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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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claimed the organisation was 'bugging' her for asking for four months' worth of food and taxi journeys she had paid for with a procurement card.
These people get work credit cards actually paid by work?? Us plebs have to have it linked to our own accounts and claim the expenses back.,,
 
News in the I paper today that MPs pay may go up to 94k plus expenses. I'm not even allowed to write to mine any more for telling them that there are no legitimate refugees or asylum seekers in this country.

Ahh, Labour. Whose reaction to facts they dislike has always been ramming their fingers in their ears and pretending they don't exist. Not saying the Tories are any better but my one down south was a good sort who would make time for anyone so long as there were no threats or shouting involved.

We get what we deserve from public servants and what we've got is absolute dreck, in my case a persistent failure, parachuted in with no connection to the local area. I can only assume they're connected to someone somehow and we're owed a favour.
 
These people get work credit cards actually paid by work?? Us plebs have to have it linked to our own accounts and claim the expenses back.,,
It's Arts Council England, they're a charity. The way you use it would make the large amount of cases like this one with charities much less common.
 
Ahh, Labour. Whose reaction to facts they dislike has always been ramming their fingers in their ears and pretending they don't exist. Not saying the Tories are any better but my one down south was a good sort who would make time for anyone so long as there were no threats or shouting involved.

We get what we deserve from public servants and what we've got is absolute dreck, in my case a persistent failure, parachuted in with no connection to the local area. I can only assume they're connected to someone somehow and we're owed a favour.
Tories run off of the "were sorry~" model of government and will at least acknowledge things when called out about it, if anything actually comes of that is a different story. Labour has always actively ignored the fact people despise them or do not want the policy their forcing in. Just look at Blair and Brown as an example (no specifics because I'm lazy).

Also when I take power and become the new warlord of the British isles, every public servant will be hung,
 
Also when I take power and become the new warlord of the British isles, every public servant will be hung,
So, once the current lot have all been relocated, their replacements will... have gigantic dicks?
 
To the surprise of no-one Sam Kerr beat the facts.
Chelsea striker Sam Kerr has been found not guilty of causing racially aggravated harassment, after calling a Metropolitan Police officer "stupid and white".
A jury at Kingston Crown Court cleared her in relation to an incident in Twickenham, south-west London, on 30 January 2023.
Ms Kerr, 31, said she was "antagonised" by officers after she was taken to a police station by a taxi driver following a dispute.
The Australian international, who made the comments to PC Stephen Lovell, did not deny using the words "stupid and white" but denied it amounted to a racial offence.
Ms Kerr was cleared by the jury after it deliberated for four hours.
She gave a thumbs-up to her legal team before leaving the courtroom with her fiancée, West Ham midfielder Kristie Mewis.
In a statement following the verdict, Ms Kerr thanked her supporters, family and friends, and said she could now "finally put this challenging period behind me".
"While I apologise for expressing myself poorly on what was a traumatic evening, I have always maintained that I did not intend to insult or harm anyone and I am thankful that the jury unanimously agreed.
"I am fully focused on getting back on to the pitch and look forward to an exciting year ahead for me and my family."


The trial heard Ms Kerr and Ms Mewis had been out drinking when they were driven to Twickenham Police Station by a taxi driver who complained that they had refused to pay clean-up costs after one of them was sick and that one of them had smashed the vehicle's rear window.
After the verdict, Judge Peter Lodder KC said: "I take the view her own behaviour contributed significantly to the bringing of this allegation.
"I don't go behind the jury's verdict but that has a significant bearing on the question of costs."

During the trial, Ms Kerr said she regretted the way she expressed herself but added: "I feel the message was still relevant".
She denied using whiteness as an insult and claimed: "I believed it was him using his power and privilege over me because he was accusing me of being something I'm not.
"I was trying to express that due to the power and privilege they had, they would never have to understand what we had just gone through and the fear we were having for our lives."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d5nw4l41vo
It can now be reported that Ms Kerr's legal team attempted to get the case thrown out at a preliminary hearing, arguing there had been an abuse of process by crown prosecutors.
Ms Kerr's lawyer Grace Forbes said the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) had violated its own guidance, adding that a "loophole" in the victims' right of review scheme was used to justify prosecution proceedings a year after the alleged offence.
During the trial, it was put to PC Lovell that he only provided a statement alleging that Ms Kerr's comments had caused "alarm or harassment" after that decision.
In his first statement to the CPS, the officer made no mention of the "stupid and white" comment having an impact on him, the jury was told.
A second statement from PC Lovell was provided in December 2023, mentioning the alleged impact.
He read a section of the statement to the court, which said the comments made him "shocked, upset, and (left) me feeling humiliated".
The charge was authorised later in December 2023, almost a year after the incident.
 
It's really not unusual for charges in the UK to be levied for crimes that aren't seen as urgent much further down the line. Either years after they took place, unless the specific crime has a limitation of proceedings on it, or adding it on while dealing with a more serious or easily proven allegation. Things can take years to get to trial in the UK, unless of course you're a facist who has upset dearest leader and true son of the red dawn.

Crimes against non-persons...Sorry, I mean "People the mob don't care about" or "People who are expected to take it" like Police usually take even longer.

I'd wager that if "It happened a year ago" was a way to get out of being charged, 90-95% of offences would never make it to trial. Her defense is literally nonsensical, especially when the current regime acknowledges the courts are overrun and can't keep up.
 
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I'd wager that if "It happened a year ago" was a way to get out of being charged, 90-95% of offences would never make it to trial. Her defense is literally nonsensical, especially when the current regime acknowledges the courts are overrun and can't keep up.
There was also the fact that originally she was due to get charged for the damages to the taxi but eventually paid for it. Likely the police saw minimal need to do her for anything else till that was sorted.

It's a court approved "this is acceptable because of who the offender is" but given it was a jury trial there's a finite degree to which I can get angry at the system. If a jury wants to reward an entitled footballer acting out while pissed then so be it.
 
It's really not unusual for charges in the UK to be levied for crimes that aren't seen as urgent much further down the line. Either years after they took place, unless the specific crime has a limitation of proceedings on it, or adding it on while dealing with a more serious or easily proven allegation. Things can take years to get to trial in the UK, unless of course you're a facist who has upset dearest leader and true son of the red dawn.

Crimes against non-persons...Sorry, I mean "People the mob don't care about" or "People who are expected to take it" like Police usually take even longer.

I'd wager that if "It happened a year ago" was a way to get out of being charged, 90-95% of offences would never make it to trial. Her defense is literally nonsensical, especially when the current regime acknowledges the courts are overrun and can't keep up.
I think it depends on what the sort of crime is - IIRC the limitation of proceedings doesn't apply to anything that would go to the Crown Court in the same way if you're a victim of that sort of offence you don't get a say in "pressing charges" or "dropping charges", because CPS judge the perpetrator to have committed a crime against the Crown.
 
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WTF JUDICIARY WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS WHHHYYYYYYY
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/02/11/court-gives-gazans-right-settle-uk-palestine-ukraine//https://archive.is/4fOVC
Palestinian migrants have been granted the right to live in the UK after applying through a scheme meant for Ukrainian refugees.
A family of six seeking to flee Gaza have been allowed to join their brother in Britain after an immigration judge ruled that the Home Office’s rejection of their application breached their human rights.
The family had made their application through the Ukraine Family Scheme and the decision to accept their case came despite warnings by lawyers for the Home Office that it could open the floodgates to “the admission of all those in conflict zones with family in the UK”.

Chris Philp, the shadow home secretary, said the case showed changes to human rights laws were needed so that Parliament, not judges, controlled who could settle in the UK.
It is the latest in a series of controversial decisions by immigration tribunals, revealed by The Telegraph, which include the case of an Albanian criminal whose deportation was halted partly because of his young son’s aversion to foreign chicken nuggets.
The Palestinian family – a mother, father and four children aged seven to 18 – had seen their home destroyed by an air strike and were living in a Gaza refugee camp with daily threats to their lives from Israeli military attacks.

They applied using the Ukraine scheme’s form in January last year on the basis that it best fitted their circumstances and that their situation was so “compelling and compassionate” that their application should be granted outside its rules.
The Ukraine Family Scheme, set up in March 2022, allowed Ukrainian nationals and their family members to come to the UK if they had a relative who was a British citizen or settled in the UK. Some 72,000 visas were issued before it closed last February.

The family’s claim was initially refused by a lower-tier immigration tribunal on the basis that it was outside the Ukraine programme’s rules, and that it was for Parliament to decide which countries should benefit from resettlement schemes.
However, Hugo Norton-Taylor, an upper tribunal judge, overturned that decision and granted the Palestinians’ appeal, allowing them to come to the UK on the basis of their Article 8 right to a family life under the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR).
He said the rights of the individual family who were in an “extreme and life threatening” situation outweighed the “public interest” of the rules on entry to the UK, which were designed to limit resettlement schemes and control immigration.
The Home Office said that, despite the ruling, there was no resettlement scheme for people from Gaza and that it would contest similar claims in the future

The war in Gaza has displaced much of its two million-strong population Credit: Abdalhkem Abu Riash/Anadolu via Getty Images
The case, revealed in court documents, sparked criticism on Tuesday. Mr Philp said it was an “alarming and dangerous” judgment, which created “a basis for anyone in any conflict zone anywhere in the world with relations in the UK to come here”.
“There are two million people in Gaza alone and tens of millions around the world in conflict zones, many of whom will have relations living in the UK. We obviously cannot accommodate all of them,” he said.
“The UK has generously helped people in Ukraine, Syria, Afghanistan and Hong Kong with specific humanitarian schemes. We cannot have judges simply making up new schemes based on novel and expansive interpretations of human rights law.
“It is clearer than ever that radical changes to human rights laws are needed – so Parliament, and not judges, make decisions about eligibility to come to the UK. Now there is a ceasefire in Gaza, I hope that the Government appeals this decision based on the new facts on the ground.”

Which areas host the most asylum seekers and refugees?​

It comes at a time when the future for people living in Gaza is uncertain amid calls by Donald Trump for the area to be cleared of inhabitants and rebuilt.
On Tuesday, Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel’s prime minister, said he would restart the war if Hamas did not release hostages by midday on Saturday.
The UK has more than 34,000 outstanding immigration appeals, with many applicants using human rights laws to fight their removal. Sir Keir Starmer and Lord Hermer, the Attorney General, have insisted Labour will not leave the ECHR and will respect international law.

Asylum appeals backlog is growing​

Number of initial and appeal (first-tier) asylum claims as of June each year
15.5k
8.8k
21.2k
11.4k
21.4k
5.5k
24.2k
6.6k
35k
5.3k
48.1k
6.2k
67.5k
7.2k
117.4k
6.4k
125.2k
9.4k
97.2k
34.2k
Initial decision backlog
Appeals backlog
Source: Telegraph analysis of Home Office and Ministry of Justice data

It comes as the Government seeks to ramp up the returns of foreign criminals and illegal migrants, having removed nearly 19,000 since the election – the highest six-month total since 2017.
The court was told that the Palestinian husband and wife had lived in Gaza since 1994 but a brother had come to the UK in 2007 and been granted British citizenship. The court was told there had been no face-to-face contact with the brother for 17 years, but they had remained “close”.
Joanne Oxlade, the lower tier judge, rejected the application on the basis that it did not satisfy the rules and the Government had chosen not to introduce a resettlement scheme for Palestinians. She ruled “it was not for the tribunal to institute such a scheme”.
She had considered the fact that admitting the family could open the floodgates to people from conflicts all over the world.
However, Judge Norton-Taylor said the family was not seeking for either the Government or tribunal to institute some form of resettlement scheme or protect rights they did not enjoy. He said the absence of a resettlement scheme was “irrelevant” and instead it was about their rights to a family life under the ECHR outside the rules.
He rejected claims that it would open the floodgates and instead granted their appeal on the basis that it was a “very strong claim”. “Put another way, there are very compelling or exceptional circumstances,” he said.
A Home Office spokesman said it had contested the claim “rigorously”, adding: “The latter court ruled against us on the narrow facts of this specific case. Nevertheless, we are clear that there is no resettlement route from Gaza, and we will continue to contest any future claims that do not meet our rules.”
>He said the rights of the individual family who were in an “extreme and life threatening” situation outweighed the “public interest” of the rules on entry to the UK, which were designed to limit resettlement schemes and control immigration.
>It's ECHR "muh family and private life" at it again


If this shit doesn't get packed in sharpish we're gonna be living in some especially interesting times real soon.
 
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Those fuckers will be a drain for their pathetic meager lives too all 20 of them living in a one bedroom. The best solution is to glass the fuckers because no one will miss them. Also, Gazans love being sleepers, you will have to watchlist them all.
 
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