💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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We're reaching the stage of greasy fatness where his trotters are now so fat and greasy that he can no longer operate a smartphone keyboard.
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Completely correct, harmlessly following adult. I struggle with an eating disorder because I have a self loathing so deep and so reinforced that the only reprieve I can seek is the death wail of little negroid children as my antique rusted grinder and sausage caser processes them slowly over hours because I have no body strength to speak of so turning the crank is harder than running a half marathon and there is no way to cheat. I eat because I am unhappy, and I am unhappy because of faulty genetics passed on by my homosexual rodeo clown father and my mother who used to wear a plate of polonium as a fertility totem. I have asked for every bad thing that has ever happened to me and I deserve this and so much more. Hate freedom, completely sane friend.
 
General Fatton declares Total Slav Death.
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General Fatton declares Total Slav Death.
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SS-Obergruppenführer Patrik von Tomlin discussing the implementation of Generalplan Ost, June 1942.
Patrik disappeared after the war despite the Soviet government offering immense bounties for his capture. Survivors in Belorussia claimed he was responsible for the liquidation of over 400 school-age children. During the Wehrmacht’s retreat in 1943, he supplemented his men’s rations with seemingly homemade bratwurst.
 
Elwin Ransom said:
SS-Obergruppenführer Patrik von Tomlin discussing the implementation of Generalplan Ost, June 1942.
Patrik disappeared after the war despite the Soviet government offering immense bounties for his capture. Survivors in Belorussia claimed he was responsible for the liquidation of over 400 school-age children. During the Wehrmacht’s retreat in 1943, he supplemented his men’s rations with seemingly homemade bratwurst.
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"You are hiding pepperoni ingredients under your floorboards, are you not?"
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
That is the face of a man who likes taking it in the ass.
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How dare you refer in that way to the final resting place of Toothless the flat lizard? It's called being "into things" or if you must be crass about it doing a trench run on his death star.
 
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