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When will Jack drop dead?

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fucking up pickling is absurd

it's like he makes effort in fucking up
I mean the whole point of pickling is to use vinegar. That's what pickling is. Sure there's the lactic acid version but the point is you need something sour in there to help preserve the foods in question.
 
How do you not know to cool the brine before you put it over what you're pickling.

You just know that Jack loved putting that cucumber in his mouth
 
And in classic Jack fashion, he discovers this feature only to never use it again, instead just struggling to read the chat out loud.
Something that's always bothered me is how he still hasn't figured out that it would be infinitely more engaging if he clearly read aloud the question that was asked in chat.

It's been years of him doing this, and still he just sort of sits forward and mutters the question to himself. And even then, not even the whole question -- just enough of it for some random base emotion to fire out out from his ruined amygdala.
 
Jack should eat a lot more salt. Like he should be mainlining maruchan.
Junior should say the nigger word to every black person he meets as a tolerance test.

Slavic Patronym I don't like the cut of your jib.
(One of the highlights of the livestream used to be people burning out asking Jack to tell a ghost story. He'd make a face like he shit his pants as he banned them.)
 
Jack should eat a lot more salt. Like he should be mainlining maruchan.
Junior should say the nigger word to every black person he meets as a tolerance test.

Slavic Patronym I don't like the cut of your jib.
(One of the highlights of the livestream used to be people burning out asking Jack to tell a ghost story. He'd make a face like he shit his pants as he banned them.)
I was hoping that fatty would eat one of those lime water eggs in a month
 
I was hoping that fatty would eat one of those lime water eggs in a month
That would have been funny to see him say how good and fresh and not at all spoiled it tasted.

But knowing him there would be a cut between the time he got the egg and cracked it into the pan as he just got another Costco egg and used that instead,
 
Jack will be the patient zero for Diabetes 2
He's been diabetic since like 2008 dude; it was one of his first blog posts back when he ran one for Cooking With Fat. He just doesn't mention it because then he'd have to explain all the coffee creamers and sugar rubs he keeps buying.

Also it's fucking comical that he thought Storm ever was white. Especially since I'd not be shocked that he at least watched the movies from the 2000s, if not read or watched the cartoons.
 
He's been diabetic since like 2008 dude; it was one of his first blog posts back when he ran one for Cooking With Fat. He just doesn't mention it because then he'd have to explain all the coffee creamers and sugar rubs he keeps buying.
Gee I wonder if horking down sugar and mainlining salt can catastrophically exacerbate vascular problems like diabetes and cause heart and brain health issues? No, probably not, it was the sugar-free energy drinks.
 
That's fair. Some people were talking about Rob doing the video right, but they forget black Christmas Rob. Specifically, Rob sent a chocolate Advent calendar to a diabetic.

Shit, now I have to go listen to black celebration by depeche mode.
He sent a coffee Advent calendar. Rob doesn't want Jack dead, Rob can be simultaneously a good person and a troll contemptuous of Jack, both are possible.
 
From Jack's twatter:

1:02 PM · Feb 11, 2025
So today Jack jr is 25. All grown up. He’s even now teaching me a new hung or two. So proud of him and his accomplishments. Happy Birthday son. It’s been a pleasure to have you in our lives. You are a blessing. Enjoy your 25th. Now call your auto insurance company 🤣. Love you.
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10:24 PM · Feb 11, 2025
Remember when the Government put money in your pocket? Oh, that’s right. It was their pockets.
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Storm the comic book character turns 50 years old this May, has been black since the first issue, in-universe is (I'm pretty sure) descended from African royalty, and has ONLY ever been portrayed by black actresses. Does everyone know who Storm from X-Men is? No. But the Venn diagram of people who DO know who she is and who DON'T know she's a hot black weather witch has basically got to be two separate circles.
Jagoff is like an even more ignorant version of the worst type of goobergrabbler who starts screeching autistically if they see a black person in a game, even if there's nothing remotely woke about it.
How did he fuck up canning? I must have missed that one, got a link?
He fucked it up so badly it was basically guaranteed botulism. Not his usual chicken roulette where so far he's lucked out and the ball has never landed in the salmonella slot.

People in the comments sections were basically screaming DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON and YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE YOU IDIOT and even Jack deleted it.
This isn't the one. The canning video that was guaranteed death was years ago and he deleted it.
 
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