouth though. After he wins the third award naturally there will just be nowhere else left to take the sport.
 
I'm surprised Nick's not in Melton's chat right now for the shit-on-Aaron party. Ethan Ralph is there. (Nick tweeted 50 min ago so he's around.) Tinfoil theory: Nick doesn't want to appear with Ethan Ralph who has already pissed off Stearns County.

Theory 2: he may be reeling from the realization that his new "friends" have squeezed every last drop of content out of him that they can and his attempts to monopolize their shows have worn out his welcome, as seen in the previous day's show where even his paid supertips now only elicit the same running gag swatting Nick away like the annoying gadfly that he is:





Is the modern-day King David's time of refuge beyond the Jordan finally at an end? Where else can he go for daily affirmation now that even the Dabbleverse is tired of him?


Theory 3: he may have been too depressed at the breaking news now being reported by a fairly prominent Dabbleverse squirrel, about word getting around in those circles that Nick's request to attend Hackamania has been DENIED DENIED DENIED:

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Perhaps the squirrel is just speculating based on Nick's weeks of failure to confirm approval since his hearing, or speculating about travel approval being a possible subject of that weird filing in Nick's case docket that has no retrievable document:

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Or perhaps the squirrel is just speculating based on the way that MAPton's crew went about inviting the Ralphamale to Hackamania as if they need to fill a void after learning from Nick that he won't make it, with their pitch to Ralph pointing out that Juju will be a familiar face for him there, while conspicuously leaving out Ralph's ol' pal Nick for some reason:


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Whether it's speculation or not, I want to believe, Dabbleverse squirrel. :semperfidelis:
 
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"Nick, he is fiercely loyal to Kayla".

At this point Wil may as well say "Nick told me..."

Since the source is obviously Nick Rekieta, I assume this is bullshit.
Yeah, as much as I want April leaving Nick and moving to a other city to be true, I'm gonna have to ask Will to provide a source.

Or, if he needs to maintain confidentiality (which I totally understand), at least state that said source is neither Nick or anybody who is a known Balldoguard.

Theory 3: he may have been too depressed at the breaking news now being reported by a fairly prominent Dabbleverse squirrel, about word getting around in those circles that Nick's request to attend Hackamania has been DENIED DENIED DENIED:

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This is also gonna have to be properly sourced. The judge didn't seem to have any issue with it.

Though, there's something else in that screenshot...

$275 to attend this pedo's gay event?! GTFO!!!
 
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I would gladly pay $275 to never have to see or think about anyone attending Hackamania ever again.

even his paid supertips now only elicit the same running gag swatting Nick away like the annoying gadfly that he is
This is how everyone should be treating Nick, but it's even more striking coming from the obese pedophile loser Patrick Melton.

This is like getting punked out by Meg Griffin or Milhouse.
 
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So he didn't even get the upper end of wigger plates, he went with shitty discount garbage from chain supermarkets. Gross and sad. Pathetic even since neither of them has a fucking job. How hard is it to put plate in dishwasher, then press button? Useless and lazy couple of bums.

Ok I admit it I took April to Vegas for a few weeks sorry bois
That explains the rancid odour of rotten eggs and expired fish.

I don't think paper plates are expensive, but I think in those vids I saw, it was both about money and about time allocation and management with a small dishwasher and a bunch of little kids needing high-intensity time in the evening. It looked awful to me, and depressing, but I get that people sometimes do what they need to do.
It's sad to say but that might be why they're not too well off in the first place. Anyone who sits down for 5 minutes to run the numbers would realise it's so much cheaper to use proper dinnerware. When one's using paper garbage, it's not just the plates, there's also plastic bags and excessive food waste. They might have lacked the forethought to consider these factors.
I personally don't even throw away most food scraps, the butt ends of carrots, onions and whatnot can be used to make stock.
Tide pods aren't necessary either, dishwasher powder is just as good with a prewash cycle and costs a fifth.

Nick's best path forward, to whatever extent he has any online future all, is... ironically enough... "guns and Trump."
Is he even vaguely "right wing"? He's an abortionist druggie that assisted in snuffing Jamaican babies, threw tantrums at people making fun of Barack Hussein Obama's transvestite-esque chimp wife and visits hellhole resorts for slatternly green hippie swingers. He's as right as two plus two equals five.
I guess scamming PPP loans is the only rightoid thing about him, but then a few leftoids scammed PPP loans too so that's hardly left/right issue.
 
I was only checking her Instagram, and on Feb 13th, her IG was still online; it only disappeared on Feb 14th, as I mentioned in my previous post.

One would guess that she cleaned up her other social media accounts on the same day, but you never know... As far as I've seen, there were no new comments or posts on her Instagram profile on the 13th.



She might have blocked the throwaway account I was using, but I don't think so... When searching on other engines (flufi.me), I could not find her handle, and I did not find any other April on Rekieta's following list.
April’s Pinterest also appears to be gone.
 
How's he still allowed to race in Nascar with the amount of crashes he causes? Is crashing a common thing in Nascar or do they just keep letting him in cause he gives good money?
It isn't NASCAR, it's some bargain basement semi-pro thing called ARCA.

Even they shouldn't be allowing some absolute lolcow asshat like Coomalot to be constantly crashing cars.
So TL;DR, Coomalot's crash is indeed his fault and he should be laughed at, but ARCA is not F1. Fiery 15+ car crashes are so normal in ARCA that regular fans won't even remember it.
I didn't know this. The only races I've been to were actual NASCAR. Not a huge motorhead, but they were all fun events. I didn't even know ARCA existed but it appears to be a lolcow factory.

Apparently you go to NASCAR to watch actual racers displaying skill, but to ARCA to eat popcorn and watch retards crash their cars.
Actual NASCAR is shit like Walmart, McDonalds, Anheuser-Busch, Coca-Cola.
This particular ARCA series is apparently Menards. It's mostly a Midwest thing. It's a big box semi-Home Depot thing.
 
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It may explain her going dark on socials, especially on Valentine's Day.
April’s Pinterest also appears to be gone.

I forgot that the 14th was Valentine's Day in the US, which makes more sense now. Instead of a specific event prompting her social media exodus, it seems more like a consequence of timing.

She had been ignored by her love interest for months; Rekieta rekindled her hope when they were openly flirting on Twitter. Then, someone forced Rekieta to cut ties, and she was ignored again. Her BPD might have led her to delete all her social media on Valentine's Day, hoping someone would contact her again.

Purely speculation.
 
I would gladly pay $275 to never have to see or think about anyone attending Hackamania ever again.
But that's the special VIP (very important pedo) deal. The normal deal is merely the high, high price of $130.
Let it be known that anybody who pays $275, or even $130, to go to this thing is mentally retarded, and ought to be put under a conservatorship.

To put this in perspective, a single adult can get into Disneyland for cheaper than that (if you go on a low demand day). One-day tickets start at $104.

Is he even vaguely "right wing"? He's an abortionist druggie that assisted in snuffing Jamaican babies, threw tantrums at people making fun of Barack Hussein Obama's transvestite-esque chimp wife and visits hellhole resorts for slatternly green hippie swingers. He's as right as two plus two equals five.
I guess scamming PPP loans is the only rightoid thing about him, but then a few leftoids scammed PPP loans too so that's hardly left/right issue.
He's a lolbertarian, and they will generally break for a Republican over a Democrat in most cases. The GOP stands for less rules regulations overall, and lower taxes, despite the social conservatism. Juju is pro-Trump, for example, despite bitching and moaning about how much he hates social conservatives.

As part of his statement concerning the Ulbricht pardon, Trump thanked the "the Libertarian Movement who supported [him] so strongly."

IIRC, the Michelle Obama thing was a Facebook post from many years ago, long before he had a YouTube channel and became famous. I can't personally give him too much shit for that, because I was more liberal than I am now a decade ago too.
 
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That these two fuckfaces have an audience that listens to their opinion about actual cases is a farce.
The fact that he's reasonably competent in actual practice puts him in my most hated category of Internet lolyers, those who actually know the law but deliberately lie about it to grift. This was my most loathed category of so-called "Law Twitter." Well, other than Greg Douchette, who is in a Z-tier category of his own.
Theory 2: he may be reeling from the realization that his new "friends" have squeezed every last drop of content out of him that they can and his attempts to monopolize their shows have worn out his welcome, as seen in the previous day's show where even his paid supertips now only elicit the same running gag swatting Nick away like the annoying gadfly that he is:
Lmao he went from the top of the world to even the fat greasy pedophile scumbag he has paypigged for hundreds if not thousands of dollars just slapping down his superchats saying "Shut up Rekieta."

Even Howard Stern treated his Wack Pack more respectfully than this chester is treating Nick.

The fat greasy pedophile is embarrassed to be associated with Rekieta. Not the other way around.

What an absolute utter loser. Imagine dangling from the nutsack of a pedophile who openly despises you, and this is your only outlet for your seething tard rage, and actually PAYING to be publicly humiliated. By a fat, greasy pedophile.
I would gladly pay $275 to never have to see or think about anyone attending Hackamania ever again.
I would if it went to some charity I actually agreed with, but not if a single dime went to anyone involved in this vile pedosphere that is the dabbleverse.
 
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I recommend a Subaru Ascent if looking for something with similar capacity. Not knowing the clime, it avoids the issues with Honda, Toyota, and Hyundai with their seals between fluid systems in extreme cold or hot weather. This assumes you you not need to go into the bush or haul heavy equipment, but want some AWD and good safety features.

Theory 3: he may have been too depressed at the breaking news now being reported by a fairly prominent Dabbleverse squirrel, about word getting around in those circles that Nick's request to attend Hackamania has been DENIED DENIED DENIED:
This is also gonna have to be properly sourced. The judge didn't seem to have any issue with it.

Though, there's something else in that screenshot...

$275 to attend this pedo's gay event?! GTFO!!!

I hope this is the case, and I did agree with those saying that a probation officer might not like the event description, but we will have to wait and see. If Nick says that 'things just did not work out', we know he was DENIED.
 
Yeah, as much as I want April leaving Nick and moving to a other city to be true, I'm gonna have to ask Will to provide a source.

My money is on Nick telling him from the cuck chair while Wil was taking his turn banging away at the ruined body while she was zonked out on edibles and benzos.
 
Yeah, as much as I want April leaving Nick and moving to a other city to be true, I'm gonna have to ask Will to provide a source.
Wil Herren is Nick's replacement for Keanu; a gullible internet clout-chaser who Nick feeds bullshit to instead of saying it himself.

Bob and Celeste are running the show financially now. The only thing Nick's running is his mouth on the internet like a petty, jilted ex. April likely got a nice fat wad of cash and put her signature to a letter to keep her trap shut and not dare tarnish the Rekieta name further.

The only 'city' April's gonna move to is back to Litchfield with her parents (second guess: with her brother in somewhere-in-MN), she's a small-town farm girl to her core and her friend circle consists of many burned bridges.
 
The judge didn't seem to have any issue with it.

That's being a bit generous if you take another look at it from Wentzell's perspective, where he made it a point not to take a position one way or another, or to even ask for any details about the trip pertinent to ever taking a position, because he was entirely leaving it up to whether "things are okay with probation... so long as everything is going well with probation." Just like when he subtly chastised Nick and the Barneswalker for raising motion in limine issues prematurely at the omnibus hearing, this too could be read as his passive-aggressive "Minnesota Nice" way of politely reminding Nick and the rookie associate with him of their lack of experience with felony drug cases, because if they'd had any, they would know that their request at the plea hearing was premature and even downright silly when this sort of thing is below the judge's pay grade from his 50,000-foot view without even having so much as a PSI report in-hand yet.

Or even if the request had been made at a more timely post-PSI stage, even then directing it to the judge instead of a PO would have been taken as silly because this sort of thing should be squarely in the purview of the PO whose job it is to ferret out all the intimate details of the probation subject's life and assess what risks the trip could pose to his recovery. Deep down, Wentzell likely even chuckled internally while shunting it over to probation precisely because he had every expectation that the probation officers he knows and sees in violation hearings on a regular basis would know to ask Nick all the right questions and tell him no fucking way without Wentzell ever needing to touch it.

She had been ignored by her love interest for months; Rekieta rekindled her hope when they were openly flirting on Twitter. Then, someone forced Rekieta to cut ties, and she was ignored again. Her BPD might have led her to delete all her social media on Valentine's Day, hoping someone would contact her again.

Alternatively, if there's any truth to Nick's claims passed through Wil Herren that April is already "seeing someone," Valentine's Day would have brought a time for reflection on how badly she wants to keep whatever poor sucker she got her hooks into, and that reminded her how easily googling could pull up even privated accounts' usernames which are then easy enough to use in finding everything that was meticulously archived by username long before she privated anything. Same goes for keeping her neighbors, nearest bar's regulars, and coworkers in the dark if there's any truth to her having "moved to a different city" and having started "working" (fat chance). Her only hope of starting over with any of them would have been to DFE and even that probably won't cut it.

Speaking of which, did anyone ever figure out any of Devin's socials or at least a last name? Considering how swiftly Aaron went straight back to his ex who had waited through years of April to pounce the moment Aaron was on the rebound, it wouldn't be surprising if April went back to her ex as well. Stranger things have happened.
 
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But that's the special VIP (very important pedo) deal. The normal deal is merely the high, high price of $130.

The only extra associated with the VIP ticket is getting into the bar two hours early on friday for a special "private party" with Melton. You don't even have to pay for food at the private party. What a bargain.

The ticket prices are a little high. Melton is renting the event room at a bar in a not great hotel in downtown Las Vegas for three nights and making some badges.
 
Speaking of which, did anyone ever figure out any of Devin's socials or at least a last name? Considering how swiftly Aaron went straight back to his ex who had waited through years of April to pounce the moment Aaron was on the rebound, it wouldn't be surprising if April went back to her ex as well. Stranger things have happened.
Devin Payment is his name. He lives in Florida according to his Twitter account; his IG account suggests he ain't single. Besides, according to Aaron (take a pinch🧂), monkey brancher April cheated on Devin with him when he was Mr. Big-time radio guy, but she told Aaron they already broke up when in fact they were still living together when she cheated.
 
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